Toy Story/Transcript

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Toy Story (1995/2009 Re-Release)[]

Speaker	Dialogue
[Opening Titles: "Disney" and "Pixar"]
[Open Int. Andy's room]
(A row of moving boxes lie on the floor of the room. They are drawn up in crayon to look like a miniature Western town. The bedroom is lined with cloud wallpaper giving the impression of sky. One of the boxes has a children's illustrated "Wanted $50 bazillion reward" poster of a Mr. Potato Head taped to it. A Mr. Potato Head doll is set in front of the poster. The voiceover of Andy, a young boy, can be heard acting out all the voices of the scene.)
Andy (Mr. Potato Head)	All right, everyone, this is a stick up! Don't anybody move!
(A group of toys have been crowded together in front of the "bank" box.)
Andy (Mr. Potato Head)	Now empty that safe.
(Andy's hand lowers a ceramic piggy bank in front of Mr. Potato Head and shakes out a pile of coins to the floor. Mr. Potato Head kisses the coins.)
Andy (Mr. Potato Head)	Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money. kissing noises
Andy (Bo Peep)	Stop it! Stop it, you mean old potato!
Andy (Mr. Potato Head)	Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!
(The companion porcelain sheep are placed in the center of a Hot Wheels track loop.)
Andy (Billy, Goat & Gruff)	Help! Baa! Help us!
Andy (Bo Peep)	Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!
(Woody, a pull-string doll cowboy, enters into the scene opposite the inanimate spud. Andy's hand pulls on the ring in the center of Woody's back.)
Woody	voice box Reach for the sky!
Andy (Mr. Potato Head)	Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!
Andy (Woody)	I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart!
(Andy's hand pulls out one of Mr. Potato Head's eyes.)
Andy (Mr. Potato Head)	D'oh! How'd you know it was me?
Andy (Woody)	Are you gonna come quietly?
Andy (Mr. Potato Head)	You can't touch me, Sheriff, I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field! places a toy dog with a slinky for a mid-section in front of Mr. Potato Head and stretches him out
Andy (Woody)	Well I brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!
(Andy reveals a plastic tyrannosaurus Rex, who stomps on the Slinky Dog.)
Andy (Rex)	Aaaar! Roar, roar, roar!
Andy (Slinky)	Yipe, yipe-yipe-yipe!
(Andy picks up Mr. Potato Head and places him in a baby crib in the room. A cardboard sign is taped to the bars with the word "jail" written in crayon.)
Andy (Woody)	You're going to jail, Bart. Say farewell to the wife and tatertots.
(Andy's 1-year-old sister, Molly, crawls over and picks up Mr. Potato Head. She sucks on him for a beat then proceeds to pound the toy repeatedly against the rail of her crib, forcing some of his parts loose. Andy, wearing a cowboy hat himself, picks up Woody off the floor.)
Andy	pulling Woody's string You saved the day again, Woody.
Woody	voice box You're my favorite deputy!
(Revealing the title of the movie: "Toy Story", the song plays "You've Got a Friend in Me" while Andy does various activities with Woody.)
Singer	You've got a friend in me You've got a friend in me
(Andy turns the Western town boxes around to reveal cows drawn on the other side.)
Andy	Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.
Singer	When the road looks rough ahead And you're miles and miles from your nice, warm bed
(He grabs a jump rope and pretends Woody is lassoing the cattle.)
Andy	Round 'em up, cowboy!
Singer	Just remember what your old pal said Boy, you've got a friend in me
(Andy then rides Woody around on an RC remote control car and herds the remaining "cow" boxes under Molly's crib.)
Andy	Yee-haw!
Singer	Yeah, you've got a friend in me
Andy	Hey, cowboy!
[Trans. Int. The stairwell]
Singer	Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am Big and stronger too
Andy	Come on, Woody!
Singer	Maybe But none of them will ever love you The way I do It's me and you, boy
(Andy places Woody on the top of the stairwell banister allowing the doll to slide downstairs. Andy races ahead and catches him at the bottom.)
[Trans. Int. Living room]
(Andy & Woody fall into the La-Z-Boy chair and spin around and around.)
Singer	And as the years go by Our friendship will never die You’re gonna see it's our destiny... You've got a friend in me
(Andy uses the La-Z-Boy footrest as a catapult. Andy flings Woody across the room to the sofa.)
Andy	All right!
Singer	Yeah, you've got a friend in me
Andy	raising his arms Score!
Singer	You've got a friiiend in me!
(Woody lies limp on the sofa while Andy is heard talking to his mother.)
Andy	o.s. Wow! Cool!
Mrs. Davis	o.s. What do you think?
Andy	o.s. Oh, this looks great, Mom!
Mrs. Davis	o.s. Okay, birthday boy...
Andy	o.s. We saw that at the store! I asked you for it!
