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Dialogue
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| [Opening Titles: "Disney" and "Pixar"]
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| (The film starts with the intro of the first film, fluffy white clouds against a blue sky. The title "Toy Story 3" appears as a stick with something flaming hot on it puts the 3 on the title. The title then burns away to reveal a train chugging through a hot desert. One of the vans blows a hole in it's roof and bags of money fly out, followed by Mr. Potato Head, playing his One Eyed Bart role like in the first film, holding two more bags and laughing evilly.)
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| One Eyed Bart
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*cackles and throws one of the bags in his slot* Money, money, money!
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| (Just then, a lasso grabs the other bag from him and yanks it away.)
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| One Eyed Bart
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Hey!
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| (The lasso knocks him over. Woody walks up to him, facing downward while reeling his lasso in. He then puts his foot on Mr. Potato Head's face before lifting his head up to look at him. Mr. Potato Head groans.)
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| Woody
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You've got a date with justice, One Eyed Bart.
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| One Eyed Bart
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Too bad, Sheriff! I'm a married man.
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| (There's a karate yell and Mrs. Potato Head, playing the role of One Eyed Bart's wife One Eyed Betty, appears wielding nun chucks.)
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| Woody
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One Eyed Betty?!
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| One Eyed Betty
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*karate yells*
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| (Mrs. Potato Head attacks Woody who flips and ducks to avoid getting hit, forcing him to the back of the train until he teeters on the edge of the caboose. Then with a swing of her handbag, Mrs. Potato Head knocks Woody off the train sending him flying. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head watch after him, Mr. Potato Head cackling in triumph then gasps when he sees something while Mrs. Potato Head looks shocked. Bullseye runs into view with Jessie and Woody on his back, revealing that he and Jessie caught Woody after he fall.)
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| Jessie
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I think you dropped something, mister.
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| One Eyed Bart
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Jessie?!
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| Woody
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Give it up, Bart! You've reached the end of the line!
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| One Eyed Bart
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*taking out a remote detonator* I always wanted to go out with a bang!
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| (He gestures to a bridge nearby which has a lot of dynamite in the middle of it. Cackling, Mr. Potato Head presses the detonate button and the dynamite explodes, destroying the bridge's entire middle section.)
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| Jessie
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Oh, no!
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| Woody
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The orphans!
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| (Troll toys stick their heads out of the windows.)
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| One Eyed Bart
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Hate to leave early, but our ride is here.
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| (A pink convertible drives into view with the three toy aliens inside, each one wearing an eyepatch.)
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| Aliens
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Oooh!
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| One Eyed Bart
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It's me or the kiddies, sheriff! Take your pick!
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| (He and Mrs. Potato Head jump into the convertible which speeds off back the way it came.)
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| Woody
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Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
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| Jessie
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Yah!
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| (Bullseye speeds up passing the troll toys and reaching the locomotive pulling the train.)
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| Woody
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Hold him steady!
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| (Woody jumps into the locomotive and pushes a lever forward. The train starts to speed up.)
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| Jessie
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Woody, hurry!
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| (Woody pulls another lever back, activating the brakes. However, the train fails to stop in time and plunges over the edge carrying Woody with it, much to the horror of Jessie and Bullseye, who watch helplessly.)
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| Jessie
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No!
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| (Just then, a flash of blue light happens and Buzz appears, carrying the train and Woody above his head.)
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| Buzz
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Glad I could catch the train!
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| Woody
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Now let's catch some criminals!
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| Buzz Lightyear
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To infinity and beyond!
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| (He flies upward. Meanwhile, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head drive past a sign saying Skull Canyon - All Outlaws Welcome. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head throw coins in the air happily and start laughing and whooping.)
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| Aliens
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*point upon seeing something* Ooh.
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| (Buzz flies in from up ahead and slice the car in two with his laser, sending the Potato Heads and the Aliens tumbling over and over before settling against a wall. Woody and Jessie show up as Buzz lands beside them.)
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| Woody
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Reach for the sky.
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| One Eyed Bart
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You can't touch me, Sheriff! I've brought my attack dog with a built in force field! *whistles*
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| (Slinky comes springing down from the cliff side growling. One Eyed Bart cackles as Slinky bites his tail activating the force field.)
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| Woody
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Well, I've brought my dinosaur, who eats force field dogs!
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| Jessie
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Yodel-Lay-Hee-HOOOOOO!!!!!~
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| (Jessie's yodeling cracks the ground and Rex comes out of it, roaring. He then glares at the bad guys and roars at them until a shadow looms over him.)
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| Rex
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Huh..?
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| (Buzz, Jessie and Woody look up to a giant pig-like spaceship hovering above them.)
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| Buzz Lightyear
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Evil Dr. Porkchop!
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| (We zoom in to Hamm, playing as Evil Dr. Porkchop.)
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| Dr. Porkchop
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That's Mr. Evil Dr. Porkchop to you!
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| (One Eyed Bart cackles. One Eyed Bart and his family are teleported into the ship. Dr. Porkchop presses a button that reads Death By Monkeys. A barrel drops from the ship to the ground as Jessie, Buzz and Woody make a run for it and explodes, releasing hundreds of small red monkeys. Rex tries to fend them off by roaring by they overpower him. The monkeys catch up with Jessie, Buzz and Woody and stretch them out. The ship then points its head down at them and it's nose opens revealing a cannon. One Eyed Bart reaches for a button with a skull and crossbones cackling evilly as Buzz, Jessie and Woody shut their eyes, preparing for the worst.)
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| [Trans. Int. Andy's room]
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| (The whole thing is soon revealed to be Andy playing with his toys.)
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| Andy (Woody)
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Buzz! Shoot your laser at my badge!
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| Andy (Buzz)
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Woody, no! It'll kill you!
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| Andy (Woody)
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Just do it!
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| (Andy poses Buzz to make it look as if he's covering his eyes while firing his laser at the same time. Andy makes laser noises while using his finger to make it look as if the laser is reflecting off of Woody's badge and hitting the ship, causing an explosion and Mr. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head, Slinky, Hamm and the Aliens to fall out onto the floor.)
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| Andy (Woody)
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You're going to jail, Bart!
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| Andy (One Eyed Bart)
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Aah! Watch out!
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| Andy
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*continues playing until he sees his mom coming in and filming him* Mom.
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| Mrs. Davis
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No, no, no! Just keep playing. Just pretend I'm not here. *as Molly knocks over the model bridge* Oh, no! Molly!
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| Andy
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No, it's okay, Mom. It's a... fifty foot baby from outer space! And she's on a rampage! Run for your lives!
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| Mrs Davis
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*laughing* Buster, get out of there! Does the red light mean it's going?
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| [Time-skip]
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| (Andy watches a movie with his toys and sticks a piece of popcorn in Rex's mouth but it falls out. He then runs around carrying Jessie, Buzz and Bullseye as if they're flying. Then he spins around with Woody on his shoulders before flopping down on the bed and hugging his toys. The camera zooms in on Woody's face before turning off, making the screen go black.)
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| [Trans. Int. ???]
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| Woody
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Okay, places, everyone. *pushes something aside* Come on, come on. Get in position.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Wait, I can't find my other eye.
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| Hamm
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Alright, whose foot's in my face?
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| Mr. Potato Head
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It's mine, give it back.
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| Aliens
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You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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*groans* Shh!
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| Jessie
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Buzz, mind if I squeeze in next to ya?
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| Buzz
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Yes... no. I mean, w-w-why would- Why would I mind squeezing next to you? *clears throat* Is it hot in here?
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| Rex
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Oh, here they come!
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| (Sarge and two of his men carry a sock into the room.)
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| Woody
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Sarge, you got it?
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| Sarge
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Mission accomplished.
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| Rex
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HOORAY!
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| Hamm
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*laughing*
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Oooh!
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| Woody
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Careful, careful.
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| (Buzz and Woody shake the sock and a mobile phone drops out.)
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| Jessie
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Ooh!
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| Rex
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*gasping*
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| Woody
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All right, guys, we got one shot at this. Everyone ready?
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| Jessie
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*holds up another phone* We're ready, Woody. Let's do it!
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| Woody
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*to Buzz* Okay, Buzz, make the call.
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| (Buzz opens his wrist communicator to reveal a phone number which Jessie dials into her phone. Woody passes the mobile phone to Rex who holds it. Jessie presses the dial button on her phone and the mobile phone Rex is holding rings, making him jump. Buzz, Jessie and Woody peak out of the chest and here footsteps approaching the room.)
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| Buzz
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Target is on approach.
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| Woody
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Just like we rehearsed it, guys...
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| (They go back in. A shadow creeps over the chest as the toys freeze and the Irelanders hide. Andy, now a teenager, opens the chest and fumbles around for his phone until he picks up Rex who is still holding it. Andy yanks the phone free from Rex's grasp and flips it open before putting it to his ear.)
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| Andy
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Hello? Hello? Anyone there. *sighs and hangs up, to Molly, now a little girl* Molly, stay out of my room!
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| Molly
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*o.s.* I wasn't in your room.
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| (Andy looks at Rex before putting him back into the chest and closing it before heading out of the room.)
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| Andy
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Then who was messing with my stuff?
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| Molly
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It wasn't me.
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| (Andy shuts the door behind him. Woody looks out of the chest sadly with Buzz before they look at each other.)
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Well, that went well.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Oh.
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| Rex
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He held me! He actually held me!
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| Hamm
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Oh, this is just sad.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Who are we kidding? The kid's 17 years old.
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| Slinky
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We ain't ever getting played with.
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| (Buzz and Woody get out the chest before Buzz gives Woody a nod.)
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| Woody
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sighs* Uh, guys, hey, hold up. W-w-we need a staff meeting. Everyone, a staff meeting?
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| Hamm
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Oh, not again.
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| Woody
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Oh, come on. *to Slinky* Slink, gather everyone up.
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| Slinky
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Uh, we are gathered, Woody.
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| Woody
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Okay, uh, first off, we all knew Operation Playtime was a long shot.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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More like a misfire.
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| Woody
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But we always said this job isn't about getting play with, it's about...
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| Jessie
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Being there for Andy, we know.
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| Rex
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But we can try again, right?
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| Woody
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I'm calling it, guys... We're closing up shop.
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| Toys
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What?
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| Woody
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Andy's going to college any day now. That was our last shot.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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*unhappily* Oh....
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| Buzz
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We're going into attic mode, folks, keep you accessories with you at all times, spare parts, batteries, anything you need for orderly transition.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Orderly?! Don't you get it?! We're done, finished, over the hill!
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| Woody
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Hey, hey, hey, now come on, guys. We all knew this day was coming.
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| Hamm
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Yeah, but now it's here.
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| Woody
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Look, every toy goes through this. No one wants to see...
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| Buzz
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*to Sarge* Hey, Sarge, what are you doing?
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| Sarge
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The war's over, folks. Me and the boys are moving on.
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| Woody
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M-Moving on?
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| Buzz
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You're going AWOL?
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| Sarge
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We've done our duty. Andy's grown up.
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| Green Army Man #1
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And let's face it, when the trash bags come out, we army guys are the first to go.
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| Buzz
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Trash bags?
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| Woody
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Who said anything about trash bags?
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| Sarge
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It has been an honor serving with you. Good luck, folks.
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| Green Army Man #2
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You're gonna need it.
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| (One of the men grabs Sarge and they parachute out of the window.)
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| Woody
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*follows after them* No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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| Rex
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Aaah! We're getting thrown away?!
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| Woody
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No. No one's getting thrown away.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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*offscreen* How do you know?
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| Jessie
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*hyperventilating* We're being abandoned.
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| Buzz
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We'll be fine, Jessie.
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| Hamm
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So why did Sarge leave?
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Should we leave?
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| Slinky
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I thought we were going to the attic.
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| Rex
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Oh, I hate all of this uncertainty.
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| Woody
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on now, wait a minute! Quiet! No one's getting thrown out, okay?! We're all still here! I-I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way. Wheezy and Etch and...
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| Rex
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Bo Peep?
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| Woody
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Yeah, even- even Bo. All good toys who've gone on to new owners. But through every yard sale, every spring cleaning, Andy held onto us. He must care for us or we won't be here. You wait, Andy's gonna tuck us in the attic. It'll be safe and warm...
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| Buzz
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And we'll all be together.
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| Woody
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Exactly! There's games up there, and books, and-
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| Buzz
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The race car track.
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| Woody
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The race car track, thank you.
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| Slinky
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And the old TV!
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| Woody
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There you go, the old TV! And those guys from the Christmas decorations box. They're fun, right?
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| Mr. Potato Head
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*mumbles* Yeah...
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Yeah.
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| Woody
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And someday, if we're lucky, Andy may have kids of his own.
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| Rex
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And then he'll play with us then, right?
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| Woody
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We'll always be there for him.
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| Buzz
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Come on, guys, let's get our parts together, get ready, and go out on a high note.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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I'd better find my other eye.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Where'd you leave it this time?
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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*covering her left eye* Someplace dark... and dusty.
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| Hamm
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Come on. Let's see how much we’re going for on eBay.
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| Woody
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Don't worry. Andy's gonna take care of us, I guarantee it.
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| (Woody's expression soon changes from hopeful to sadness as he realizes it's no use. He climb up onto a dresser and looks at the room with sadness. He turns to look at a photo of Andy in his graduation clothes with his mom and Molly before lifting up to reveal a picture of young Andy playing happily with him and his friends. Woody looks at it with sadness, remembering what those times felt like. Buzz comes up behind him.)
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| Buzz
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You guarantee it, huh?
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| Woody
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I don't know, Buzz. What else could I say?
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| Buzz
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Well, whatever happens, at least we'll all be together.
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| Woody
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For infinity and beyond.
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| (Just then, they hear Molly and Andy coming.)
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| Molly
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Can I have your stereo?
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| Andy
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No.
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| Molly
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Why not?
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| Andy
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'Cause I'll be taking it with me...
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| Jessie
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*shocked gasp*
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| (They hurry back into the chest just as Andy, Molly and their mom enter the room.)
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| Molly
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...Can I have your computer?
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| Andy
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No.
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| Molly
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Your video games?
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| Andy
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*chuckles* Forget it, Molly.
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| (Andy's mom carries two boxes into the room.)
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| Mrs. Davis
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Okay, Andy, let's get to work here. Anything you’re not taking to college either goes in the attic, or it’s trash.
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| Andy
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Mom, I'm not leaving till Friday.
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| Mrs. Davis
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Oh, come on, it's garbage day.
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| Andy
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Mom...
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| Mrs. Davis
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Look, it's simple. Skateboard, college. Little League trophy, probably attic. Apple core, trash. You can do the rest.
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| Molly
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*looks into the chest* Why do you still have these toys?
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| Andy
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Urgh... Molly, out of my room!
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| Molly
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Three more days and it's mine.
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| Mrs. Davis
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Molly, you’re not off the hook either. You have more toys than you know what to do with. Some of them could make other kids really happy.
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| Molly
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What kids?
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| Mrs Davis
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The children at the daycare. They’re always asking for donations.
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| (The toys then peek out of the toy box.)
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| Rex
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*from inside the chest, whispering* What's daycare?
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| Woody
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Shh, shh.
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| Molly
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But Mom...
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| Mrs. Davis
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No buts. You choose what toys you want to donate and I'll drop them off at Sunnyside.
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| (As Mrs. Davis leaves, Molly sighs disappointingly and puts down a magazine and starts to put things into the box including a Barbie doll.)
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| Jessie
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Poor Barbie...
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| Hamm
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I get the Corvette.
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| Mrs. Davis
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Andy, come on. You need to start making decisions.
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| Andy
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Like what?
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| Mrs Davis
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*opening the chest* Like...what are you gonna do with these toys? Should we donate them to Sunnyside?
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| Andy
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No.
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| Mrs. Davis
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Maybe sell them online?
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| Andy
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Mom, no one's gonna want those old toys. They're junk.
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| Mrs. Davis
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Fine, you have till Friday. Anything that’s not packed for college or in the attic is getting thrown out.
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| Andy
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Whatever you say, mom...
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| (As Andy closes his laptop and looks at his room, he opens his chest and looks at the toys for a moment then gets out a trash bag and starts to put them into it. He then looks at Buzz and Woody as if trying make a decision... then finally he decided to put Woody in the college box and Buzz in the bag with the others.)
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| Jessie
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*gasp*
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| Buzz
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*gasp*
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| (Andy ties the bag shut and heads for the attic. They see Woody climb out of the box, a worried look on his face.)
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| Rex
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What's happening?!
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| Mr. Potato Head
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We're getting thrown out you idiot, that's what happening!
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| (Woody begins to run to the door and watches as Andy pulls down the ladder to the attic, much to Woody's relief. Andy is just climbing up to the attic when Molly exits her room carrying a box in her hands.)
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| Molly
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*grunting*
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| Andy
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You need a hand?
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| Molly
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I got it.
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| Andy
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Here. So, you gonna miss me when I’m gone?
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| Molly
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If I say no, do I still get your room?
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| Andy
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Nope.
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| Molly
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*o.s.* Then yes, I’ll miss you.
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| (They head down the stairs, Andy not realizing he left the trash bag with his toys in on the floor.)
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| Jessie
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*panting with anxiety* I can't breathe!
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| Rex
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Oh, this can't be happening!
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| Buzz
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Quiet! What's that sound?
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| (The attic ladder folds back up and pushes the bag back, sending it and the toys tumbling until they stop.)
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| Toys
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...Whoa!
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| (Woody tries to sneak out of the room to get them out but duck out of sight when Mrs. Davis walk through the hallway and accidentally tripped on the bag.)
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| Mrs. Davis
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*sighs in annoyance* Andy?! *groans*
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| (She picks up the bag and carries it downstairs. Woody watch this from the doorway.)
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| Woody
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*gasps* That's not trash. That's not trash! Come on, think, Woody. Think, think, think. Oh! *whistles* Buster! Come here, boy, come here!
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| (Buster, now a fully grown up old dog, walks slowly into the room.)
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| Woody
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*gets on Buster's back* Okay, boy, to the curb! Hee-yah!
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| (Buster yawns and rolls over onto his back, flattening Woody to cringe.)
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| Woody
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*straining* No, Buster, no! Get up, Buster! *pulls Buster, making him roll over him, panting* Oh! *gasps*
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| (He hurries to the window and saw Andy's mom putting the bags on the curb next to the trash cans. The bag which the toys are in moves about.)
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| Jessie
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We're on the curb!
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Oh, I knew it would come to this!
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| Buzz
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Pull, everyone, pull!
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| (Woody grabs some scissors and he slides down the drain pipe, though he hits the gutter and fall into the bushes.)
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| Woody
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AAAAAH!!!
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| (The toys are still trying to get out of the bag but to no avail.)
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| Rex
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*grunting* It won't rip!
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| Hamm
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Oh, forget it, it's triple-ply, high-density polyethylene!
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| Buzz
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There's gotta be a way out.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Oh, Andy doesn't want us, what's the point?
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| Buzz
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*gets an idea* Point, point, point! *sees Rex's tail*
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| (The toys starts to push Rex against the bag in an attempt to poke a hole in it.)
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| Buzz
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Push, push!
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| Rex
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I can hear the garbage truck! It's getting closer- *muffled speech*
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| (Woody cut through the bushes with the scissors. Seeing the truck arrived, they quickly run to the mailbox and hide. An older Sid Phillips, now a fully grown adult, exits the truck scatting to music. He picks up a trash can and walk to his truck. Woody uses the scissors to cut a bag but all that was in it was trash. Woody cuts the other bag, but the same result came out as well. He hides behind the mailbox as Sid picks up the bags and put them in the rubbish crusher. Woody watch as the truck rolls over to the next house and ran after it. He watch behind a fire hydrant as the crusher crushed the bags, much to their horror.)
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| Woody
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Buzz! Jessie!
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| (He looks to see the toys under a box walking into the garage, safe and unharmed, much to their relief. In the garage, the toys lift the box off themselves.)
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| Slinky
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Andy threw us out.
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| Hamm
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Like we were garbage.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Junk. He called us junk.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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How could he?! *crying*
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| Buzz
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This doesn't make any sense...
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| Jessie
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I should have seen this coming. It's Emily all over again.
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| Hamm
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Eh, Sarge was right.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Yeah, and Woody was wrong.
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| Buzz
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Wait a minute, wait, hold on. This is no time to be hysterical.
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| Hamm
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It's the perfect time to be hysterical.
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| Rex
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Should we be hysterical?!
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| Slinky
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NO!
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Yes!
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| Buzz
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Maybe, but not right now!
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| Jessie
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YEE-HAW! Fellas, I know what to do.
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| (Woody then runs to a flower pot and saw the toys getting into the donation box.)
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| Woody
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What the heck?
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| (He head over to the garage. Jessie is helping a squeaky alien into the box.)
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| Jessie
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Oh, we should have done this years ago.
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| Buzz
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Jessie, wait. What about Woody?
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| Jessie
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He's fine, Buzz. Andy's taking him to college, now we need to go.
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| Buzz
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You're right. Come on.
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| (He puts another alien into the box as Woody shows up.)
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| Woody
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Buzz?
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| Buzz
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Woody!
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| Woody
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What- what's going on? Don't you know this box is being donated?
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| Buzz
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It's under control, Woody, we have a plan.
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| Rex
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We're going to daycare.
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| Woody
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Daycare?! What, have you all lost your marbles?
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Well, didn’t you see? Andy threw us away.
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| Woody
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No, no, no, no. He was putting you in the attic.
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| Mr. Potato Head
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Attic? So how did we end up on the curb?
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| Woody
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That was a mistake. Andy's mom thought you were trash.
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| Hamm
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Yeah, after he put us in a trash bag.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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And called us junk!
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| Woody
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Uh, y-yeah, I know. It looks bad, but guys, you gotta believe me.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Sure thing, college boy.
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| Jessie
|
Andy's moving on, Woody. It's time we did the same.
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| Woody
|
Okay, out of the box. Everyone, right now! Come on, Buzz, give me a hand. We gotta get this thing outta here.
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| Buzz
|
Woody, wait. We need to figure out what's best for everyone.
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| (Just then, Andy's mom enters the car and starts it up and reverses out of the garage.)
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| Woody
|
Oh, great, great! It's gonna take us forever to get back here.
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| (The car backs out onto the road and drives away.)
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| [Trans. Int. Donation box]
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| (The toys then try to comfort a crying Barbie.)
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| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Oh, it’s all right, Barbie, you'll be okay.
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| Barbie
|
Well, Molly and I have been growing apart for years. It’s just… I can’t believe she would throw me away! *sobbing*
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Welcome to the club, toots.
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| (Suddenly, the box flaps open and Woody and Buzz vault in.)
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| Woody
|
Okay, everyone, listen up. We can get back to Andy's but we've gotta move fast. We'll hide under the seats till we get home.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody. Andy doesn't want us anymore.
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| Woody
|
He was putting you IN THE ATTIC!!!
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| Jessie
|
He left us on the curb!
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| Buzz
|
*pushes Woody and Jessie apart* Alright, calm down, both of you!
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| Woody
|
Okay, fine, fine. Just wait 'til you see what daycare's like.
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| Rex
|
Why? What's it like?
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| Woody
|
Daycare is a sad lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
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| (Abruptly, Barbie turns away and starts crying loudly.)
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| Hamm
|
Quite the charmer, aren't ya?
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| Woody
|
Oh, you'll see. As soon as we get to daycare, you'll be begging to go home.
|
| (Suddenly, the car jolts as it hits a bump passing a sign that reads Sunnyside Daycare.)
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| [Trans. Ext. Sunnyside Daycare]
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| (Andy's mom gets out of the car and grabs the boxes. She then carries them to the building.)
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| Rex
|
Can anyone see anything?
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| Jessie
|
*gasps* There's a playground.
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| Buzz
|
Wow!
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| Jessie
|
We hit the jackpot, Bullseye!
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| Hamm
|
So much for sad and lonely, huh?
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| Woody
|
Okay, calm down, guys, let's try to keep this in perspective.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Perspective?! This place is perfect.
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| Rex
|
Woody, it's nice. See? The door has a rainbow on it.
|
| [Trans. Int. Lobby]
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| (Andy's mom knocks on the door and the receptionist push a button to let her in.)
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| Mrs. Davis
|
Hey there!
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Wow! Haven't seen you in ages.
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| Mrs. Davis
|
I just wanted to drop these old toys off. Is this Bonnie? Look how big you are.
|
| (On the desk, Bonnie Anderson, Mrs. Anderson's daughter, sits with a toy monkey which she plays with.)
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Say hi, sweetie.
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| Bonnie
|
Hi.
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Hey, how are your kids, Molly and Andy?
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| Mrs. Davis
|
Not kids anymore. Andy’s going to college on Friday.
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
What?
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| Mrs. Davis
|
Can you believe it?
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Are you sure they won't miss having these?
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| Mrs. Davis
|
No, they never get played with.
|
| [Trans. Int. Hallway]
|
| (Mrs. Anderson carries the box through a corridor.)
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Do you see any kids?
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| Rex
|
*gasps* Where is she taking us?
|
| (Mrs. Anderson went into a room and put the box down on top of a counter and left.)
|
| Jessie
|
Look.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Wow!
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| Rex
|
What?! What is it?!
|
| (In the room, kids play happily with toys. Two boys are playing with toy dinosaurs while a girl plays with a toy cat and a doll wearing a flower on its head. In an armchair, a girl is playing with a pink bear and hugging it while a boy plays with a toy robot.)
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| Rex
|
Aah! I can't see!
|
| (A teacher enters from outside as the bell rang.)
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| Teacher
|
OK, everyone, recess. Come on.
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| (The kids cheer in excitement and exit the room and the teacher follows.)
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| Hamm
|
So now what do we do?
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| Woody
|
We go back to Andy's. Anyone see an exit?
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Exit schmexit. Let's get played with.
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| Buzz
|
Careful. These toys might be jealous of new arrivals.
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| Rex
|
I want to see!
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| Hamm
|
Hey, watch it!
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| Woody
|
Rex!
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| Rex
|
It's my turn!
|
| (Rex is in such a rush to see what is happening, that he causes the box to fall off the counter and onto the floor, spilling the toys out. Everyone looks to see the toys in the room staring at them.)
|
| Jack-in-the-Box
|
New toys!
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| (All toys cheer as the toys go to greet the newcomers. Jessie shakes the hand of a rock monster named Chunk.)
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| Jessie
|
Well, howdy! Glad to meet ya.
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| Buzz
|
*shakes hands with a robot named Sparks* Buzz Lightyear, at your service.
|
| (Hamm, Slinky and Barbie are shaking hands with a purple octopus named Stretch.)
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| Hamm
|
*chuckles* Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
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| Rex
|
Hahahahaha!
|
| (A bug with armour on him help Mrs. Potato Head stand up.)
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| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Oh, thank you. May I? *giggles*
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| (The bug allows her to touch his muscles, making Mr. Potato Head a little jealous. He tried to flex his own muscles but it flopped down much to his dismay. A crane passed the Aliens.)
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| Aliens
|
The claw!
|
| (Everyone then heard a truck's horn and they look to see a yellow truck reverse into view, carrying the bear the girl had been playing with earlier. He's carrying a cane.)
|
| Lotso
|
Well, hello there. *gets out of the dumper* I thought I heard new voices. Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear, but please call me Lotso.
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| Buzz
|
Buzz Lightyear, we come in- (Lotso hugs Buzz very hard.)
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| Lotso
|
*chuckles* First thing you gotta know about me, I'm a hugger. *lets go of Buzz before he breathes* Oh, look at you all. You’ve been through a lot today, haven't ya?
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Oh, it's been horrible.
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| Lotso
|
Well, you're safe now. We’re all castoffs here. We been dumped, donated, yard-saled, second handed and just plain thrown out. But just you wait, you'll find being donated was the best thing that ever happened to ya. (Woody scoffs.)
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| Rex
|
Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
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| Lotso
|
All day long. Five days a week.
|
| Jessie
|
But what happens when the kids grow up?
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| Lotso
|
Well, now I'll tell ya. *gestures to pictures of kid groups over the years on the wall with his cane* When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You’ll never be outgrown or neglected, never abandoned or forgotten. No owners means no heartbreak.
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| Jessie
|
YEE-HAW!
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
It's a miracle.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
And you want us to stay at Andy's.
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| Woody
|
Because we're Andy's toys.
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| Lotso
|
So you got donated by this Andy, huh? Well, it's his loss, Sheriff, he can't hurt you no more.
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| Woody
|
Whoa, whoa, no, no, no-
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| Lotso
|
Now let's get you all settled in. Ken? Where is that boy? *calls from afar* Ken? New toys!
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| Ken
|
Far out! Down in a jiff, Lotso. *goes to the elevator and goes down the lift from his Dream House* So, who's ready for Ken's dream tour?
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| Lotso
|
Let's show our new friends where they'll be staying.
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| Ken
|
Uh, folks, if you want to step right this way- *notices barbie*
|
| (He stops as "Dreamweaver" plays in background, when he sees Barbie and she sees him. Completely entranced in love struck awe, the two dolls walk up to each other.)
|
| Ken
|
Hi, I'm Ken.
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| Barbie
|
Barbie. Have we ever met...?
|
| Ken
|
Uh-uh. I would've remembered. (Barbie giggles.) Love your legwarmers.
|
| Barbie
|
Nice ascot.
|
| Lotso
|
*steps between Ken and Barbie, interrupting the romantic moment* Come on, Ken, recess don't last forever.
|
| Ken
|
Right on, Lotso. This way, everybody.
|
| (He extends a gentlemanly arm as Barbie giggles.)
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| Lotso
|
You got a lot to look forward to, folks. The little ones love new toys.
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| Buzz
|
What a nice bear.
|
| Rex
|
And he smells like strawberries.
|
| (As the toys walk off, Woody sighs, exasperated.)
|
| Ken
|
Folks, if I can share, here at Sunnyside, we've got... well, just about anything a toy could ask for.
|
| Lotso
|
Spare parts, superglue, and enough fresh batteries to choke a Hungry Hungry Hippo. *flings open a utility closet, revealing a spa-like workshop* Think you’re gettin' old?
|
| Jessie
|
Wow.
|
| Lotso
|
Well, stop your worryin'.
|
| Ken
|
Our repair spa will keep you stuffed, puffed, and lightly buffed.
|
| Elephant toy
|
Ahh-CHOO!
|
| (As the tour continues, Ken gestures to his Dream House.)
|
| Ken
|
And this... Well, this is where I live. It's Ken's Dream House. It has a disco, it's got a dune buggy, and a whole room just for trying on clothes.
|
| Barbie
|
*gasps* You have everything!
|
| Ken
|
Everything except someone to share it with.
|
| (Barbie gasps and shudders lovingly.)
|
| Lotso
|
You need anything at all, you just come to me. Here we are.
|
| (He uses his cane to knock on the door to the bathroom. A baby doll with a broken eye opens it.)
|
| Big Baby
|
*gurgles*
|
| Lotso
|
Well, thank you, Big Baby. Why don't you come meet our new friends? Poor baby. We were thrown out together, me and him. Abandoned by the same owner. But we don't need owners at Sunnyside. We own ourselves. We're masters of our own fate. We control our own destiny.
|
| (Mr. Potato Head yelps as he slips on a puddle of water.)
|
| Lotso
|
Oh, watch out for puddles. And here's where you folks will be stayin’. The Caterpillar Room.
|
| [Trans. Int. The Caterpillar Room]
|
| (They enter a room where toys race and walk around.)
|
| Jessie
|
Look at this place.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Wow.
|
| Hamm
|
Holy moly guacamole.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Jackpot, baby. *whistles*
|
| Slinky
|
Whoa, puppy.
|
| Bunny
|
Hello.
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| Zebra
|
Hello.
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| Lion
|
Hello.
|
| (A toy train whizzes past, whistling.)