(Mrs. Davis, Andy's thirty-eight-year-old mom, has just finished decorating the area with streamers and balloons. A banner is draped across the archway. It reads: "Happy Birthday Andy".)
Andy	Wow, look at that! That's so- Oh, my gosh, you got-
Mrs. Davis	I hope I have enough places. One, two- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.
Andy	Could we leave this up till we move?
Mrs. Davis	Well, sure! We can leave it up.
Andy	Yeah!
Mrs. Davis	Now go get Molly. Your friends are gonna be here any minute.
Andy	Okay. *picks up Woody from the couch and runs upstairs. It's party time, Woody! Yeeeeeeee-haw!
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(Andy and Woody enter the room. Molly is still banging Mr. Potato Head against her crib railing. Andy tips Woody's hat at her.)
Andy	Howdy, little lady!
(He deposits Woody on the bed and pulls his string one last time.)
Woody	voice box Somebody's poisoned the water hole!
Andy	picking up Molly Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy. to Woody See you later, Woody!
(Andy exits. Woody's eyes come to life. The cowboy doll sits up, his expression changing from a smile to worry.)
Woody	to himself Pull my string! The birthday party's today? to everyone Okay, everybody, coast is clear!
(The bedroom comes alive. Toys emerge from the toy box, the closet, the shelves, etc... in a flurry of activity. Mr. Potato Head, his body parts strewn across the floor, sits himself upright and begins to re-assemble himself.)
Mr. Potato Head	Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.
(Hamm, the piggy bank, flips one last penny into his coin slot. Potato Head walks up to him. All his facial pieces are in the wrong slots.)
Mr. Potato Head	Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!
Hamm	I don't get it. walks away
Mr. Potato Head	You uncultured swine! to someone o.s. What are you looking' at, ya, Hockey Puck?
(Mr. Potato Head walks past, revealing a hockey puck figurine. Woody sits on the edge of the bed observing all the activity. He turns to a plastic green army man, Sarge]], standing on the nightstand.)
Woody	Sarge, have you seen Slinky?
Sarge	Sir, no, sir!
Woody	OK. Hey, thank you. At ease. hops off the bed Hey, uh, Slinky?
Slinky	Right here, Woody.
(Slinky appears from under the bed pushing out a checker board set. He begins to place the checkers on the board.)
Slinky	I'm red this time.
Woody	No. S-Slink-
Slinky	Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.
Woody	N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.
Slinky	Bad news?!
Woody	Shh-shh-shh! covers up Slinky's mouth, aware that the other toys in the room are watching and leans in close to Slinky, while whispering Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky	Got it.
Woody	Be happy!
(Slinky perks up his gait and laughs hard. Woody proceeds in the other direction. He passes a toy robot and snake partially hidden under the bedspread.)
Woody	to everyone Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.
(Snake hides under the bed.)
Robot	Hey.
(Robot drags him out and they both follow Woody. Woody walks past an Etch-A-Sketch, going the other direction.)
Woody	Hey, Etch. Draw!
(Both Etch and Woody whip around like gunfighters. Before Woody can fully extend his arm out, the Etch-A-Sketch etches a gun on its screen.)
Woody	pretending to be shot Oh! Got me again. Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.
Slinky	passes a group of toys on the floor Got a staff meeting, you guys! Come on, let's go.
(Robot and Snake begin constructing a podium made out of Legos and a Tinker Toy tub while Woody searches the floor.)
Woody	Now, where is that...? Oh. spots the doodle pad on the floor by the desk and walks over to it Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
(As he reaches down to pick it up, Rex, the plastic dinosaur, jumps out to scare Woody.)
Rex	ROOOAAARRR!!!
Woody	How are you doin', Rex?
Rex	suddenly turns timid Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
Woody	I was close to being scared that time. heads back to the podium
Rex	follows Woody I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.
(A crook suddenly grabs Woody's neck and jerks him toward Bo Peep, the porcelain figurine.)
Woody	choking Ow! Oh, hi Bo. Hi.
Bo Peep	I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
Woody	blushing Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.
Bo Peep	What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
Woody	very flustered Heh, heh... Oh, yeah! Uh, I...
Bo Peep	saunters back toward her lamp stand, passing a stack of ABC blocks Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.
(Woody is left lovestruck. All the rest of the toys in the room are filing past Slinky.)
Slinky	Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.
(Woody remains lovestruck in the middle of the room.)
Slinky	Hey, Woody, come on.
(Woody snaps out of his trance and rushes over to the podium. The toys crowd together as Woody steps up to the podium. Mike, a toy tape recorder, waddles up next to Woody and indicates his microphone.)
Mike	Ahem!
Woody	grabbing the microphone Oh, thanks, Mike. to the crowd Okay- hears the feedback Whoa, whoa. Step back.
Hamm	For crying out loud.
(Mike waddles back a step to stop the feedback.)
Woody	There you go, thank you. blows in the mic to check if it's working properly Hello? Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great, okay. First item today: Uh... oh yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
(The toys all groan.)
Rex	What?!
Hamm	Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
Rex	Oh, I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
Mr. Potato Head	waving his arm out its socket Do we have to hold hands?
(The toys laugh and snicker at Mr. Potato Head.)
Woody	Oh yeah, you guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one! checking the pad Alright, next. Uh, oh yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.
Mr. Spell	You're Welcome.
Woody	Okay. Uh, oh yes. One, uh, minor note here. under his breath Andy's birthday party has been moved to today. full voice Uh, next we have...
(The toys all panic.)
Hamm	Wait a minute here!
Rex	What?! What do you mean, the party's today?! His birthday's not till next week!
Hamm	What's going on down there? Is his mom losing her marbles?!
Woody	(off microphone) Well, obviously, she wanted to have the party before the move. (on microphone) I'm not worried, you shouldn't be worried.
Mr. Potato Head	Of course, Woody ain't worried! He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten!
Slinky	Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head. If Woody says it's alright then, well, darn it, that's good enough for me.
(Mr. Potato Head takes his mouth off and "kisses" his butt, miming that Slinky is buttkissing.)
Mr. Spell	Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Slinky	Woody has never steered us wrong before.
Woody	Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.
Rex	But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!
Woody	Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. steps down from the podium and walks toward the crowd It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
(The mic stops stretching, so Mike moves closer to Woody.)
Woody	What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?
Hamm	Pardon me, I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... THEY'RE HERE!!!! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3:00!!
Woody	Stay calm, everyone!
(Too late. The toys panic in excitement and stampede over Woody toward the bedroom window, leaving him alone on the floor.)
Woody	Hey! Uh, meeting adjourned.
(The toys all crowd around the bedroom window, trying to get a peek outside.)
Hamm	Ho, boy, will you take a look at all those presents?
Mr. Potato Head	I can't see a thing.
(Unable to see over the crowd, Potato Head pulls his eyes out of his head and holds them up over the other toys. Children file toward the front door carrying presents.)
Hamm	Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.
Rex	panicked Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm	Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in boxes, you idiot.
(The presents keep coming.)
Rex	They're getting bigger!
Slinky	Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
(At first, the kid's present appears to be a little box, but then the kid turns. The present is four feet long. The toys shriek.)
Rex	Aah!
Mr. Spell	Spell; Trash Can.
Rex	We're doomed!
Woody	All right, ALRIGHT!
(The toys turn inside and look down at Woody.)
Woody	If I sent out the troops, will you all calm down?
Rex	Yes, yes! We promise!
Woody	Okay! Save your batteries.
Hamm	Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.
(Woody jumps up onto Andy's bed and turns to Sarge on the nightstand.)
Woody	Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! You know what to do.
Sarge	Yes, sir!
(The green army man hops down to the floor where a "Bucket O' Soldiers" sits.)
Sarge	All right, men, you heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move, move, move, move, move!
(The green army men file out of the bucket and march in formation across the bedroom floor.)
[Trans. Int. Upstairs hallway]
(Andy's door creaks open and a lone army man ventures forth to make sure the coast is clear. Satisfied, he motions for the others to proceed. Squads of soldiers march into the hall carrying a baby monitor and a jump rope. The army men each leapfrog behind the stairway banisters and hold their positions while the Sergeant surveys the scene below through his binoculars. Directly below, Mrs. Davis passes through the hallway rounding up Andy and all his birthday guests into the living room before heading to the kitchen.)
Mrs. Davis	Okay, come on, kids! Everyone in the living room! It's almost time for the presents!
(Once Mrs. Davis and the children are out of sight, the Sergeant motions to his men with a silent hand signal. Two paratroopers jump out through the railing, parachuting down to the floor below.)
[Trans. Int. Downstairs hallway]
(The paratroopers sweep the area with their plastic rifles, then give the "all clear" sign. The jump rope is lowered, and more soldiers rappel down.)
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(The toys race toward the nightstand where Woody has placed the receiving half of the baby monitor.)
Hamm	All right, gangway, gangway.
Woody	And this... turning on the baby monitor ...is how we find out what is in those presents.
[Trans. Int. Downstairs hallway]
(The green army men march in formation across the floor when suddenly the footsteps can be heard approaching from behind the connecting kitchen door. Immediately the Sergeant signals for his men to freeze in their various classic action poses.)
Mrs. Davis	Okay, who's hungry? Here come the chips! I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!
(Mrs. Davis, carrying a tray of food, opens the kitchen door and her foot comes down hard on top of a soldier, crushing it in the process and hurting her foot as well. She raises an eyebrow and frowns offscreen and stamps her foot.)
Mrs. Davis	Ow! What in the world? Oh- I thought I told him to pick these up.
(With a sweep of her foot, she brushes the army men out of her path and, shaking her head and smiling offscreen, continues on to the living room.)