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
It's so beautiful.
|
| (Woody felt something bumping against his leg. He looks down to see a toy telephone on wheels.)
|
| Woody
|
What the-? Oh, hey, little guy.
|
| Lotso
|
How long's it been since you all got played with?
|
| Slinky
|
It's been years.
|
| Lotso
|
*chuckles* Well, just you wait. In a few minutes, that bell's gonna ring and you'll get the playtime that you've been dreamin' of.
|
| Rex
|
Play! Real play! I can't wait!
|
| Lotso
|
Now, if you'll excuse us, we best be headin' back. *backs up to the truck and climbing back into the dumper* Welcome to Sunnyside, folks.
|
| Rex
|
Thank you!
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Take care, pinky!
|
| Buzz
|
Goodbye, Mr. Lotso, thank you.
|
| Hamm
|
Thank you, buddy boy.
|
| Barbie
|
Will I see you again?
|
| Ken
|
Oh, I'll see you tonight... in my dreams.
|
| Lotso
|
Ken, let's get a move on.
|
| Ken
|
Barbie, come with me. Live in my dream house. I know it's crazy, I know we just met. Aw, heck, you don't know me from G.I. Joe but when I look at you I feel like we were...
|
| Barbie and Ken
|
...made for each other? *gasp*
|
| (They look at the toys. Mrs. Potato Head waves and Jessie gives a thumbs up.)
|
| Barbie
|
Yay!
|
| Ken
|
Yes!
|
| Lotso
|
*offscreen* Ken?
|
| Ken
|
*drags Barbie behind him* Coming, Lotso! *laughs*
|
| (Barbie and Ken jump into the dumper with Lotso, Barbie in Ken's arms as it drives off. Big Baby leaves too, shutting the door behind him. The toys see the kids playing outside.)
|
| Hamm
|
Sounds like kids to me.
|
| Rex
|
Oh, I wanna get played with. Why can't time go faster?!
|
| Jessie
|
How many do you reckon are out there?
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Oh, they sound so sweet.
|
| (Hamm chuckles as they head over to the window. Woody watches and looks around the room, a concerned expression on his face. He sighs and walks up to the others following him.)
|
| Woody
|
Look, everyone, it's nice here, I admit it. But we need to go home.
|
| Jessie
|
We can have a whole new life here, Woody. A chance to make kids happy again.
|
| Slinky
|
Why don't you stay?
|
| Rex
|
Yeah, Woody, stay with us.
|
| Hamm
|
Come on, Woodster.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
You'll get played with.
|
| Woody
|
I can't. No, no.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Stay here.
|
| Woody
|
G-Guys, really. NO! (Everyone looks at him with shocked expressions.) I have a kid. You have a kid. Andy! And if he wants us a-at college or in the attic, well then our job is to be there for him. Now I'm going home. And whoever wants to join me is welcome. *walks away* Come on, Buzz. *stops when he realizes they haven't followed him and turns back* ...Buzz?
|
| Buzz
|
*walks up to him* Our mission with Andy is complete, Woody.
|
| Woody
|
What?
|
| Buzz
|
And what's important now is we stay together.
|
| Woody
|
We wouldn't even be together if it weren't for Andy. *holds up his boot which has Andy's name written on it* Look under your boot, Buzz. You too, Jessie, who's name is written there?
|
| Rex
|
Maybe Andy doesn't care about us anymore.
|
| Woody
|
Of course he does. He cares about all of you! He was putting you in the attic, I saw. You can't just turn your back on him now!
|
| Jessie
|
Woody, wake up! It's over! Andy is all grown up!
|
| (Woody looks shocked before his shocked face turns into an angry expression.)
|
| Woody
|
Okay, fine. Perfect. I can't believe how selfish you all are.
|
| (The toys glared at Woody whilst the others look sad.)
|
| Woody
|
So this is it? After all we've been through.
|
| (Buzz steps forward to Woody and extends a hand, hoping for him to shake it. However, Woody just straightens his hat and begins to walk away when they hear Bullseye panting and turn to see him behind him.)
|
| Woody
|
*sighs* Bullseye, no. You need to stay. (He continues toward the door only for Bullseye to follow him further.) Bullseye, no, I said stay! (Bullseye whimpers.) Look, I don't want you left alone in the attic, okay? Now stay.
|
| (Bullseye nods and goes back to the others. Jessie puts a comforting hand on him when they hear Bonnie's mom outside the door.)
|
| Mrs. Anderson
|
*offscreen* Bonnie? Bonnie?
|
| Woody
|
Uh, I-I gotta go.
|
| (All the toys scatter. Mrs. Anderson opens the door and walks in.)
|
| Mrs. Anderson
|
Bonnie, you in here?
|
| (Woody catches the door and holds it to go through before looking at the others one more time then shutting the door behind him as his friends look on.)
|
| [Trans. Ext. Hallway]
|
| (At the hallway, two woman are talking as Woody peaks out from under a wet floor sign. Woody creep past the talking women when he see a janitor's trolley being wheeled towards them. Woody, seeing nowhere else to hide, freezes. As the trolley passes over the group, they cling onto the bottom of it in order to remain hidden. He hold on tight until they saw the door ahead of them.)
|
| Woody
|
Come on, come on... Oh, no, no.
|
| [Trans. Int. Bathroom]
|
| (The trolley turns away from the door and into the bathroom. The janitor whistles as he starts to clean the sinks. He creeps into a toilet cubicle and see an open window above it. Woody smiles and snatches the toilet paper and puts it on the toilet to provide grip on the slippy surface. He climbs up onto the seat and helps climbs up but as he climbs onto the toilet paper roll, it spins, making them hang on and Woody nearly loses his hat but he caught it just in time. He climbs up the wall of the cubicle and up to the window when the janitor suddenly looked up and saw them in the mirror.)
|
| Janitor
|
Wha...? What the heck? *uses a cloth to clean a smudge on the mirror, giving the group time to get out* Ah, that's better.
|
| [Trans. Ext. Sunnyside Daycare]
|
| (Woody feels out of breath. He sees Bonnie doing hopscotch on the number steps.)
|
| Mrs. Adnerson
|
*offscreen* Bonnie?
|
| Bonnie
|
Bluebells, cockleshells...
|
| Mrs. Anderson
|
Oh, there you are. Come on, honey, it's time to go home.
|
| (Bonnie takes her mother's hand and they leave. Woody climb up to the roof and run over it til he came to the end of it. He look down at the kids playing in the playground and the wall surrounding it. Just then, a gust of wind blew Woody's hat away.)
|
| Woody
|
Oh, no, no, no, no!
|
| (The hat stops right next to a green kite which gave Woody an idea. He grabs the kite and wings and back. They race toward the edge and Woody lets the wind carry him and the kite. He flies over the wall letting him get off him as He lands beside himself. A strong gust blew him and the kite straight up into the sky. Woody holds onto the kite for dear life but suddenly it breaks and he falls down to a tree where his pull-string gets caught on a branch and stops him just before he hits the ground.)
|
| Woody
|
*voice box* Reach for the sky.
|
| (Woody freezes as Bonnie comes hopping up to them.)
|
| Bonnie
|
Bluebells, cockshells. Eenie, miny…
|
| (Bonnie bumps into Woody and looks up to see him. She then looks around and pulls him down from the tree.)
|
| Woody
|
*voice box* You're my favourite deputy.
|
| (Bonnie smiles at this quote.)
|
| Mrs. Anderson
|
Bonnie!
|
| Bonnie
|
Coming!
|
| (She puts Woody into her backpack and went into her mom's car.)
|
| Woody
|
*groans* Great.
|
| (Bonnie closes the car door. As it started to drive away which had fallen off when Bonnie stepped on him without realizing, and Woody's hat lay on the grass next to the tree.)
|
| [Trans. Int. The Caterpillar Room]
|
| (Depressed, Bullseye looks at the door, sadly.)
|
| Jessie
|
Oh, it's gonna be okay, Bullseye.
|
| Buzz
|
Woody's going go to college with Andy, it's what he's always wanted.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Ah, he's crazy. College is no place for a toy.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Toys are for play time.
|
| Hamm
|
Oh, speaking of play time, they're lining up out there!
|
| Buzz
|
How many?
|
| Hamm
|
There must be dozens.
|
| Rex
|
Ahh! I can hardly wait!
|
| Buzz
|
Places, everyone. *runs off*
|
| Rex
|
Ahh!
|
| (The toys move into positions all over the room. Buzz then notices several toys in the room hiding in various places in the room fearfully and is confused. Rex runs up to the door in excitement as the bell rang.)
|
| Rex
|
At last, I'm gonna get played with!
|
| Buzz
|
Uh... Rex?
|
| Rex
|
Come to papa.
|
| (Toddlers then burst into the room, the door knocking Rex aside in the process. as the toddlers throw, bash, kick and toss the toys around like using Jessie as a paintbrush, pours glitter on Hamm, using Rex like a hammer, drool on Buzz and put the Potato Heads' parts in their mouths and nostrils. They even grab Stick Man and torture him as well. A boy grab a girl's crown and ran off, promoting the girl to cry and toss Buzz away as she ran after him. Buzz landed on the window stand and saw the kids in the Butterfly Room playing gently with Lotso and several other toys there. He wonders why he and his friends were in the Caterpillar room and not there when he is suddenly snatched from the window stand by a kid and the playtime continues. The screen fades to black.)
|
| [Trans. ???]
|
| Woody
|
*voice box* There's a snake in my boot!
|
| [Trans. Int. Bonnie's room]
|
| (It changes over to Bonnie pulling Woody's pull-string and turning him around to face her.)
|
| Woody
|
*voice box* I'd like to join you posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
|
| Bonnie
|
A sheriff!
|
| (Bonnie puts Woody on a stool and moves Mr. Pricklepants, a hedgehog toy, over to the side of the table next to Buttercup, a white unicorn toy, and Trixie, a blue triceratops toy.)
|
| Bonnie
|
Move over, Mr. Pricklepants, we have a guest. *passes cups to each of them* You want some coffee? *pretends to drink coffee from her own cup* It's good for you, but don't drink too much, or you'll have to... have to... Be right back!
|
| (Bonnie runs to the bathroom come out of hiding.)
|
| Woody
|
Psst. Hey, hello. Hi. Excuse me-
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Shhh.
|
| Woody
|
Can you tell me where I am?
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Shhhh.
|
| Buttercup
|
The guy's just asking you a question.
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Well, excuse me, I'm trying to stay in character. *inhales and freezes*
|
| Buttercup
|
My name's Buttercup. You've met Baron Von Shush.
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Shh!
|
| Trixie
|
Hello, I'm Trixie.
|
| Mr. Pricklepants and Trixie
|
Shh, shh, shhhh!
|
| Woody
|
Guys, hey. Guys, look, I don't know where I am.
|
| Trixie
|
We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
|
| Buttercup
|
We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun, you'll be fine.
|
| Woody
|
No, no, no, no. I-
|
| (Woody gets back in his pose when he hears footsteps approach.)
|
| Bonnie
|
Who wants lunch? *taps a toy microwave and brings out a toy burger which she puts in front of Woody* Bee-boop-bee-boop. It has a secret ingredient. *lifts the top off revealing jellybeans* Jellybeans. *eats one and pulls Woody's pull string again*
|
| Woody
|
*voice box* Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
|
| Bonnie
|
*gasps* Poisoned?! *spits the jellybean out onto Mr. Pricklepants* Who would do such a mean thing?
|
| (She stops and looks shocked before looking a purple haired soft plush doll named Dolly sitting on a shelf nearby.)
|
| Bonnie
|
*does a witch's cackle* Aaah! The scary witch! Look out! *grabs Dolly and runs around the room* She's using her witchy powers! *lands on her bed*
|
| Bonnie (Woody)
|
I know where to hide!
|
| (Later, Bonnie is hiding in her toy basket. She picks up Totoro, a stuffed rabbit toy with no legs and pulls him inside before ducking back in.)
|
| Bonnie
|
She'll never find us in here. *lifts Dolly up with her hand and turns Woody to look at Dolly* What's wrong?
|
| (Bonnie turns her head and seeing Dolly, she screams and throws herself, her toys and the basket onto the floor.)
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| Bonnie
|
Aah! She found us! We need a spaceship to get away from the witch! *runs out of the room*
|
| (The toys unfreeze and pick themselves up.)
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| Trixie
|
You're doing great.
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| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Are you classically trained?
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| Woody
|
Look, I just need to know how to get out of here.
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| Buttercup
|
There is no way out! (Woody gasps.) Just kidding, door's right over there.
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| Dolly
|
Well, cowboy, you just jumped right in, didn't ya? I'm Dolly.
|
| Woody
|
*shakes hands with Dolly* Woody.
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| Dolly
|
Woody? Really? You're gonna stick with that? 'Cause now's your chance to change it, new room and all. That’s coming from a doll named Dolly.
|
| (Woody backs into a pea pod with a zip. It opens revealing three peas inside.)
|
| Peatrice
|
Who's the new guy?
|
| Peanelope
|
Are you a real cowboy?
|
| Woody
|
Well, actually-
|
| Peatey
|
Of course he's not, pea brain, he don't even have a hat.
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| Woody
|
I do too ha- *gasps when he sees his hat's not on his head* My hat!
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| Peatey
|
Told ya.
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| Bonnie
|
*offscreen* I found a spaceship!
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Showtime!
|
| Bonnie
|
Quick, get in. Fasten your seat belts, close your tray tables, hold on. It might get a little bumpy. Three, two, one, blastoff!
|
| (Bonnie throws the toys in the air and they land on her bed which she climbs onto and cuddles them.)
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| Bonnie
|
Yee-haw! You saved us cowboy, you're our hero! *laughs*
|
| (Woody and the other toys smile at each other.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Caterpillar Room]
|
| (All the groaning toys are recovering from their beatings they took that morning.)
|
| Slinky
|
Oh, I've got a kink in my slink.
|
| Jessie
|
*groans and looks at her paint covered braid* Ugh...
|
| Rex
|
*yelps running into view with his tail missing* My tail! Where's my tail?!
|
| Buzz
|
*groans*
|
| (Hamm opens his cork and lots of bits drop out including a hand from one of the Potato Heads and a toy which he squeezes out.)
|
| Hamm
|
Someone need a hand? *tosses it to the Potato Heads who are putting their parts in the right places*
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
*groans* Where's my nose?
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Here it is.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Here's your arm.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Give me that. That's mine.
|
| Mr Potato Head
|
Honey, the mustache?
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| Buzz
|
*opens his helmet* I don't recall playtime being quite that strenuous.
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| Rex
|
*pulls his tail free from a shape game* Andy never played with us like that...
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| Jessie
|
*pulls stickers off Bullseye* We're just gonna have to make the best of it.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
But these toddlers, they don't know how to play with us.
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| Rex
|
They're too young!
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| Hamm
|
Yeah, they're sticky.
|
| Slinky
|
Well, we should be in the Butterfly Room.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
With the big kids.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
That's right.
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| Hamm
|
Yeah, you said it.
|
| Buzz
|
We'll get this straightened out. I'll go talk to Lotso about moving us to the other room. *climbs to the door and tries to open it but finds that it's locked* Blast. Try that one.
|
| Jessie
|
It's locked!
|
| Slinky
|
Same here.
|
| Buzz
|
Try the windows.
|
| Hamm
|
Eh... negatory. It's a Fenster-Schneckler 380. Finest childproof lock in the world.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
We're trapped!
|
| Buzz
|
Wait. Did anyone notice the transom?
|
| (All the toys look up and notice Buzz's right.)
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Oh, great. How do we get up there?
|
| (Buzz looks deep in thought.)
|
| [Time-skip]
|
| Buzz
|
All right, everyone. On three! One, two...
|
| Jessie
|
Three!
|
| Buzz
|
Whoa!
|
| (The toys run towards the door with the toy vacuum.)
|
| Jessie
|
Let go!
|
| (Jessie, Slinky, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head let go of the vacuum which Buzz jumps onto. The vacuum hits something and the handle sends Buzz flying to the ceiling where he swings between some balloons like vines before heading straight ahead. He presses the red button on his chest, deploying his wings. He grabs onto pinatas towards the transom.)
|
| Hamm
|
Go!
|
| (Rex and Bullseye jump onto a broomstick knocking it over. Buzz bounces off the top of it and onto the transom.)
|
| Rex
|
He did it!
|
| Hamm
|
Yes sir!
|
| Jessie
|
*laughs and grabs the rope Buzz tosses down* Way to go, Buzz.
|
| [Trans. Ext. Hallway]
|
| (Buzz looks down and sees Twitch and Chunk walking through the corridor.)
|
| Chunk
|
*chuckles* Do you think they had a good playtime?
|
| Twitch
|
Shhh. They might hear you.
|
| (Buzz sees Barbie and Ken standing outside the Butterfly Room door.)
|
| Ken
|
Okay, now you start.
|
| Barbie
|
I...
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| Ken
|
...love...
|
| Barbie
|
...you.
|
| Ken
|
See? That time I said love. Okay, now me first.
|
| Barbie
|
Okay, okay, okay.
|
| (Buzz watches with little disgust at Barbie and Ken's love for each other.)
|
| Ken
|
I...
|
| Barbie
|
...love...
|
| Ken
|
...you. You see what I mean? It changes every time.
|
| Barbie
|
You are so smart.
|
| Twitch
|
*grabs Ken* Come on, Romeo, we're late.
|
| Barbie
|
I'll wait up for you.
|
| Ken
|
Kisses.
|
| (Barbie goes back into the Butterfly Room. Buzz parasails down to the floor and unties the rope from his waist before heading after the trio who walks into a teacher's lounge room. He watches as Ken, Chunk and Twitch climb into a vending machine. He creeps over to the vending machine and looks up and sees the shadows moving in front of the sign. Buzz frowns and signals for the others to follow him. He climbs into the hatch and starts climbing the shelves. He opens a hatch at the top and climb through it. He hears voices and creeps over to see the toys from the Butterfly Room playing a gambling game, joined by Stretch and Sparks.)
|
| Ken
|
All right, place your bets. Come on, everybody. Come on. Any splits?
|
| Twitch
|
Heya. Bring it here.
|
| Chunk
|
Alright.
|
| Ken
|
Here we go. Come on, horsey, come on!
|
| Chunk
|
Come on, turkey, come on, turkey.
|
| Stretch
|
Gobble, gobble, baby.
|
| Ken
|
Come on, horsey.
|
| Stretch
|
Come on, duck.
|
| Ken
|
All right, that's it. No more bets.
|
| Chunk
|
Come on! Right here.
|
| Stretch
|
Let me have the duck, let me have the duck, let me have the duck.
|
| Farmer's voice
|
Here is a duck.
|
| Duck
|
*quacks*
|
| Stretch
|
I won!
|
| Twitch
|
Aw, man!
|
| Chunk
|
*groans*
|
| Ken
|
Well, Stretch takes the round.
|
| Stretch
|
You lost! *laughs hysterically*
|
| Ken
|
Okay, minimum bet, five Monopoly. Coyote's wild.
|
| Stretch
|
Here, here. Two greens, here.
|
| Ken
|
Changing two double A's. Hey, what do you guys think of the new recruits? Any keepers?
|
| Stretch
|
Oh, please. Landfill.
|
| Sparks and Chunk
|
*laughing*
|
| Ken
|
Cowgirl? Dinosaur?
|
| Twitch
|
Toddler fodder.
|
| Ken
|
But that, uh, space guy, he could be useful.
|
| Chunk
|
He ain't the sharpest knife in the place where they keep the knives.
|
| Sparks
|
Neither are you, Chunk.
|
| Toys
|
*laughing*
|
| Twitch
|
You got a little keeper yourself, didn't you, Ken?
|
| Ken
|
Hey, lay off, Twitch. Barbie's different.
|
| Stretch
|
Aww, Mr. Softy over here.
|
| Chunk
|
What do you expect from a girl's toy?
|
| Ken
|
I'm not a girl's toy, I'm not! Why do you guys keep saying that?
|
| Twitch
|
Ah, all them toys are disposable. We'll be lucky if they last us a week.
|
| (Buzz starts to leave to tell what he hears to the others when he bumps into Big Baby who immediately throws him onto the gambling table in front of Stretch, Sparks, Chunk, Twitch and Ken.)
|
| Ken
|
Well, well. Looky who we have here.
|
| (Chuck, Sparks and Stretch grab Buzz.)
|
| Buzz
|
Let me go!
|
| Ken
|
Take him to the library.
|
| (They shove a sock puppet over Buzz, covering him.)
|
| Buzz
|
NOOOO!
|
| [Trans. Int. Bonnie's house]
|
| (Meanwhile, at Bonnie's house, Bonnie and her toys are fast asleep. Woody gets up and creep over the bed. He saw the door and Bonnie's cape with something written on it. Curious, they push a chair, climb onto it and pull back the cape to reveal an address written on Bonnie's backpack.)
|
| Woody
|
*quietly* 1225 Sycamore...
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Psst. Woody, what are you doing?
|
| Woody
|
I gotta get outta here.
|
| Trixie
|
You're leaving?
|
| Buttercup
|
But didn't you have fun today?
|
| Woody
|
Well, of course I did, more than I’ve had in years, but... you see, I belong to someone else. *holds up his boot to show them Andy's name written on it*
|
| Buttercup
|
Who's Yid-Nah?
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
I believe it's pronounced Yid-Nay.
|
| Dolly
|
Guys, it says "Andy".
|
| Woody
|
He's my Bonnie, and he's leaving soon, I gotta get home.
|
| Peatrice
|
Where's home?
|
| Woody
|
Elm Street. 234 Elm. You guys have a map?
|
| Dolly
|
We're on it, cowboy. Trixie?
|
| Trixie
|
I'll fire up the computer.
|
| [Trans. Int. Utility closet]
|
| (The sock puppet is removed from Buzz and he sees then a light above them. Buzz is tied to a chair made of LEGO with pink rubber bands as ropes. He struggles in his ties.)
|
| Buzz
|
Unhand me, you cowards! I demand to talk to Lotso!
|
| Ken
|
Zip it, Buck Rogers. You don't talk to Lotso till we say you can-
|
| (The door opens and Lotso stands in the doorway, a puzzled look on his face.)
|
| Lotso
|
Ken, what's goin' on here? Why is this toy tied up?
|
| Ken
|
Uh, h-he got out, Lotso.
|
| Lotso
|
Got out? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This isn't how we treat our guests. F-A-Oh, my Schwarz. *unties Buzz* There you go. I'm so sorry.
|
| Buzz
|
Lotso, there's been a mistake.
|
| Lotso
|
A mistake?
|
| Buzz
|
The children in the Caterpillar Room are not age-appropriate for me and my friends. We respectfully request a transfer to the Butterfly Room.
|
| Lotso
|
Well, request granted.
|
| Ken
|
But Losto!
|
| Lotso
|
Hush now, Kenneth. This toy's shown initiative, leadership. Why, I'd say we've found ourselves a keeper. Hear that, everyone? We got a keeper!
|
| (Lotso's Gang applauds dutifully.)
|
| Lotso
|
We're calling you up to the big leagues, son. From now on, you’ll have anything you want.
|
| Buzz
|
Excellent. I'll go get my friends.
|
| Lotso
|
Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, boss. Those Caterpillar kids need someone to play with.
|
| Buzz
|
But my friends don't belong there.
|
| Lotso
|
Oh, none of us do, I agree. Which is why, for the good of our community, we ask the never toys, the stronger ones, to take on the hardships the rest of us can’t bear anymore.
|
| Buzz
|
Well, I... I guess that makes sense... But I can't accept. We're a family, we stay together.
|
| Lotso
|
Family man, huh? I understand. Put him back in the timeout chair.
|
| (Big Baby grabs Buzz and carries him back to the LEGO chair.)
|
| Buzz
|
What are ya- ?! Unhand me!
|
| Lotso
|
Bring in the Bookworm.
|
| (Ken whistles from afar as a light shifts around behind some books as if someone is looking for something. A green worm with glass, a purple waistcoat, white shirt and bow tie carrying a torch comes out with a white instruction manual for a Buzz Lightyear toy.)
|
| Bookworm
|
*mumbling indistinctly* Ah! Here it is. It was filed under "Lightyear". *tosses it to Lotso who picks it up*
|
| Lotso
|
Let's see here... Accessories, maintenance... Oh, here we go. "Remove screws to access battery compartment."
|
| Buzz
|
What are you doing!? Stop! Let go of me! Ow!
|
| (Sparks uses a screwdriver to unscrew the compartment on Buzz's back.)
|
| Lotso
|
"To return your Buzz Lightyear action to its original factory settings..."
|
| Buzz
|
No!
|
| Lotso
|
"...slide the switch from Play to Demo."
|
| Buzz
|
Stop! No. No! NOOOO!
|
| (Twitch flips the switch in Buzz's back from Play to Demo.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Caterpillar Room]
|
| (The toys are sitting near the door when they hear Buzz's shout.)
|
| Jessie
|
*gasp* What was that?
|
| Hamm
|
Sounds like it came from the hall.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
I'll see what it was. *detaches her other eye and sticks it under the door so she can see into the hall*
|
| Jessie
|
What do you see? Anything?
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
No, just a dark hall and- *gasps and sees through an image of Andy in the hall vanishing shortly after* Wait, wait! I see Andy!
|
| Jessie
|
What?!
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
That's impossible.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
No, no, I really see him. In his room. *gasps* My other eye! The one I left behind!
|
| (It zooms into the hole in Mrs. Potato Head where her other eye should be then see Andy's room being viewed by her other eye underneath something.)
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
*echoing offscreen* This is so weird. He's packing up. *sees Buster coming* Oh. Oh, here comes Buster! Outta the way! Get away!
|
| (Buster moves away as she sees Andy looking into the attic as if to look for something.)
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
*echoing* Okay, Andy's out in the hall. He's looking in the attic. Wait, there's Mom. Why is he so upset? Oh, no! Oh, this is terrible!
|
| (It zooms back out of the hole of Mrs. Potato Head.)
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
He's looking for us. Andy's looking for us!
|
| Jessie
|
He's looking for us?
|
| Rex
|
Oh, Andy does want us. I knew it, I just knew it!
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
I think he did mean to put us in the attic.
|
| Slinky
|
Well, then Woody was telling the truth.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Holy cow.
|
| Hamm
|
And you didn't believe him.
|
| Mr, Potato Head
|
Hey, you didn't believe him first!
|
| Jessie
|
Guys, we gotta... we gotta go home!
|
| (Losto and his gang arrive through the door.)
|
| Jessie
|
*gasp* Lotso!
|
| Lotso
|
Hey there. How are y'all doin' this fine evening?
|
| Jessie
|
*sighs* Thank goodness! Have you seen Buzz?
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
There's been a mistake, we have to go.
|
| Lotso
|
Go? Why, you just got here. In the nick of time, too. We were runnin' low on volunteers for the little ones. They just love new toys now, don't they?
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
"Love"?! We've been chewed, kicked, drooled on.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Just look at my pocketbook!
|
| Lotso
|
Mmm... Well here's the thing, sweet potato. You ain't leavin' Sunnyside.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
"Sweet potato"?! Who do you think you're talking to?! I have over thirty accessories, and I deserve more respe-!
|
| (Lotso takes her mouth out, shutting her up.)
|
| Lotso
|
Ah... that's better. *his gang chuckle*
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Hey, nobody takes my wife's mouth, except me! *reaching for it but Lotso holds it for a bit before he manages to get it* Give it back, you furry air freshener!
|
| Jessie
|
Come on, guys, we're going home. *storms off*
|
| Lotso
|
Whoa there, missy. You're not goin' anywhere.
|
| Jessie
|
Oh, yeah? And who's gonna stop us?
|
| (She stops by a shadowy figure, who then steps out of the shadows revealing Buzz.)
|
| Rex
|
Buzz! You're back!
|
| Buzz
|
Hooyah! *takes a fighting stance*
|
| Rex
|
Buzz?
|
| (Buzz knocks Rex over by kicking him then jumps on top of him and into the air to attack the others.)
|
| Jessie
|
Hey!
|
| Buzz
|
Aaaaaaaah!
|
| Hamm
|
Look out!
|
| (Buzz proceeds to attack the toys as Lotso and his gang watch.)
|
| Hamm
|
What are you, nuts?!
|
| Slinky
|
Buzz!
|
| (Buzz picks up two aliens by the antenna and swings them around. Lotso watches with a evil grin on his face as Buzz gets on top of the toys who are piled up on one another.)
|
| Buzz
|
Prisoners disabled, Commander Lotso.
|
| Jessie
|
Buzz, what are you doing?
|
| Buzz
|
Silence, minions of Zurg! You're the custody of the Galactic Alliance!
|
| Rex
|
"Zurg"?
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
"Galactic Alliance"?
|
| Hamm
|
Oh, boy.
|
| Lotso
|
Good work, Lightyear. Now lock 'em up!
|
| Buzz
|
Yes, sir!
|
| (Buzz puts everyone in cubby like cages. Big Baby puts Rex in a cubby, Twitch puts Slinky in a cubby. Jessie gets dragged by Sparks and Chunk.)
|
| Jessie
|
Hyah!
|
| Chunk
|
Ow!
|
| (Jessie kicks her way out of their clutches before trying to make a run for it but is grabbed by Stretch.)
|
| Stretch
|
Where do you think you're going? *puts Jessie in a cubby behind Buzz*
|
| Jessie
|
Buzz! We're your friends!
|
| Buzz
|
Spare us your lies, temptress. Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Hey, Mongo, keep your paws off my wife!
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
*to Big Baby* Wait!
|
| (Big Baby drops Mrs. Potato Head in the cubby and picks up Mr. Potato Head.)
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Hey, let go of me, you drooling doofus!
|
| Lotso
|
*pushes the cubby* Not him. I think this potato needs to learn himself some manners. Take him to the box.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Hey, put me down, you moron! Where are you taking me?! Bad baby, bad baby!
|
| (They toddle past Barbie as she enters the room.)
|
| Barbie
|
*confused* Ken? What's going on?
|
| Ken
|
B-Barbie! I told you to wait in the Dream House.
|
| Barbie
|
What are you doing to my friends?
|
| (Sparks tosses an Alien into a cubby.)
|
| Twitch
|
Get in there.
|
| (Stretch slams the cubby shut.)
|
| Barbie
|
Hmmph! *slaps Ken's arm away*
|
| Ken
|
Barbie, wait-
|
| Barbie
|
Don't touch me! We're through! *storms off*
|
| Ken
|
Barbie, I didn't- oh...
|
| (Barbie walks back up to Ken and yanks her scarf from around his neck.)
|
| Barbie
|
And give me my scarf back!
|
| Ken
|
Ow.
|
| [Time-skip]
|
| (Buzz puts Barbie in a cubby and shuts the cubby.)
|
| Lotso
|
Lightyear, explain our overnight accommodations.
|
| Buzz
|
Sir, yes, sir. *walks over to the captives* Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cell spends the night in the box.
|
| [Trans. Ext. Playground]
|
| (Big Baby carries Mr. Potato Head to the sandpit.)
|
| Buzz
|
*voiceover* Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner who misses roll call spends the night in the box.
|
| (Big Baby throws Mr. Potato Head in the sandpit and closes the lid.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Caterpillar Room]
|
| Buzz
|
Prisoners do not speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner who talks back spends the night-
|
| Jessie
|
*interrupts* In the box, we get it.
|
| (Irritated, Buzz walks toward her but Lotso stops him.)
|
| Lotso
|
At ease, soldier. They're neutralized. *whispers* But remember, they'll say anything to make you doubt yourself.
|
| Buzz
|
Don't worry, Commander. Any doubt I had got pounded out of me at the academy.
|
| Lotso
|
Listen up, folks, we got a way of doin' things here at Sunnyside. If you start at the bottom, pay your dues, life here can be a dream come true. But if you break our rules, step outta line, try to... *chuckles* ...check out early, well... you're just hurtin' yourselves. *throws Woody's hat in front of the captives*
|
| Jessie
|
*gasps* Woody! *to Lotso* What did you do to him?!
|
| Lotso
|
You all get a good night's rest. *gets in the truck with his gang and it drives off* You got a full day of playtime tomorrow. *laughing*
|
| (Lotso chuckles as he and his cronies drive off. Buzz remains behind, standing guard over the cell block.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Bonnie's house]
|
| (The toys who went with Woody are typing the address into the search engine.)
|
| Woody
|
1225 Syca...
|
| (A message appears.)
|
| Woody
|
Who's Velocistar237?
|
| Trixie
|
Oh! *rapidly types on the keyboard* That's just a dinosaur toy down the street, that's nothing, let me just take care of that. It's just a dinosaur.
|
| Woody
|
Alright... Sycamore. Okay, enter!
|
| (Trixie presses the enter button.)
|
| Woody
|
Please don't be far. Please, please...
|
| (A purple line shows the distance between 1225 Sycamore and 234 Elm, showing it to be just around the corner from Bonnie's house.)
|
| Woody
|
Right around the corner? It's right around the corner!
|
| Trixie
|
Yay!
|
| Woody
|
I'm going to college! Look at me, I'm a big toy on campus! Hello! Hey, I'll see you at the sock hop.
|
| Dolly
|
Okay, Potsie.
|
| Woody
|
Oh, hey, listen. If any of you guys ever get to Sunnyside Daycare, you tell 'em Woody made it home.
|
| Dolly
|
You came from Sunnyside?
|
| Trixie
|
But... how did you all escape?
|
| Woody
|
Well, it wasn't easy. I- *pauses* What do you mean escape?