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
Rex	Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?
Woody	Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on, they're not lying down on the job.
[Trans. Int. Downstairs hallway]
(As soon as Mom is gone, the Sergeant motions for his men to proceed toward a nearby houseplant that looks into the living room. The Sergeant then notices an injured soldier struggling to drag himself forward, the casualty of Mrs. Davis' foot. The Sergeant helps the injured soldier to his feet.)
Army Man	moaning G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!
Sarge	A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
(The Sergeant motions to the remaining men above. They lower themselves via jump rope, riding the baby monitor. Once downstairs, they hustle the baby monitor toward the houseplant. Suddenly a ball bounces into the hallway, followed by the sound of footsteps and kid clamor. The Sergeant, supporting his wounded man, reaches the plant, right on the heels of the squad with the baby monitor. They conceal themselves in the house plant just before the children run by.)
Mrs. Davis	Okay, everybody, come on! Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody, you sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there. Good. And- which present are you gonna open first?
(The green army man head in the house plant. While the baby monitor is set in place, A medic evaluates the wounded soldier and gives the thumbs up signal. The Sergeant scans the party with his binoculars. The pile of brightly wrapped gifts sits atop the living room coffee table.)
Sarge	There they are.
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(The toys perk up as static suddenly emits from the baby monitor.)
Sarge	over monitor Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo. Come in, Mother Bird.
Woody	This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet!
Sarge	over monitor Alright. Andy's opening the first present now.
Mr. Potato Head	chanting Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! pause Hey, I can dream, can't I?
Sarge	over monitor The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a- It's- It's a- a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.
Woody	A lunch box?!
Mr. Potato Head	Lunch box?
Slinky	For lunch. Heh heh heh...
Sarge	over monitor Okay, second present. It appears to be- Okay, it's bed sheets.
Mr. Potato Head	Who invited that kid?
[Trans. Int. Living room. Less and less presents make up the stack
Mrs. Davis	Oh, only one left.
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
Sarge	over monitor Okay, we're on the last present now.
Woody	Last present!
Sarge	over monitor It's a big one. It's a- It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!
Rex	Hooray!
(The toys cheer excitingly. Hamm gives Potato Head a congratulatory pat on the back, sending his facial features flying.)
Mr. Potato Head	Hey, watch it!
Hamm	Sorry there, old spud head.
[Trans. Int. Downstairs]
Sarge	to army men Mission accomplished. Well done, men, pack it up, we're goin' home.
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
Woody	So did I tell you, huh? Nothing' to worry about.
Slinky	I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
Mrs. Davis	Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here? Ohh!
(The Sergeant lifts his binoculars back to his eyes. Mrs. Davis can be seen opening the closet and pulling out another large present.)
Sarge	Wait! Turn that thing back on!!!
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
Sarge	over monitor Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it.
[Trans. Int. Downstairs]
Sarge	He's really excited about this one.
Andy	o.s. Mom, what is it?
Sarge	It's a huge package. Oh, get outta the- One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(The toys didn’t know what it is.)
[Trans. Int. Downstairs]
Sarge	It's a-
(All we can see of it is the shadow uniquely shaped box, something like a spaceship, being held up by Andy.)
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(The sound of children chattering emits from the monitor, cutting off Sarge.)
Rex	IT'S A WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!
(Rex grabs a leg of the nightstand and shakes it, making the monitor drop to the floor. The impact causes the batteries to bounce out.)
Rex	Oh, no!
Mr. Potato Head	Oh, you big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!
Hamm	sarcastic Way to go, Rex!
Woody	No, no! Turn 'em around, turn 'em around!
Hamm	He's putting 'em in backwa- Here, you're putting 'em in backwards!
Woody	Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!
(Woody jumps down off the bed and shoves Hamm and Mr. Potato Head aside.)
[Trans. Int. Living room]
Andy	Let's go to my room, guys!
(The kids rush past the houseplant.)
Sarge	Red alert, red alert! Andy's comin' upstairs!
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
Woody	puts the last battery back in There!
Sarge	over monitor Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!
Woody	Andy's coming, everybody, back to your places, hurry!
(The toys panic and scatter about the room.)
Hamm	Get to your places, get to your places!
Mr. Potato Head	Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?!
Rex	Out of my way! Here I come, here I come!
(Frantic, Rex slams into a trashcan and falls over. Everyone scurries to their places as the kids' footsteps grow louder. Woody falls limp in his spot on the bed just as Andy's bedroom door flies open and a flood of children's feet rush in.)
Friend #1	Hey, look! His lasers light up!
Andy	Take that, Zurg!
(Woody is flung off Andy's pillow and slides, unnoticed, down the gap between the bed and the back wall.)
Friend #2	Quick, make a space! This is where the spaceship lands.
Andy	And you press his back and he does a karate chop action!