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Sunnyside is a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smells of strawberries.
|
| Woody
|
...Lotso?
|
| Buttercup
|
The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster.
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| Woody
|
But... how do you know that?
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| Mr. Pricklepants
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Chuckles. He'll tell you.
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| (Everyone looks to see a clown toy named Chuckles sat on the windowsill nearby.)
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| Chuckles
|
Yeah, I knew Lotso. He was a good toy... a friend. Me and him, we had the same kid... Daisy.
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| (A flashback begins showing Daisy unwrapping Lotso for the first time.)
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| Chuckles
|
*voiceover* I was there when Lotso got unwrapped. Daisy loved us all. But Lotso... Lotso was special. They did everything together. You've never seen a kid and a toy more in love.
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| (Daisy does several things with Lotso, including sleeping with him in bed. We then view Daisy, her toys and her family having an outing together.)
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| Chuckles
|
*v.o.* One day, we took a drive. Hit a rest stop. Had a little playtime. After lunch, Daisy fell asleep.
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| (Daisy's parents carry her to the car. They drive off leaving Lotso, Big Baby and Chuckles alone in the field.)
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| Chuckles
|
*voiceover* She never came back. Lotso wouldn't give up. It took forever, but we finally made it back to Daisy's.
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| (Chuckles, Big Baby and Lotso finally reach the house. Lotso and Chuckles climb to the window and smile at Daisy, who's reading a book.)
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| Chuckles
|
*v.o.* But by then, it was too late.
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| ( She puts it down, and to Lotso's horror, he sees that he's been replaced by another Lotso toy. He looks down sadly and so does Chuckles. Lotso climbs down and starts to walk away but then his sadness turns to anger.)
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| Chuckles
|
*v.o.* Something changed that day inside Lotso. Something snapped.
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| Lotso
|
She replaced us. Come on.
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| Chuckles
|
No, she only replaced you!
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| Lotso
|
She replaced all of us! Didn't she?!
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| (Big Baby starts crying and climbing up to the window but Lotso stops him.)
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| Lotso
|
She don't love you no more! *grabs his pendant with Daisy's name on it, throws it on the ground and yanks him away* Now come on!
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| (Chuckles watches after them in sadness. Later, the three toys are sat on the back bumper of a Pizza Planet truck as it speeds alone.)
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| Chuckles
|
*v.o.* We were lost... cast off.... unloved... unwanted...
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| (The truck suddenly hits a bump sending Lotso, Big Baby and Chuckles flying off the bumper and onto the ground.)
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| Chuckles
|
*v.o.* ...until we found Sunnyside.
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| (They look over at Sunnyside in the distance, illuminated by lightning so they can see it more clearly. Lotso gets up and walks angrily toward it as Big Baby and Chuckles look with sadness.)
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| Chuckles
|
*v.o.* But Lotso wasn't my friend anymore.
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| (The flashback ends.)
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| Chuckles
|
He wasn't anybody's friend. *shows Big Baby's pendant to them* He took over Sunnyside and rigged the whole system.
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| Woody
|
So... how'd you get out?
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| Chuckles
|
I got broke. Bonnie found me, took me home. Other toys, they weren't so lucky. It ain't right what Lotso done. New toys, they don't stand a chance.
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| Woody
|
But my friends are in there.
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| Buttercup
|
You can't go back.
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| Mr. Pricklepants
|
Returning now would be suicide.
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| Dolly
|
But what about your Andy?
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| Trixie
|
Isn't he leaving... for college?
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| [Trans. Int. Sunnyside Daycare]
|
| (All the toys remain sad and glum in their cages. In his cage, Hamm plays a harmonica until Blade, playing along as instructed by Buzz, bangs on the bars stopping him.)
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| Buzz
|
Quiet, musical hog, knock it off!
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| (As Buzz moves off, Hamm sighs defeated. Bullseye looks at Woody's hat and whimpers sadly.)
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| Jessie
|
*reaches out to pat him comfortingly* Oh, Bullseye... I miss Woody too. But he ain't ever coming back.
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| (She picks up her boot to see Andy's name written on it and felt ashamed as though her actions has cost her Woody. She hangs her head down in sadness. Just then the door bursts open and Lotso and his gang whoop, laugh, and race in on the truck.)
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| Lotso
|
Rise and shine, campers!
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| Buzz
|
Commander Lotso, sir! *jumps down in front of him and rolls down* All quiet. Nothing to report.
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| Lotso
|
Excellent, Lightyear. Come on, we need ya back at Star Command.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Wait! What have you done with my husband?
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| Lotso
|
*turns to Big Baby* Big Baby.
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| (Big Baby arrives and throws a sand covered Mr Potato Head on the floor.)
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| Mrs. Potato Head
|
*gasps* Sweetheart!
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Ohh... *takes out one of his ears letting out sand* It was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln logs.
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| Hamm
|
Uhh, I don't think those were Lincoln logs.
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| Lotso
|
You all get ready, you got a playdate with destiny.
|
| [Trans. Int. The hallway]
|
| (The bell went off and all the children race into the Butterfly Room.)
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| [Trans. Int. Butterfly Room]
|
| (Bonnie hangs her backpack on a hanger and ran off. The zip on the backpack moves up to reveal Woody as he sneaks into it and climbs out up to the shelf. He hides when a girl run past then climb up to the rafters. He crawls along the rafters until they came to the Caterpillar Room.)
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| [Trans. Ext. Caterpillar Room]
|
| (He climbs into the play castle and looks down and sees his friends getting bashed and thrown around by the toddlers. Below, a toddler bangs Rex at a bongo drum, another toddler holds a Potato Head in each hand, then smashes them to the ground, and another toddler swings Jessie, causing her to slam into a wall and drop to the floor. Just then, he hears something ringing and sees the same toy telephone. The telephone drops his phone on the floor, much to their puzzlement. He goes over and woody picks up the phone. The telephone gestures for him to speak.)
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| Woody
|
Uh, hello?
|
| (The Telephone's voice is hoarse and grizzled.)
|
| Chatter Telephone
|
You shouldn't have come back, cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols. You and your friends ain't ever gettin' out of here now.
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| Woody
|
I made it out once...
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| Chatter Telephone
|
You got lucky once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down. You'll survive.
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| Woody
|
Yeah, for how long?
|
| Chatter Telephone
|
I've been here years. They'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place.
|
| (They see a toy train being thrown into a trash chute.)
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| Chatter Telephone
|
Poor fella... Trash truck comes at dawn. Then it's off to the dump.
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| Woody
|
Look, I appreciate your concern, old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
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| Chatter Telephone
|
*sighs* Well, if you're gonna get out, first thing you gotta get through's the doors.
|
| (A fast track shows the playground door, the hall door, and the office door being shut and locked as the keys are left dangling on a hook in the office.)
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| Chatter Telephone
|
Locked every night. Inside and out. Keys are left on a hook in the office.
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| Woody
|
Got it. What else?
|
| Chatter Telephone
|
Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground.
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| Woody
|
Yeah, yeah, what about the wall?
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| Chatter Telephone
|
Eight-feet high. Cinder block. No way through it. You either go over or under.
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| Woody
|
That's it? Doesn't seem too bad.
|
| Chatter Telephone
|
It's not. Your real problem's the Monkey.
|
| (The Monkey sits at the console of security monitors.)
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| Chatter Telephone
|
The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything. Classrooms...
|
| (A bunny teddy escapes from a cubby and runs. A camera sees the bunny as the Monkey screeches an alert into a microphone. The Monkey's screeches echos on the speakers. The bunny stops in fears as Lotso and Big Baby appear to recapture it.)
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| Chatter Telephone
|
Hallways...
|
| (A toy penguin peeks out from a plant then waddles over to the door. The Monkey saw this through a camera and screeches another alert. Toy trucks surround the penguin, making him put up his flippers in surrender and look up in fear at Big Baby who recaptures it.)
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| Chatter Telephone
|
Even the playground.
|
| (Three toys, a rag doll, a dinosaur toy and a toy robot uses a toy gun with a suction cup on the end to climb the wall but the Monkey sees them and alerts Twitch to their location and shone his torch on them. Big Baby's shadow creeps up the wall as he recaptures them. We cut back to Chatter and Woody.)
|
| Chatter Telephone
|
You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey, you ain't goin' nowhere. You wanna get outta here? Get rid of that monkey!
|
| (The bell goes off as the toddlers exit the Caterpillar Room.)
|
| Teacher
|
Recess! Come on, kids!
|
| (She opens the playground door as the toddlers drop the toys and run outside. Jessie and the Toys sit up, groaning and aching.)
|
| Woody
|
Pssst! Psst! *pokes his head out from the play castle* Hey, guys.
|
| Jessie
|
Woody?
|
| Rex
|
Woody! *laughs*
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| Jessie
|
Woody!
|
| (They rush into the play castle and hug Woody with relief and happiness.)
|
| Hamm
|
Hey, hey, hey, buddy!
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Thank goodness!
|
| Slinky
|
You're alive!
|
| Woody
|
Of course I'm alive!
|
| (Bullseye appears and gives Woody his hat.)
|
| Woody
|
Hey, my hat! *pause* Wait, where's Buzz?
|
| Rex
|
Lotso did something to him!
|
| Slinky
|
He thinks he's a real Space Ranger again.
|
| Woody
|
Oh, no.
|
| Hamm
|
Oh, yes. Return of the astro-nut.
|
| Jessie
|
Oh, Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I-I was wrong.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
|
| Woody
|
No, no, it's my fault for leaving you guys. From now on, we stick together.
|
| Slinky
|
But Andy's leaving for college.
|
| Jessie
|
College?! Hogtie the mailman! We gotta get you home before Andy leaves tomorrow!
|
| Hamm
|
Tomorrow? But that means...
|
| Woody
|
It means we're busting out of here, tonight.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
What? Impossible!
|
| Rex
|
There's no way out of here!
|
| Woody
|
No, there is one way out. *opens the curtain and reveals the trash chute* One way.
|
| (Through the window is the trash chute on the maintenance shed.)
|
| Woody
|
Okay, here's what we're gonna do...
|
| (All the toys huddle up and listen.)
|
| [Trans. Ext. The playground]
|
| (Twitch uses the search light as Chatter said beforehand. Ken and Buzz are doing roll call.)
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| Ken
|
Springy dog.
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| Slinky
|
Present.
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| Ken
|
Green guys.
|
| (The LGMs squeak in reply.)
|
| Ken
|
Cowgirl.
|
| Jessie
|
Here.
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| Ken
|
Horse.
|
| Bullseye
|
*whinnies*
|
| [Trans. Int. Caterpillar Room]
|
| Ken
|
Piggy bank.
|
| Hamm
|
Yo.
|
| Ken
|
Tyrannosaurus.
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| Rex
|
Here.
|
| Ken
|
Barbie.
|
| Barbie
|
Here.
|
| (Woody watches from the rafters above.)
|
| Ken
|
Potato Head... Potato head?
|
| (Buzz looks at what seems to be Mr. Potato Head fast asleep in his cubby.)
|
| Buzz
|
Hey, hey, tuberous root-man, wake up!
|
| (The actual potato rolls forward in front of a shocked Buzz.)
|
| Buzz
|
*gasp* Impossible! *sees Mr. Potato Head fiddling with the lock on the window* Hey!
|
| (Mr. Potato Head gasps and runs away, as Buzz, Ken and Big Baby follow him in hot pursuit. Woody uses a plastic straw to lift the clothes line with paintings on it up. Mr. Potato Head pounds on the door but it's no good. In the office, the Monkey watches with confusion at the scene.)
|
| Ken
|
A little late for a stroll, eh, Potato Head?
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
That's Mr. Potato Head to you, smoothie.
|
| Ken
|
Well, well, well. You’re turning out to be quite the troublemaker, aren't you?
|
| (The Monkey is busy watching the conversation that he doesn't notice Slinky sneaking out of their cubbies.)
|
| Ken
|
What did you think you were gonna do? Waltz right out of here?
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Yeah, and I would've got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling toys.
|
| (Woody uses a bag of marbles to make himself heavier and low him down to the ground, holding onto the line. Woody then grabs Slinky, and lifts them up to the rafters unnoticed.)
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
You ascot-wearing pink-noser! You're not a toy! You're an accessory! You're a purse with legs. *kicks Ken in the knee*
|
| Ken
|
Ow! Take him back to the box!
|
| (Big Baby grabs him and carries him off.)