Mrs. Davis	o.s. Come on down, guys! It's time for games! We got prizes!
Andy	Oh yeah!
(The kids all run out as fast as they entered, slamming the door behind them. The toys slowly come to life and make their way toward the bed.)
Mr. Potato Head	What is it?
Bo Peep	Can you see it?
Slinky	What the heck is up there?
Rex	Woody, who's up there with ya?
(Woody crawls out from under the bed. The toys are shocked to discover him there.)
Slinky	Woody? What are you doing under the bed?
Woody	Uh, nothing', uh, nothing'. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake!
Mr. Potato Head	Well, that "mistake" is sitting in your spot, Woody.
Rex	gasps Have you been replaced?!
Woody	Hey, what did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced. Now let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there a nice, big Andy's Room welcome.
(Woody climbs slowly up the side of the bed, peeking over the edge. His eyes widen at the sight of Buzz Lightyear, an expensive looking space age action figure, covered with buttons and stickers from head to toe. The imposing G.I. Joe-sized doll stands heroically in the center of the bed, his back to Woody. Woody gulps. Buzz comes alive and looks around. While he scans the bedroom a Darth Vader-like breathing is heard. Buzz eyes it all suspiciously and pushes a button on his chest.)
Buzz	Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command. pushes the button again Star Command, come in. Do you read me? to himself Why don't they answer? gasps MY SHIP!!
(Just then, Buzz catches sight of his ripped packaging and runs up to the box and investigates the damage. The box is designed to look like a spaceship.)
Buzz	Blast! This will take weeks to repair.
(Buzz flips open a plastic compartment on his arm but his wrist communicator.)
Buzz	Buzz Lightyear mission log, star date 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course en route to sector 12. I've crash-landed on a strange planet. The impact must have awoken me from hyper sleep. springs up and down on the squishy surface of the bed; into communicator Terrain seems a bit unstable. taps the sticker of controls on his wrist communicator; into communicator* No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
Woody	Hello!
(Buzz does a karate yell, jumps back, taking a fighting stance. He presses a button on his arm that turns on a red laser beam light on his wrist. Buzz aims the red beam on Woody's forehead and holds it there.)
Woody	Aaaah! Whoa! H-Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to, sorry. Howdy, my name is Woody, and this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up. This is my spot, see the bed here-
Buzz	de-activating his laser beam, seeing Woody's "sheriff" badge Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Woody	Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
Buzz	I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
Woody	Well, let's see. We got double-A's.
Buzz	Watch yourself! shoves Woody down on the bed and re-activates his wrist laser Halt! Who goes there?!
Rex	Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.
Buzz	to Woody Do you know these life-forms?
Woody	Yes! They're Andy's toys.
Buzz	All right, everyone, you're clear to come up. walks over to the toys I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Rex	steps forward and eagerly shakes Buzz's hand Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
Buzz	Wh- Why, thank you. pulls away Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.
Rex	Say, what's that button do?
Buzz	I'll show you.
(Buzz presses a button on his chest.)
Buzz	voice box Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
(The toys all gasp in awe.)
Mr. Potato Head	Whoa!
Bo Peep	Wow!
Slinky	Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string. Only it's...
Mr. Potato Head	Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
Hamm	Oh yeah, but not like this. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
(As Buzz talks, Woody rolls his eyes and looks at the back of the box and reads the description in the speech bubble, which the Space Ranger is quoting word for word.)
Buzz	Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!
Mr. Potato Head	Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex	And I'm from Mattel. Well I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout. Well I don't really understand the financials, but...
Woody	walks over to Bo Peep You'd think they’ve never seen a new toy before.
Bo Peep	Well, sure, look at him! He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
(Slinky presses the button on Buzz's arm, activating his laser light. Buzz quickly pulls his arm away.)
Buzz	Ah-ah-ah-ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
Mr. Potato Head	Hey, a laser? How come you don't have a laser, Woody?!
Woody	It's not a laser! It's a- It's a little light bulb that blinks!
Hamm	What's with him?
Mr. Potato Head	Laser envy.
Woody	All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Buzz	Toy?
Woody	T-O-Y. Toy!
Buzz	Excuse me, I-I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
Woody	The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
Mr. Potato Head	Gettin' kind of tense, aren't ya?
Rex	Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now I'm curious. What does a Space Ranger actually do?
Woody	He's not a Space RanGEEERR!!! He doesn't fight evil or-or shoot lasers or fly!
Buzz	Excuse me!
(Buzz calmly hits a button and wings pop out. Again the toys gasp in awe.)
Hamm	Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
Woody	Oh, what? What? These are plastic, he can't fly.
Buzz	They are a trillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
Woody	No, you can't.
Buzz	Yes, I can.
Woody	You can't.
Buzz	Can.
Woody	Can't, can't, caaaan't!
Buzz	I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Woody	Okay then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
Buzz	Alright then, I will. to the toys Stand back, everyone!
(The crowd of toys make room for Buzz as he heads toward the edge of the bed and climbs up the bedpost. He poses like a high diver, and shuts his eyes.)
Buzz	To Infinity... and Beyond!
(Buzz leaps off the bed and plummets straight down, hits a big rubber ball and bounces right back up. He then lands on a Hotwheels car, which races him down the track, through the loop, and off a ramp. Buzz soars upward into a plane mobile hanging from the ceiling. Buzz becomes wedged between the plane's wheels. The impact turns on the plane's motor making it and Buzz spin around and around. All the other toys watch from the bed, mesmerized. Finally, the centrifugal force causes Buzz to separate from the plane, sailing him across the room toward the bed. Buzz makes a perfect landing right in front of Woody and then opens his eyes.)
Buzz	Can!
(The crowd of toys rush Buzz, cheering and Mr. Potato Head clapping with adoration.)
Rex	Whoooa! Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!
Bo Peep	I found my moving buddy.
Buzz	Thank you. Th-Thank you all, thank you.
Woody	That wasn't flying. That was falling with style.
Mr. Potato Head	Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?
Slinky	laughs Golly bob howdy!
Woody	Oh, shut up! You know, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see. They'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
(All the toys chattered.)
[Trans. Int. Andy's room in a later scene]
(The song plays "Strange Things". Andy plays with Woody, jumping up and down on the bed, running around the room.)
Singer	I was on top of the world living high It was right in my pocket I was living' the life Things were just the way they should be
(Andy sets Woody down on the floor. Next, he lands Buzz Lightyear on the floor opposite Woody. Andy shoots Buzz's laser at Woody and then smacks Woody across the room as if he'd been blown away by the laser.)
Singer	When from out of the sky like a bomb Comes some little punk in a rocket Now all of a sudden, Some strange things are happening to me
Andy	Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
(Woody observes all the cowboy-themed items in the bedroom transform to space motif: the posters, the drawings on the wall, the pillow, the bedspread.)
Singer	Strange things are happening to me Strange things Strange things are happening to me Ain't no doubt about it
(Buzz watches Rex execute a wimpy roar. The space ranger suggests a few tips for the dinosaur. Rex tries again, this time giving a Jurassic Park T-Rex attack roar and Wilhelm scream. Woody passes Etch-A-Sketch, who's sporting a portrait of Buzz. Woody looks across the room to see Buzz combing Troll Doll's hair, chatting away like a hairdresser. Woody angrily shakes Etch, removing Buzz's image. Later, other toys are using Tinkertoys as barbells for exercise. Buzz runs on Robot's treads like a treadmill, with Mr. Spell as his weight indicator.)
Singer	I had friends I had lots of friends Now all my friends are gone And I'm doing the best I can to carry on
(Potato Head attempts to lift his Tinkertoy barbell but ends up tumbling backwards, leaving his arms connected to the barbell.)
Singer	I had power
Chorus	Power
Singer	I want respected
Chorus	Respect
Singer	But not anymore And I've lost the love of the one whom I adore
(In frustration, Woody kicks the checkerboard, sending the pieces flying. One of the checkers ricochets off the dresser and boomerangs into Woody's mouth.)
Singer	Let me tell you about it Strange things are happening to me Strange things
(On Andy's bed, Buzz pets Slinky whose back end is stretched over to the other side where Woody sits. Slinky's wagging tail whacks Woody in the face repeatedly. Woody shoves Slinky's rear end off the bed, leaving his front end no choice but to eventually follow. At bedtime, Andy loads his toys into the toybox until just Woody and Buzz are left. He deliberates as to which toy to keep and which to toss into the toybox. Andy is sound asleep, with Buzz tucked under the covers next to him.)
Singer	Strange things are happening to me Ain't no doubt about it Strange things (3x)
(Woody peeks out at them from the toybox. Woody then sadly sinks back into the box, closing the lid to black.)
[Trans. Int. Andy's room by morning]
(All is clear, but no sign of Andy. Woody throws open the lid of the toy box.)
Woody	Finally! takes a couple deep breaths of fresh air, then discovers that his hat is missing; looking back into the toy box Hey, who's got my hat?
Mr. Shark	shark pops up wearing Woody's cowboy hat Look, I'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Woody	sarcastic Aha! Aha! grabs the hat Give me that! leaps out of the toy box
Buzz	Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. Your chief Andy inscribed his name on me.
Slinky	Wow!
Rex	Wow! With permanent ink too!
(Woody is seething.)
Buzz	Well, I must get back to repairing my ship. walks away
(Woody looks at his foot. Andy is written on it also but in a much more childish scrawl and is largely faded.)
Bo Peep	Don't let it get to you, Woody.
Woody	puts his foot back down and quickly straightens up Uh... let what? I don't, uh- What do you mean? Who?