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
No, no, not the box! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it! I like ascots. Really. No, no, nooo!
|
| (Woody and Slinky watch as Potato Head is dragged off.
|
| Woody
|
*closes the ceiling panel* Okay, check.
|
| Ken
|
Good work, Lightyear. All right, resume your, uh, space guy thingy.
|
| Buzz
|
Yes, sir, well groomed man.
|
| (Buzz walks off, as Ken turns to walk away then stops.)
|
| Barbie
|
Ken! Ken?
|
| (Ken walks over to Barbie's cubby where he finds her sobbing.)
|
| Ken
|
What do you want?
|
| Barbie
|
I can't take it here, Ken, I wanna go to the Butterfly Room with you!
|
| Ken
|
Yeah, well you should've thought of that yesterday.
|
| Barbie
|
I was wrong. I wanna be with you, Ken, I do in your Dream House. *sobbing* Please take me away from this! Take me away!
|
| Ken
|
Darn it, Barbie! Okay, things are complicated around here. You gotta do what I say.
|
| Barbie
|
I will, Ken. I promise.
|
| (Ken frees Barbie from her cubby.)
|
| [Trans. Ext. Playground]
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Wait. I'll do anything! I-I'll... I'll change your diapers! Wuh!
|
| (Big Baby throws Mr Potato Head in the sand pit before shutting the lid and walking off. Unbeknownst to him, Mr Potato Head pushes a small bit of wood loose, uses his eye to check if the coast is clear then throws all his parts onto the ground.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Office]
|
| (The Monkey is still watching the cameras but fails to notice Woody and Slinky dangling behind him from the rafters with Woody holding a bag to use to capture the Monkey. Slinky swings them back and forth to get closer but the Monkey furiously turns around and screeches, startling them.)
|
| Monkey
|
*screeches*
|
| Woody
|
AAAAHH!!!!
|
| (Slinky's back end slips and they crash into the Monkey, knocking the microphone onto the floor in the process. The Monkey hisses at Woody, then starts running toward the microphone. Woody uses the wire of the microphone to lasso the Monkey's foot, causing him to fall over. Woody, battle the Monkey until he pins them down with his feet while bashing Woody's face with his cymbals several times.)
|
| Woody
|
Go. Get. The. Tape!
|
| (Slinky then grabs the tape and run toward the Monkey who turns and sees them glaring at him while running and screeches again.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Ken's Dream House]
|
| (Meanwhile, Ken and Barbie arrive in the Dream House via lift.)
|
| Ken
|
And this... is where the magic happens.
|
| (Ken turns on the light revealing dozens of outfits.)
|
| Barbie
|
*gasps* Look at all your clothes! I can’t believe you never brought me up here! Tennis whites?
|
| Ken
|
*interrupts* I know, I know, I know.
|
| Barbie
|
Mission to Mars!
|
| Ken
|
Check this out! Kung fu fighting. Campus hero with matching sports pennant, huh?
|
| Barbie
|
*gasps* Flower power! Oh, Ken!
|
| Ken
|
*sighs, then turns away* No one appreciates clothes here, Barbie. No one.
|
| Barbie
|
Ken, would you model a few outfits for me? Just a few?
|
| (Ken seems to be brighten up at Barbie asking him this.)
|
| [Time-skip]
|
| (As "Le Freak" plays in the background, Ken is dressed up in a red sparkle outfit which is then followed by white clothing.)
|
| Barbie
|
*giggles* Rarr.
|
| (Ken in then in a yellow shirt with black overalls, then a cowboy outfit. He changes into a cool due outfit with glasses, another cowboy outfit, an astronaut space suit, a white and black coat with fur linings, a blue suit with a white spot with colourful stars on it, some swimming trunks and a snorkel and the flower power outfit as he strike a pose.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Office]
|
| (Woody and Slinky wrapped the Monkey made of tape. Woody pushes the Monkey into a drawer and Slinky pushes it shut.)
|
| Slinky
|
*whispers* Go get the key.
|
| Woody
|
Where is it, where is it? Where's the key, where's the key? *spots the key* Bingo!
|
| (Slinky moves the stick to control the camera in the Caterpillar in order to signal to the others.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Caterpillar Room]
|
| (Jessie sees this and yodels to Rex and Hamm.)
|
| Jessie
|
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
|
| Hamm
|
Hey, what do you think you're doing?! I told you, keep your hands off of my stuff!
|
| Rex
|
Make a move, Porky!
|
| (Hamm charges at Rex as they start fighting. Buzz turns to see Rex and Hamm fighting and runs over to them.)
|
| Buzz
|
Hey, hey, hey! No fighting! Break it up!
|
| (Buzz yanks the cubby out and it falls over sending Hamm and Rex flying.)
|
| Buzz
|
Hey, hey!
|
| Hamm
|
Take that, walnut-brain. No wonder you're extinct!
|
| (Jessie uses her feet to kick her cubby open. Rex and Hamm continue to fight as Buzz tried to break them up.)
|
| Buzz
|
Hey, you can't hit each other, that's my job!
|
| Jessie
|
*offscreen* Yoo-hoo!
|
| (Buzz looks up and sees Jessie, Bullseye and the others with a large see-through container on top of a cupboard.)
|
| Buzz
|
Wha-!?
|
| (They jump and use the container to trap Buzz.)
|
| Buzz
|
Help! Prison riot!
|
| (Buzz aims his laser at the wall and tries to use it to cut a hole, not realizing it's just a light bulb. He runs at the wall but smacks right into it and falls over.)
|
| Jessie
|
Get the tortilla.
|
| (Bullseye runs over to some nearby shelves and takes a lunchbox off one of them. Jessie opens it and takes out a tortilla. She skimmed it under the door, knocks on the door and runs away.)
|
| [Trans. Ext. Playground]
|
| (Mr. Potato Head's arm retrieve the tortilla and pulled into a structure before all his parts stuck themselves to it one by one until Mr. Potato Head has become... Mr. Tortilla Head. He crawls along before standing up. He look around til he sees the Butterfly room and walks over to it.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Ken's Dream House]
|
| Ken
|
Ready?
|
| Barbie
|
Ready.
|
| (Ken jumps out in a karate outfit and does some karate moves while yelling. He stops and notices Barbie is gone.)
|
| Ken
|
...Uh, Barbie?
|
| (Barbie pounces on him from behind, pins him down then turns his head to face her.)
|
| Barbie
|
No more games, Ken! What did Lotso do to Buzz, and how did we switch him back?
|
| Ken
|
You can't make me talk! You can't!
|
| (Barbie glares at him while furiously gritting her teeth.)
|
| Ken
|
But I'd like to see ya try...
|
| [Trans. Int. Hallway]
|
| (A toy truck rolls through the hallway. Woody peeks out through the gap underneath the door of the office to watch it gone then shuts it. Slinky uses rubber bands as a slingshot to send the key into the Caterpillar room and when Woody gives the signal, he lets go of the slingshot and the key slips through the hallway into the Caterpillar room where Jessie picks it up.)
|
| [Trans. Ext. Playground]
|
| (Mr. Tortilla Head wobbly walks over to the window and climbs up a tricycle to get to it. He looks inside and saw Lotso fast asleep in an armchair, snoring. Mr. Tortilla Head creeps over to the tricycle and uses it's mirror to reflect the moonlight so he can signal to Mrs. Potato Head who uses the key to unlock the door to the playground and creeps outside with Jessie, Bullseye, and the Little Green Men. As they walk through the darkness, they quickly duck behind a cone as Twitch aimed his search light in their direction.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Ken's Dream House]
|
| Barbie
|
Let's see... Hawaiian Surf Trunks. *rips them in half*
|
| (Barbie throws them to the ground next to Ken who is naked and tied to a paddle with string which has a ball.)
|
| Ken
|
Oh! Barbie, those were vintage! It's okay. All right, go ahead, rip 'em, I don’t care. They're a dime a dozen.
|
| Barbie
|
Ooh, glitter tux. *rips them in half and throws them in front of Ken*
|
| Ken
|
*trying to keep calm* Who cares, who cares? Sequins are tacky. Who cares?
|
| Barbie
|
Oh! A Nehru jacket.
|
| Ken
|
*gasp* Barbie, not the Nehru.
|
| Barbie
|
This is from what, 1967?
|
| Ken
|
The groovy formal collection, yes!
|
| Barbie
|
What a shame. *begins to rip the jacket*
|
| Ken
|
Oh, no, no, no! NO! There's an instruction manual! *screams then falls down* Lotso switched Buzz to Demo mode! *starts sobbing*
|
| Barbie
|
Where's that manual?
|
| [Trans. Int. Utility closet]
|
| (Barbie is disguised in Ken's Astronaut Outfit and in the library as the Bookworm approaches with the manual.)
|
| Bookworm
|
*sighs* I don't know why this couldn't wait until morning, Ken, but... here ya go. *gives Barbie the manual*
|
| (Barbie takes it and salutes before heading off. The Bookworm turns to go then stops and looks at Barbie's shoes.)
|
| Bookworm
|
...Yeesh.
|
| [Trans. Ext. Ceiling Crawl]
|
| Slinky
|
What's taking so doggone long?
|
| (A knock is heard and Woody lifts a piece of ceiling to let Barbie in. She takes off her helmet.)
|
| Woody
|
So how do we fix Buzz?
|
| (Barbie shows them the manual. Down below outside, Mr. Tortilla Head watches Woody pull Barbie into the rafters. He signals to Woody and gestures to Lotso, indicating the coast is clear. Woody gives a thumbs up then closes the piece of ceiling.)
|
| [Trans. Ext. Playground]
|
| (Mr. Tortilla Head shuffles along the window when the shadow of a pigeon passes over him, causing him to gasp. He stops and sees a pigeon beside him looking at him.)
|
| Mr. Tortilla Head
|
What are you looking at, feathers?
|
| (The pigeon approaches him then pecks at him twice before he hits it and scares it off.)
|
| Mr. Tortilla Head
|
Hey! Ow! *grunts then yells* Yeah, fly away you coward. *starts to fall apart* Uh-oh.
|
| (He falls to the ground in pieces.)
|
| Mr. Tortilla Head
|
Well, that's just great.
|
| (One tortilla piece with an eye, arm and leg attached sits up. Seeing something, it taps the other which sits up to. They look at some nearby cucumbers and get an idea.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Caterpillar Room]
|
| (Buzz is still trying to get out of the container he's trapped in.)
|
| Buzz
|
Help! Prison riot! Mayday! Mayday!
|
| Hamm
|
Oh, give it up, no one can hear ya.
|
| Buzz
|
What?
|
| Hamm
|
I said, no one can hear you.
|
| Buzz
|
What?!
|
| Rex
|
*loudly* He said, no one can-
|
| Hamm
|
Shush! Will you be quiet?
|
| (Woody, Barbie, and Slinky climb down from the rafters.)
|
| Rex
|
Woody, you're back!
|
| (Buzz sees that they are distracted and uses this to his advantage. He kicks the container from over him, knocking Hamm, and Rex off it onto the floor. He then makes a run for it which Woody notices.)
|
| Woody
|
Stop him! Don't let him get out!
|
| Buzz
|
*opens his wrist communicator* Star Command, I've been taken hostage by my own prisoners!
|
| (Hamm and Rex pounce on him and pin him to the ground, as the others hurry over.)
|
| Woody
|
Quick, open his back, there's a switch!
|
| Buzz
|
Unhand me, Zurg scum! The Galactic Courts will show you no mercy.
|
| (Woody opens Buzz's battery compartment in his back. He pushes it to the Play side several times but nothing happens.)
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| Woody
|
It's not working. Why is it not working? Where's the manual?
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| Hamm
|
Here we go! There should be a little hole under the switch.
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| Woody
|
Little hole, got it!
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| Hamm
|
"To reset your Buzz Lightyear, insert paperclip..."
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| Woody
|
Rex, use your finger!
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| Rex
|
Wah! *sticks his finger in the hole*
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| Woody
|
Okay, now what?
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| Hamm
|
Uhh, all right, let's see... "Caution: Do not hold button for more than five seconds."
|
| (Buzz then beeps, spins his head, freezes his head, then passes out. Rex removes his finger and looks sheepish.)
|
| Rex
|
It's not my fault.
|
| (Alternately, Buzz springs up, pushing everyone away with his wings and striking a Spanish dance pose. He then retracts his wings, flamenco dances forward then opens his wrist communicator then talks into it, in Spanish.)
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| Spanish Buzz
|
Bitácora espacial... Me he despertado del hiper-sueño en un planeta extraño.
|
| (Barbie and Slinky look at each other in shock.)
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| Hamm
|
Now what did you do?
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| Rex
|
I just did what you told me!
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| Spanish Buzz
|
Estoy rodeado por criaturas extrañas y desconozco sus intenciones. *jumps and aims his laser at Woody's forehead* ¿Quién andá ahí? ¿Amigo? O enemigo?
|
| Woody
|
Uh... amigos! We're all amigos.
|
| (Spanish Buzz turns off his laser.)
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| Spanish Buzz
|
Me debo de haber extraviado y se me ha borrado la memoria. *kisses Woody on each cheek and taps him* ¿Han visto mi nave espacial?
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| Woody
|
We gotta switch him back.
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| Slinky
|
Well, how do we do that?
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| Hamm
|
I don't know, that part's in Spanish.
|
| (They hear the siren of a toy truck passing through the hallway outside the room.)
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| Woody
|
We don't have time for this. Come on, El Buzzo. *grabs Spanish Buzz's wrist*
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
¿Mi nave? ¿La encontraste? ¡Excelente!
|
| (As the toys run away, Chatter Telephone watches with an impressed look on his face.)
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| Chatter Telephone
|
Good luck, cowboy.
|
| [Trans. Ext. Playground]
|
| (Twitch continues to use his searchlight. Unbeknownst to him, Jessie, Mrs. Potato Head, the Aliens, and Bullseye are hiding and waiting for the others when Mrs. Potato Head sees them coming.)
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| Mrs Potato Head
|
*gasps* Here they come.
|
| (As the others run on, Buzz continuously points his laser in various directions before Woody grabs him and drags him behind him.)
|
| Woody
|
Come on, Buzz. *pulls him over to the climbing frame*
|
| Jessie
|
What took you so long?
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| Woody
|
Things got complicated. Where's Potato Head?
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| Jessie
|
We haven't seen him.
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| Spanish Buzz
|
*spots Jessie* Huh!
|
| Jessie
|
Buzz...
|
| (Buzz clearly love struck upon seeing Jessie, falls to his knees and grabs her hand.)
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| Spanish Buzz
|
¡Mi florecilla del desierto! ¡Yo nunca había visto la verdadera belleza hasta esta noche!
|
| Jessie
|
Did you fix Buzz?
|
| Hamm
|
Uh, sort of.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
*gasps* Behind you. Someone's coming.
|
| (Buzz pushes Jessie back against a wall as a tall shadowy figure approaches. The figure is revealed to be Mr. Potato Head who has turned into Mr. Cucumber Head.)
|
| Mr. Cucumber Head
|
You would not believe what I've been through tonight.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Darling! Are you okay?
|
| Mr. Cucumber Head
|
I feel fresh, healthy. It's terrible.
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
You've lost weight... and so tall.
|
| (Then, Bullseye rolls Mr. Potato Head's real body over to him.)
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| Mr. Cucumber Head
|
Ah, you're a sight for detachable eyes.
|
| (He sticks his eyes on his real body. Slinky slides down the slide and looks around. He wags his tail to tell them the coast is clear.)
|
| Woody
|
All clear.
|
| (The toys slide down the slide and sneak their way across the playground to one of the string rides.)
|
| Woody
|
Come on, come on.
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| Jessie
|
We're almost there.
|
| (Jessie and the toys make it to the bushes, the Aliens, Woody and Bullseye stop when they hear a toy truck coming their way.)
|
| Woody
|
*gasps* Back up, back up!
|
| (They hurry back to the spring rides and hide as the truck pulls up and stops. Woody mouths and gestures to her to keep going as Jessie thumbs up and nodded before disappearing into the bushes.)
|
| Woody
|
Come on.
|
| (Jessie peeks out of the bushes. Soon, Woody, Bullseye and the Aliens are sneaking by the swings when Woody notices Big Baby staring up at the night sky on one of the swings. Woody, Bullseye and the Aliens sneak by unnoticed and jump off the land, though one of the aliens falls off Bullseye's back and squeaks upon hitting the ground as he jumps. This catches Big Baby's attention and he turns his head around. Woody, Bullseye and the Aliens are hiding beneath the beams around the ground the swings are on. Jessie gasps as Big Baby proceeds to climb down from the swing and approach the edge but as he peaks over, he sees there's nothing there and toddles off. Once he's gone, Woody, Bullseye and the Aliens peek out from a bucket they'd been hiding under, very relieved they weren't spotted. Jessie sighs with relief just then. Buzz grabs her and yanks next to him before performing a series of complex Spanish dance moves much to the confusion of the toys. He swings Jessie from side to side then holds her in a proposal like way.)
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
¡Venga conmigo, Señorita! ¡Le enseñaré las maravillas de la galaxia, y juntos con nuestro amor venceremos al mal!
|
| (Jessie looks very flattered. Woody, Bullseye and the Aliens arrive much to Jessie's relief.)
|
| Jessie
|
Woody! *frees herself from Buzz's grasp and runs over to Woody to hug him*
|
| Woody
|
Come on, we're almost there.
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
¡El vaquero!
|
| (All the toys run up to the trash chute. Woody tried to reach it by jumping but thinks it's no good.)
|
| Woody
|
*grunting* Buzz, come here. Give me a lift.
|
| (But instead of giving Woody a lift as instructed, Buzz pushes past him. He then presses a button on his chest.)
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
*voice box* ¡Buzz Lightyear al rescate!
|
| (Buzz uses a broom to reach the hatch, sticks his feet in the handle and it opens.)