Bo Peep	I know Andy's excited about Buzz, but you know he'll always have a special place for you.
Mr. Potato Head	walking past Yeah, like the attic. Heh-heh.
Woody	All right, that's it! angrily walks across the room
(Across the room, Buzz's cardboard ship is still up on the ABC blocks. Buzz lies down on a skateboard and slides under the ship like a mechanic. Snake and Robot stand by waiting for instructions. Buzz's hand reaches out from under the ship.)
Buzz	Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.
Robot	turns toward Snake who stands in readiness by a tape dispenser Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
(Snake rips off a piece of tape with his mouth. Woody approaches the skateboard, grabs hold of Buzz's foot and rolls him out from under the ship.)
Woody	Listen, Light-snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
Buzz	What are you talking about? to Robot Where's that bonding strip?
(Buzz rolls himself back under. Woody rolls him out again.)
Woody	And another thing; stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!
Buzz	sits up Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Woody	Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, so you want to do it the hard way, huh?
Buzz	stands up in anger Don't even think about it, cowboy.
Woody	Oh yeah, tough guy?!
(Woody pushes Buzz in the chest, accidentally activating a button that makes the spaceman's helmet open. Buzz grabs his neck, gasping for air. He drops to his knees and begins to writhe on the ground, holding his breath. Woody is unsure how to react.)
Buzz	sniffs the air This air isn't toxic. stands up How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet?! My eyeballs could have been sucked from their sockets! closes his helmet
Woody	You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? starts laughing Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! to the toys Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz	You're mocking me, aren't you?
Woody	Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. pointing behind Buzz BUZZ, LOOK, AN ALIEN!
Buzz	WHERE?!
Woody	'BAH!!!'
(Buzz falls for the trick and turns around. Woody kneels over with laughter. Woody stops short. All the toys look to the bedroom window.)
Sid	o.s. Yes! sinister cackle
Slinky	Whoa! hides under the bed
Woody	Uh-oh.
Slinky	It's Sid!
Rex	I thought he was a summer camp.
Hamm	They must have kicked him out early this year.
(The toys run over to the window.)
Rex	Oh no, not Sid!
Sid	o.s. Incoming!
(From out the window, Sid Phillips, a hyperactive ten-year-old, and his dog, Scud, can be roughly made out jumping around in their backyard. A tiny figure stands isolated in the center of the yard. Sid pummels the figure with rocks while Scud strains at his leash, barking wildly.)
Mr. Potato Head	Who is it this time?
Woody	I- I can't- I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
Lenny	Right here, Woody.
(Woody turns to see Lenny, a pair of wind-up binoculars, approaching him from the other end of the desk. Woody picks Lenny up and looks through him to survey the scene.)
Rex	Oh no, I can't bare to watch one of these again.
(A full-size toy soldier is posed in a running stance in the center of the backyard. A huge M-80 is strapped to the doll's back with masking tape.)
Woody	Oh, no! It's a Combat Carl.
Buzz	What's going on?
Woody	Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.
Buzz	I better go take a look anyway. grabs Lenny from Woody and looks through him Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
Woody	redirecting Buzz's view That's why... Sid.
Buzz	Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.
Woody	No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. readjusts Buzz's view again That is Sid!
(He is sporting a skull t-shirt and laughing maniacally.)
Buzz	You mean that happy child.
Mr. Potato Head	That ain't no happy child.
Rex	He tortures toys just for fun!
(Sid starts throwing something.)
Buzz	Well then we've got to do something! steps up onto the window ledge
Bo Peep	gasps What are you doing?! Get down from there!
Buzz	I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.
Woody	Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser. presses Buzz's laser button
Buzz	quickly pulls his arm away Be careful with that! It's extremely dangerous.
Lenny	witnesses Sid lighting the fuse of the M80 HE'S LIGHTNING IT, HE'S LIGHTNING IT! HIT THE DIRT!
(The toys jump away from the window.)
Buzz	Look out!
(They dive away and hear an explosion. Dirt clouds and toy shrapnel rain down along the side of Andy's house.)
Sid	Yes! He's gone! He's history! Whoo!
(The toys peek over the window sill. A large black scorch mark is all that remains where Combat Carl once stood. Sid jumps up and down victoriously while Scud resumes his barking.
Buzz	I could've stopped him.
Woody	Buzz, I would love to see you try. Of course, I would love to see you as a crater.
(Sid cackles and dances around the crater.)
Bo Peep	The sooner we move, the better.
Sid	shouting Yeah!
[Trans. Ext. Andy's front yard]
(A "for sale" real estate sign stands in the front yard. Another sign reading "sold" hangs from the bottom.)
Andy	o.s. To Infinity and Beyond!
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(Mom opens the door to Andy's room and steps in. The room is full of packing boxes, most of them half full. Mom, beaming, finds that Andy is playing with Woody and Buzz instead of packing. While still playing, Andy takes a quick peek of his mother at the door before stopping and looking back up with his mouth agape, busted.)