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
Abierto.
|
| Woody
|
Oh, way to go, Buzz, come on.
|
| [Time-skip]
|
| (They climb up to the chute.)
|
| Jessie
|
Is it safe?
|
| Woody
|
I guess I'll find out...
|
| (Woody then slides down the shoot but stop just in time before he goes over the edge.)
|
| Jessie
|
Woody, are you okay?
|
| Woody
|
Yeah. Come on down, but not all at once.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
*o.s.* What did he say?
|
| Hamm
|
*o.s.* I think he said all at once.
|
| Woody
|
No. No. No, no, no, no, no!
|
| Rex
|
Geronimo!
|
| Hamm
|
Look out!
|
| (The toys collide with Woody causing him to teeter on the edge but Jessie yanks him back up just in time.)
|
| Woody
|
Thanks, Jess.
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
¿Dónde está mi nave?
|
| Woody
|
Almost there, guys. Slink, you think you can make it?
|
| Slinky
|
Well, I might be old, but I still got a spring in my step.
|
| (Slinky stretches across the open gap in the dumpster.)
|
| Rex
|
He did it!
|
| Hamm
|
All right, Slinkykins.
|
| Slinky
|
Okay, climb across-
|
| (Just then, Lotso shows up, much to their shock.)
|
| Lotso
|
...You lost, little doggie?
|
| (Slinky gasps in shock.)
|
| Lotso
|
*pushes Slinky back to the others* Well, well. Look who's back.
|
| (Stretch appears behind the toys. Lotso gestures to Twitch and Sparks who bring Chatter forward, beaten and dirty.)
|
| Chatter Telephone
|
I'm sorry, cowboy... (Woody gasps.) They broke me.
|
| Lotso
|
What are y'all doing, running back to your kid? He don't want you no more.
|
| Woody
|
*snarky* That's a lie.
|
| Lotso
|
Is it? Tell me this, Sheriff. If your kid loves you so much, why is he leaving? You think you're special, cowboy? You're a piece of plastic. You were made to be thrown away!
|
| (They hear a truck horn in the distance.)
|
| Lotso
|
Speak of the devil.
|
| (He walked to the edge of the dumpster and looked to see a garbage truck nearby. Jessie gasps, horrified.)
|
| Lotso
|
Now, we need toys in our Caterpillar Room and you need to avoid that truck. Why don't you come on back, join our family again?
|
| Jessie
|
This isn't a family! It's a prison! You're a liar and a bully! And I'd rather rot in this dumpster than join any family of yours!
|
| Barbie
|
Jessie's right! Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force.
|
| (Mr Potato Head and Hamm look at each other and shrug.)
|
| Lotso
|
If that's what you want...
|
| (Lotso bangs his cane and Stretch starts to push all the toys toward the edge. Just then, Ken runs up and she stops.)
|
| Ken
|
BARBIE! WAIT! Don't do this, Lotso!
|
| Lotso
|
She's a Barbie doll, Ken. There's a hundred million just like her.
|
| (Ken forcefully turns to Barbie.)
|
| Ken
|
Not to me, there's not.
|
| Barbie
|
Oh!
|
| Lotso
|
Fine! Then why do you join her!
|
| (Lotso pushes Ken over to the toys and Barbie pulls him up before he falls into the dumpster.)
|
| Barbie
|
*hugs him* Oh, Ken!
|
| Ken
|
Everyone, listen! Sunnyside could be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair. It's Lotso! He's made us into a pyramid, and he put himself on top!
|
| Lotso
|
Anyone concur with Ken?
|
| (Sparks and Twitch look at each other, unsure.)
|
| Lotso
|
I didn't throw you away. Your kid did! Ain't one kid ever loved a toy, really. Chew on that when you're at the dump.
|
| Woody
|
Wait! What about Daisy?
|
| (Lotso pauses, then turns to Woody.)
|
| Lotso
|
...I don't know what you're talking about.
|
| Woody
|
Daisy? You used to do everything with her?
|
| Lotso
|
Yeah, then she threw us out.
|
| Woody
|
No. She lost you.
|
| Lotso
|
She replaced us!
|
| Woody
|
She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her then no one could! You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since! *shows Big Baby's pendant with Daisy's name on it*
|
| (Big Baby sees the pendant and whimpers from sadness.)
|
| Lotso
|
*sees the nametag and is stunned with anger* Where'd you get that?
|
| Woody
|
She loved you, Lotso...
|
| Lotso
|
She never loved me.
|
| Woody
|
...as much as any kid ever loved a toy.
|
| (Woody angrily throws the pendant to the other side and Big Baby picks it up, looking as if he is about to cry.)
|
| Big Baby
|
Mama...?
|
| Lotso
|
WHAT?! You want your mommy back? She never loved you! DON'T BE SUCH A BABY!!!
|
| (Lotso uses his cane to smash the pendant much to Big Baby's sadness as Big Baby starts crying.)
|
| Lotso
|
Push 'em in! All of 'em!
|
| (Stretch starts to do so reluctantly.)
|
| Lotso
|
This is what happens when you dummies try to think! We're all just trash, waitin' to be thrown away! That's all a toy is!
|
| (Just then, Big Baby picks him up and carries him to the open part of the dumpster.)
|
| Lotso
|
Hey, stop it! Put me down, you idiot!! AAAAH!!!
|
| (Big Baby throws Lotso into the dumpster and starts to close the lid.)
|
| Lotso
|
No! No! Wait a minute! Big Baby, wait!
|
| (Big Baby closes the lid fully as everyone looks on in shock.)
|
| Rex
|
He's gone.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Holy cow.
|
| (Big Baby blows raspberry at the toys, but the rubbish truck gets closer.)
|
| Woody
|
Come on, hurry!
|
| (The toys start to run across the dumpster but Woody stops when he hears a squeaking noise. He turns and sees one of the Aliens has got its foot stuck in one of the lids.)
|
| Woody
|
Oh, for crying out loud!
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
¡Vamos, vaquero!
|
| (Woody runs back to the alien that got it's foot caught and lift the lid so it can get up and run to safety with the other two. But as Woody started to follow, Lotso's paw grabbed his leg and began to start pulling him in.)
|
| Jessie
|
Woody!
|
| (Lotso drags Woody into the bin. Just then, the bin truck arrives.)
|
| Hamm
|
Oh, boy... Incoming!
|
| (The bin truck uses it's forks to lift the dumpster to it's trailer.)
|
| Jessie
|
Come on!
|
| (The toys jump onto the dumpster.)
|
| Ken
|
Barbie, no!
|
| (Jessie tries to open the lid but it's too heavy. Just then, the lids open and all the rubbish pours into the trailer, including Woody.)
|
| Jessie
|
Woody!
|
| (Suddenly, the forks stop, jotting the toys into the trailer too.)
|
| Barbie
|
NO!
|
| (The truck puts the bin down and drives off as Barbie and Ken look on in horror.)
|
| [Trans. Int. Bin truck]
|
| (All the toys groan and cough.)
|
| Woody
|
Can you hear me? Is everyone okay?
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
Of course not, you imbecile! We're doomed!
|
| (Woody pops up as he sees Buzz lighting his suit up.)
|
| Woody
|
Everyone, go to Buzz! Come on! We all here? Slinky? Rex?
|
| (Just then, the truck stops, making them fall over and they look up to see more rubbish being poured into the trailer.)
|
| Woody
|
Against the wall, everybody. Quick!
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
¡Señorita! ¡Señorita! ¡¿Dónde estás?!
|
| Jessie
|
*o.s.* BUZZ!
|
| Spanish Buzz
|
¡Señorita!
|
| (Buzz scurries up the growing trash pile and pulls Jessie out of it.)
|
| Hamm
|
They'll never make it!
|
| (Buzz picks up Jessie bridal style and runs carrying her. She smiles at him and he smiles back.)
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Look out!
|
| (Buzz looks up to see a TV falling toward him and Jessie. Fearing Jessie's safety, Buzz throws her out of the way just as the TV falls on top of him.)
|
| Jessie
|
Buzz!
|
| (She and the toys run over to the TV and lifts it off the ground.)
|
| Woody
|
Anyone see him?
|
| Slinky
|
Over here, y'all, I found him!
|
| (The toys pull Buzz out of the TV and lay his unconscious body down.)
|
| Jessie
|
Buzz, you okay? *opens his helmet and shakes him* Buzz!! Buzz! *sobs*
|
| (Jessie sobs over the loss of her friend or crush. It seems like all hope is lost, Buzz suddenly wakes up and sniffs his surroundings.)
|
| Buzz
|
*sniffs silently* ... That wasn't me, was it?
|
| Jessie
|
Oh, Buzz, you're back! You're back, you're back, you're back, you're back!
|
| Buzz
|
Yes, I'm back. Where have I been?
|
| Woody
|
Beyond infinity, Space Ranger.
|
| Buzz
|
Woody! So where are we now?
|
| Rex
|
In a garbage truck on the way to the dump!
|
| (Buzz looks troubled by this. The bin truck arrives at the dump. Then it raises is trailer and pours out all the rubbish it collected including the toys.)
|
| Woody
|
Hold on, we're going in!
|
| (The toys begin screaming as they fall into the piles of trash. Woody stands up and look at the surrounding area. The toys pick themselves up coughing.)
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
You got all your pieces?
|
| Aliens
|
The claw! *run off towards the crane*
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
MY BABIES!! *runs off after them*
|
| Woody
|
Hey, guys, no! No! NOOOO!
|
| (Then a bulldozer pushes the Aliens away along with a lot of rubbish. The toys look back to see another bulldozer heading their way. The toys got scooped up in the rubbish the bulldozer was pushing.)
|
| Woody
|
Hang on!
|
| (The bulldozer pushed them into a conveyor belt which brings them inside.)
|
| Toys
|
*groaning*
|
| Woody
|
*coughs*
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Woody, what do we do?!
|
| Woody
|
We'll be okay if we stay togeth-
|
| (Just then however, Slinky who were made of metal were pulled onto the ceiling.)
|
| Slinky
|
Woody!
|
| Woody
|
SLINKY!
|
| (A variety of metal pieces began rising to the ceiling and sticking to it.)
|
| Jessie
|
It's a magnet! Watch out!
|
| Woody
|
Don't worry, Slink, we'll get you down!
|
| Slinky
|
Uhhh... you might wanna take a look at this.
|
| (Up ahead, two shredders chop up the non-metal materials.)
|
| Buzz
|
Quick, grab something metal!!
|
| (Buzz grabs a metal box and hoisted up to the ceiling. Woody grabbed a doorknob and the same thing happened. Jessie grab a watch and hoisted up too.)
|
| Hamm
|
You heard the guy!
|
| (Hamm gets into a saucepan and hoisted up. Bullseye got a horseshoe and the Potato Heads got a cheese grater and hoisted up too. Rex pick up random trash but none of them are metal.)
|
| Rex
|
It's not working!
|
| (Rex grabs a fan and was hoisted up to the ceiling too. Then just as they were about to pass safely over the shredders, they heard someone calling for help. Woody looks down to see Lotso stuck under a bag in the trash below.)
|
| Lotso
|
HELP! Help me! I'm stuck! Help, please! Help!
|
| (Seeing that they're almost over the shredders, Woody thinks quickly and lets go of the doorknob.)
|
| Jessie
|
Woody!
|
| (Woody runs over to Lotso and tries to push the bag.)
|
| Lotso
|
Thank you!
|
| Woody
|
Don't thank me yet!
|
| (Woody continues to try and gets Lotso free as they get closer to the shredders. Buzz lets go of his metal box and helps Woody to lift the bag. Jessie looks at the shredders getting closer by the second.)
|
| Jessie
|
Woody!
|
| (Woody sees a golf club being tugged in the bag by the magnet and got an idea. He pulls it out but the force starts to drag him until Buzz grabs it and helps Woody to use it as a crowbar to lift the bag to free Lotso as they get closer to the shredder.)
|
| Woody
|
Go, go!!
|
| (Lotso crawls out from under the bag and Woody grab his paw and the magnet lifts him, Buzz and Lotso up to the magnet and over the shredders just in time.)
|
| Lotso
|
Thank you, Sheriff.
|
| Woody
|
We're all in this together. Right, guys? *sees that the others are gone* Guys?!
|
| Jessie
|
Woody! Down here!
|
| (Lotso, Woody and Buzz drop down onto the trash with the others.)
|
| Jessie
|
Woody!
|
| Hamm
|
Oh, boy.
|
| Slinky
|
Hahaha, heh...
|
| Rex
|
Woody, look! I can see daylight! We're gonna be okay!
|
| Woody
|
Hahaha!
|
| Hamm
|
Hey!
|
| (Woody notices he forgets something.)
|
| Woody
|
I don't think that's daylight..
|
| (The camera zooms out of the tunnel to see a burning furnace with trash sliding into it to be melted down.)
|
| Woody
|
RUUUUNNN!!!
|
| (The toys start running but it's no good with the conveyor belt continuing to move leaving them running in one place. Lotso trips on a piece of trash then looks up to see a big red button up above. Thinking it could stop the conveyor belt from moving, he runs to the steps and grab the bottom one with his paw. He struggles to put his other paw on the step.)
|
| Lotso
|
Sheriff! The button! Help me!
|
| Woody
|
Come on!
|
| (Woody and Buzz run to Lotso and boost him up the steps.)
|
| Woody
|
Go, go! Hit the button!
|
| (Lotso climbs up to the button, Woody and Buzz rejoin the others in running. Woody sees he and the others are getting closer to the furnace by the minute.)
|
| Woody
|
*gasps* Hurry!
|
| (Lotso reaches the button but as he look down at the toys, he glares at them, revealing that he's still evil.)
|
| Woody
|
JUST PUSH IT!! PUSH IT!!
|
| Buzz
|
PUSH IT!!
|
| Lotso
|
*with a evil grin* Where's your kid now, sheriff?!
|
| (He runs off, leaving the toys for dead.)
|
| Woody
|
No...! NOOOOO!!!
|
| Buzz
|
LOTSO!!!
|
| (The toys get flung backward into the trash surrounding the furnace.)
|
| Woody
|
NOOOOOO!!!
|
| (They land in the trash and slowly start descending toward the furnace. They tried to climb back up but it is no good. Rex started to slip.)
|
| Rex
|
AAAH!
|
| Woody
|
Rex!
|
| (Woody and Rex both slip down further toward the furnace.)
|
| Jessie
|
Buzz!! What do we do?!
|
| (Buzz stays silent then took Jessie's hand in his own. Jessie looks at him with a sad look and Buzz returns it as to say that they love each other. Jessie nods and puts a hand on Bullseye's hoof. Slinky reach his paw out to Hamm who took it in his hoof and reach out to Rex who took his hoof in his hand. The Potato Heads took each other's hands in their own and Mr. Potato Head took Rex's hand in his free one and give him a solemn nod. Woody is still trying to climb out when he saw everyone holding hands and look at Buzz who reach out a hand to him. Realizing that there's no way out, Woody reach out and took Buzz's hand. The two friends look at each other grimly, knowing that their end is near. Woody put his other hand onto Slinky's free paw and they prepare to meet their doom at the hands of the furnace The toys close their eyes and prepare themselves for the worst even Woody when blue light shines down on them. Woody look up to see the claw of a crane lower down toward them and grabbed a bunch of trash with them in it. It lifts them up and away from the furnace. The toys look to see the Aliens in the crane's cockpit, using the controls to move the claw.)
|
| Aliens
|
The claaaaaaaaww!
|
| (The aliens move two joysticks to the left and the claw moves. Woody smiles with relief at the Aliens saving them from certain death. The claw carries the trash with the toys in it and lowers them down before releasing them onto the ground outside in a heap.)
|
| Toys
|
*groaning*
|
| Rex
|
*sighs in relief*
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
You know all that bad stuff I said about Andy’s attic? I take it all back.
|
| Slinky
|
You're darn tootin'.
|
| Hamm
|
You said it.
|
| (Buzz and Jessie sit up and saw that they're still holding hands. They smile at each other.)
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Oh, darling. You were so brave.
|
| (The Aliens walk over to Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.)
|
| Mrs. Potato Head
|
You saved our lives.
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
And we are eternally grateful. (The Aliens look at each other in surprise.) My boys. *hugs the Aliens*
|
| Aliens
|
Daddy.
|
| Hamm
|
Hey, where's that furball Lotso?
|
| Slinky
|
Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitchin'.
|
| Woody
|
Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
|
| (Meanwhile, Lotso emerges from behind a pile of garbage. Seeing the coast is clear, he tries to sneak off but hears a garbage truck approaching and freezes as it pulls up.)
|
| Garbage Man 1
|
Hey!
|
| Garbage Man 2
|
What you got?
|
| Garbage Man 1
|
I had me one of these when I was a kid. *picks Lotso up and smells him* Strawberries.
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| (Soon, Lotso finds himself tied to the front of the truck with a few other toys as it drives on.)
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| Lotso
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*whimpering*
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| Frog
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Hey, buddy! You might wanna keep your mouth shut.
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| Garbage Toys
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*laughing*
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| (The truck rolls off, passing the toys.)
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| Jessie
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Come on, Woody. We gotta get you home.
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| Buzz
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That's right, college boy.
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| Woody
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Wait. What about you guys? I mean, maybe the attic's not such a great idea.
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| Jessie
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We're Andy's toys, Woody.
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| Buzz
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We'll be there for him... together.
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| Woody
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I just hope he hasn't left yet.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Wait a minute! Wait, I'll check! *covers her right eye* Andy's still packing! *gasps* But he's almost done!
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| Hamm
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He lives half way across town.
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| Rex
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We'll never get there in time!
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| (Sid hums guitar riffs offscreen as the toys look to see the same garbage truck from the day they arrived at Sunnyside and Sid humming some guitar music before getting in it. Woody, Jessie and Buzz look at each other with delight, indicating that they've found a ride back home.)
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| [Trans. Int. Andy's house]
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| (Andy is putting things in his car outside the house and struggles to close the boot.)
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| Molly
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Come on, Buster!
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| Mrs. Davis
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Is that it, honey? You got everything?
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| Andy
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Yeah, just a few more boxes in my room.
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| Woody
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Okay, come on.
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| (The toys immediately went to the backyard and clean themselves off with the garden hose.)
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| Hamm
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That's enough, that's enough, that's enough!
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| Woody
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All right, go, go, go!
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| (Slinky stretches up to the roof and the toys walk along it to Andy's bedroom window. Buzz and Woody look inside to see if the coast is clear.)
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| Buzz
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Okay. All clear.
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| (The toys climb through the window into the bedroom one at a time and down to the ground towards the attic box.)
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Oh!
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| (She covers her right eye and we zoom into her left eye socket again to see Mrs. Potato Head's other eye viewing her from behind. She turns and sees it then grabs it.)
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| Mrs. Potato Head
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Oh, there you are.
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| (Mrs. Potato Head puts it back in it's rightful socket and laughs happily. The toys help one another into the attic box. Woody looks up at the box marked College on the desktop then back at Buzz who is helping an alien into the attic box.)
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| Buzz
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There you go.
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| Woody
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Buzz... *handshakes Buzz* This isn't goodbye.
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| Slinky
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Hey, Woody, have fun at college.
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| Hamm
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Yeah, but not too much fun.
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| Woody
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*chuckles*
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| Rex
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Woody, take good care of Andy.
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| Mrs. Potato Head
|
Yeah.
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| Mr. Potato Head
|
He's a good kid. Tell him to get a haircut.
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| Woody
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*chuckles* Sure thing. *to Jessie* Jessie, you'll be okay in the attic?
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| Jessie
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'Course I will. Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.
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| Buzz
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My what?
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| Mrs. Davis
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*o.s.* Honey, you want some food for the road?
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| Andy
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*o.s.* I'll get something on the way.
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| Buzz
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You know where to find us, cowboy.
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| (Woody smiles then tilt his hat in salute and ran towards the college box while Buzz climbs up to the attic box. Woody climbs on top of the box and look back at the toys who smiled warmly at him before shutting the flaps on the attic box. Woody smiled and got into the college box just as Andy and his mom entered the room.)
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| Mrs. Davis
|
Did you say goodbye to Molly?
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| Andy
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*chuckles* Mom, we've said goodbye like 10 times.
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| Mrs. Davis
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*gasps and notices Andy's room is empty* Oh, Andy...
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| (She looks around the empty bedroom with tears in her eyes.)
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| Andy
|
Mom, it's okay.
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| Mrs. Davis
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I know. It's just... *sniffles* I just wish that I could always be with you.
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| Andy
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*hugs her to comfort her* You will be, Mom.
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| (Woody watches from the college box and looks at a photo of young Andy playing with him and his friends. He then ponders his decision to go to college with Andy and his friends being in the attic.)
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| Molly
|
Hey, aren't you going to say goodbye to Buster?
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| Andy
|
Of course I am. *to Buster* Who's a good doggy? Who’s a good doggy? I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you.
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| (Woody gets an idea and climbs out of the box. He grabs a post it note pad and pen and runs over to the attic box unnoticed. He uses his mouth to took the top off, scrambles onto the attic box and writes something on the sticky note.)
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| Andy
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I'm gonna miss you.
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| Mrs. Davis
|
Don't, Andy.
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| Molly
|
Good boy. He's telling you to go already.
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| Mrs. Davis
|
Come on. Get the rest of your things.
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| Andy
|
Okay, Buster. Now don’t let Molly near my stuff.
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| (Molly, Buster and Andy's mom walk out of the room. Andy turns to the attic box and sees the note on it. He picks it up and look at it before looking inside the box to see all his toys in there safe and sound.)
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| Andy
|
*chuckles* Hey...
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| (He picks Buzz and Rex up with delight then puts them back in the box and look at the note again.)
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| Andy
|
Hey, Mom. So, you really think I should donate these?
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| Mrs. Davis
|
It's up to you, honey. Whatever you wanna do.
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| [Trans. Ext. The streets]
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| (Andy is in the car driving himself to Bonnie's house.)
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| [Trans. Ext. Bonnie's house]
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| (Unbeknownst to him, the Irelanders have hitched a ride on the back bumper. They run to the fence and watch Bonnie playing with her toys while hiding from Andy in the bushes.)
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| Bonnie (Buttercup)
|
Don't go in there! The bakery is haunted!
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| Bonnie (Dolly)
|
Shh! Are you crazy? You'll wake up all the ghosts. Look out! The ghosts are throwing pies!" Splat! Splat! Splat! *spots Andy* Mom?
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Andy?
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| Andy
|
Hi.
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Wow. Look at you. Well, I hear you're off to college.
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| Andy
|
Yeah. Right now, actually.
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
So, what can we do for you?
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| Andy
|
Uh, I have some toys here.
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Ooh. You hear that, Bonnie?
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| Andy
|
So, you're Bonnie? I'm Andy. Someone told me you're really good with toys. These are mine, but I'm going away now, so I need someone really special to play with them. *starts taking each of his toys out of the box and giving them to Bonnie* This is Jessie, the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole West. She loves critters, but none more than her best pal, Bullseye. *makes horse noises* Yee-haw! Here. This is Rex, the meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived! *roars* The Potato Heads. Mr. and Mrs. You gotta keep 'em together, 'cause they're madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. And Hamm, he'll keep your money safe, but he's also one of the most dastardly villains of all time, evil Dr. Pork Chop. These little dudes are from a strange alien world. Pizza Planet. And this... *makes whooshing noises* ...is Buzz Lightyear, the coolest toy ever! Look, he can fly and shoot lasers! He's sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg.
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| (Bonnie takes Buzz from Andy and presses a button on his chest causing his voice box to activate.)
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| Buzz
|
*voice box* To Infinity and beyond!
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| Andy
|
Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They... mean... a lot to me.
|
| (Then Bonnie looks in the box and sees... Woody.)
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| Bonnie
|
My cowboy!
|
| (Andy looks into the box and sees Woody laying inside.)
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| Andy
|
Woody? What's he doing in there?
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| Bonnie
|
"There's a snake in my boot!"
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| Andy
|
Wha...?
|
| (He picks up Woody and pulls his pull-string.)
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| Woody
|
*voice box* There's a snake in my boot!
|
| (Bonnie reaches out for Woody but Andy pulled him away in hesitation which makes Bonnie sad, and looks at Bonnie then to Woody.)
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| Andy
|
Now, Woody, he's been my pal for as long as I can remember. He's brave, like a cowboy should be... and kind... and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special... is he'll never give up on you... ever. He'll be there for you, no matter what. You think you can take care of him for me? (Bonnie nods.) Okay then.
|
| (Andy hands Woody to Bonnie, who takes him. She and Andy smile at each other for a moment before Andy puts on a worried look and picks up Hamm.)
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| Andy
|
Oh, no! Dr. Pork Chop's attacking the haunted bakery! *makes laser sounds*
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| Bonnie
|
The ghosts are getting away! *picks up Woody and runs* Woody will stop 'em!
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| Andy
|
*picks up Buzz and runs after her* Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
|
| (It views Andy and Bonnie playing happily with their toys together.)
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| Bonnie
|
And we'll actually need the rocket.
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| Andy
|
They're getting away! Come on, Bullseye!
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| (Bonnie puts Buzz on Buttercup and carries them along.)
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| Bonnie
|
We need to get in the spaceship. The volcano is gonna erupt. Look! They’re being attacked by a real dog!
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| Andy
|
You can eat my poisonous scones!
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| Bonnie
|
Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head are in trouble.
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| Andy
|
Get on, Woody.
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| Bonnie
|
It's my friend Woody.
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| Andy
|
Buzz, hurry! Get your extra turbo booster.
|
| [Time-skip]
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| (Andy gets to his car and waves to Bonnie who waves back. She make Woody's hand wave to him much to his delighted surprise. As he got into his car and start the engine, he look at his former toys and smiles warmly.)
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| Andy
|
Thanks, guys.
|
| (Andy drives away as Bonnie's mom walks out onto the porch.)
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| Bonnie
|
Look, Mommy. They're all playing together.
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| Mrs. Anderson
|
Come on. Let's get some lunch.
|
| (Bonnie and her mom head indoors. The toys come to live they watch Andy drive away from Bonnie's house from the porch.)
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| Woody
|
So long, partner.
|
| (Buzz put a hand on Woody and smiles which makes him smile back.)
|
| Woody
|
Oh, Buzz, you haven't even met Bonnie's toys yet. Hey, come here. You're gonna love 'em. Buzz, this is Dolly...
|
| (The camera pans up to the cloud filled sky.)
|
| [Trans. Epilogue]
|
| (A woman carries a box into the Butterfly Room like Bonnie's Mom did the day Andy's toys arrived at Sunnyside. Once she's gone, the box opens and Emperor Zurg peaks out along with some other toys.)
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| Jack-in-the-Box
|
New toys!
|
| (Stretch helps Zurg and his toy friends out of the box and onto the floor. The toy truck, now painted all bright and colourful, reverses up to them carrying Barbie and some toys with a sign that says "Welcome to Sunnyside, Cool and groovy!". Ken tears the sign in half and the toys jump off while Barbie stays in the dumper with him.)
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| Ken
|
Noses.
|
| (He and Barbie touch noses and watch as the butterfly room toys welcome the newcomers. Later, the toys are being played with by the Caterpillar room toddlers. A boy hits Chuck on the floor before tossing him under a cupboard where he high-fives Twitch who takes his place. A hand picks Twitch up. Later, the Sunnyside Toys play in the sand pit. Big Baby hits a sandcastle he made with a spade but it breaks and falls apart, causing him to cry. Barbie gives him a bottle which he sucks on happily. Ken is sunbathing when he sees Sarge and his two army men float down into the playground from the sky. Smiling, he runs over to them and Sarge salutes. Ken salutes back and Barbie welcomes them into the playground. That night, Sarge and his men lower a disco ball which the Bookworm shines his torch on, lighting up the room like a disco dance room. The toys dance happily while high-fiving Ken as he passes. He accidentally steps in front of Chatter who is repaired but steps back to let him by. He continues walking and sees Barbie coming down in the Dream House lift. She's wearing a golden glitter outfit. Ken smiles in awe and walks over to her. He then tears off his white outfit revealing a golden glitter outfit underneath. Big Baby walks up to them wearing a golden glitter nappy and picks them. He starts dancing. In the office, the Monkey is watching everything. He puts on starry sunglasses and taps his cymbals together happily. The next day, the kids run into the butterfly room. Bonnie hangs up her backpack before running off. Once she and the other kids are gone, Stretch unzips Bonnie's backpack and slips a letter into it. At Bonnie's house, the toys read the letter.)
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| Woody
|
So I guess you could say Sunnyside is sunny once again! Hope to hear from your soon. We're all super excited about your new home, hugs and kisses to everyone. Awww.
|
| Buzz
|
*whistles* That Barbie has some nice handwriting.
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| Jessie
|
Uh, Buzz... *points to Ken's name on the letter* Barbie didn't write this.
|
| (They all look embarrassed at finding out Ken wrote it. That night, Trixie and Rex are playing a computer game.)
|
| Rex
|
*yelps* Grab the sword!
|
| Trixie
|
I got it!
|
| Rex
|
Okay, go for the-
|
| Trixie
|
Triple bonus!
|
| Rex
|
Watch out!
|
| Trixie
|
We got the cloak of darkness! Run, run!!
|
| Rex
|
My arms are never long enough!
|
| Trixie
|
I'll do it! This is it, this is it!
|
| (An explosion noise is heard onscreen.)
|
| Trixie
|
Yes!!
|
| Rex
|
We did it.
|
| Trixie
|
High five! (Rex tries to reach her foot.) Hold on...
|
| (They reach up and eventually high-five each other. The next day, Dolly shows the toys pictures on the wall that Bonnie drew.)
|
| Dolly
|
Well, it's official. You guys made the wall.
|
| Woody
|
Oh, look at this!
|
| Slinky
|
Golly bob howdy! Hey, that's me!
|
| Woody
|
We're all up here. *sees a picture of Chuckles and Chuckles looking at it frowning* Hey, Chuckles, looking good.
|
| Dolly
|
Yeah, she really got your smile.
|
| (Chuckles frowns a bit longer before looking at the picture again and smiles for the first time in years. Later, Totoro juggles the three aliens.)
|
| Aliens
|
Whee! Whee! Whee!
|
| (Mrs. Potato Head giggles then yelps when she sees Mr. Potato's parts coming out unexpectedly.)
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
*gasps* What the- Ah!
|
| (Peatey, Peatrice, and Peanelope laugh as they come out of his back slot.)
|
| Mr. Potato Head
|
I told you kids, stay out of my butt!
|
| (That night, the toys watch Mr. Pricklepants perform Romeo and Juliet.)
|
| Mr. Pricklepants
|
But soft. What light through yonder window breaks?
|
| Alien
|
*dressed as Juliet* Romeo, oh, Romeo. Where thor art thou, Romeo?
|
| Buttercup
|
Next season, we're doing Cats.
|
| Hamm
|
Or might I suggest Hammlet?
|
| (Buttercup chuckles. The next day, Buzz and Totoro are examining Bonnie's rocket.)
|
| Buzz
|
Yeah. Detached wing. Cosmetic damage. Nothing a little ducktape can't fix.
|
| (Bullseye presses a button on a radio turning it on. The song Hay Un Amigo En Mi starts playing as Buzz starts doing Spanish dance moves, much to his surprise and shock. He dances over to Jessie and grabs her in bridal style, smiling sheepishly.)
|
| Buzz
|
*chuckles nervously* I, uh, I don't know what came over me.
|
| Jessie
|
*swings him into a bridal style* Just go with it, Buzz.
|
| (Buzz's surprised expression turns into a smile and they start dancing. The toys watch and start dancing too. Woody tosses a rose to Jessie and she puts it in her mouth. She and Buzz continue to dance before finishing and posing in Spanish style as the screen turns black.)
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| END]
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