Mrs. Davis	smiling, cleverly, knowingly and seductively Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh- Oh, Pizza Planet?
(While Mom is talking, Andy turns around, goes back to his desk, and continues to play with the two toys on his desk until he hears the words "Pizza Planet", smiles and turns his head to Mom.")
Andy	Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!
(Andy throws the two toys on his desk with Buzz landing right on top of Woody and runs to his mother before they both leave. The minute the door is closed by Mom, Woody comes alive and shoves Buzz off of him.)
Mrs. Davis	laughs Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready.
Andy	o.s. Can I bring some toys?
Mrs. Davis	o.s. You can bring one toy.
Andy	o.s. Just one?
Woody	One toy?
(He glances over his shoulder at Buzz, who is walking away toward the opposite end of the desk. Woody picks up a Magic 8-Ball left beside him on the desk. With his back to Buzz, Woody quietly shakes the 8 ball.)
Woody	Will Andy pick me?
(He tips the 8 ball over. The triangular oracle floats up to the surface. Its prediction reads "Don't Count On It!".
Woody	'Don't count on it?!' Ohh!
(Woody throws down the 8-ball in disgust. It rolls across the desk and falls behind it with a loud thud. Woody suddenly becomes interested in the back of the desk and peers down it. The 8 ball is wedged way down near the bottom. The space is a black chasm, dark and deep, just big enough to fit a toy. Woody looks across the desk at Buzz. He is humming as he forages through Andy's pen/pencil tray looking for tools to repair his ship with. Right behind Buzz sits the RC car. It rests on the desktop, pointing in the direction where the 8 ball fell, with the remote laying by its side. Woody smiles for a beat and then runs in a panic over to Buzz.)
Woody	Buzz! Oh! Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!
Buzz	Trouble? Where?!
Woody	pointing to the back of the desk Down there! Just down there! A helpless toy, it's- it's trapped, Buzz!
Buzz	Then we've no time to lose.
(Buzz runs over and looks down the back of the desk. Woody picks up the remote for the RC Car and switches it on. RC's eyes headlights open sleepily.)
Buzz	I don't see anything!
Woody	Oh, he's there! Just, just keep looking! hits the forward button on the remote and steers the RC Car straight for Buzz
Buzz	What kind of toy- gasps
(Buzz turns to see RC headed straight for him. He dives out of the way as the RC Car smashes into the base of a bulletin board. The impact forces pushpins to fly out of the board. Buzz ducks as pins land all around him, sticking into the desk like arrows. Mr. Potato Head sits on the floor in the midst of a card game with Hamm. He looks up at the desk and gasps in horror as the bulletin board slams down onto a globe knocking it out of its stand. The globe starts rolling right at Buzz. Woody stands frozen in disbelief at the chaos he's created. Buzz runs along the desk, the globe rolling right behind him. Buzz gets stuck log rolling on a pile of pencils, but at the last second jumps out of the way onto the window ledge. The globe lumbers past Buzz and strikes a Luxo-style desk lamp. The arm of the lamp swings all the way around, barely missing Woody and knocks Buzz out the window with a Wilhelm scream.)
Buzz	Aaaah!
Toys	Buzz!
Rex	Waaah!
Woody	Buzz!
(Woody looks out the window. No sign of Buzz. All the other toys rush over to the sill.)
Slinky	I don't see him in the driveway.
Rex	Do you see what happened?
Slinky	I think he bounce into Sid's yard.
Rex	Oh, Buzz!
(Rex looks over at RC. The remote-control car is bouncing up and down excitedly. The toys turn from the window to RC.)
Rex	Hey, everyone, RC's trying to say something! leaning down close to RC What is it, boy?
Mr. Potato Head	angrily He's saying that this was no accident.
Toys	Huh?
Bo Peep	What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head	I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed...
Slinky	No!
Mr. Potato Head	pointing at Woody furiously ...by Woody!
Toys	they turn to Woody who suddenly realizes how this looks What?!
Woody	Wait a minute. You- You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window. to Mr. Potato Head Do you, Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head	That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer!
Woody	No, it was an accident, guys, come on now. You- You got to believe me.
Slinky	We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex	Well, ye... N... backing away I don't like confrontations!
Sarge	Where is your honor, dirtbag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to- Hey!
(Woody seals the lid back on the bucket.)
Mr. Potato Head	You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in on your playtime, could you, Woody? Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy, so you got rid of him. Well, what if Andy starts playing with me more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window, too?!
Hamm	I don't think we should give him the chance.
(The soldiers pop out of the barrel, and then the toys rush at Woody.)
Sarge	There he is, men, frag him!
Mr. Potato Head	Let's string him up by his pull-string!
Hamm	I call dibs on his hat!
Bo Peep	Would you boys stop it?!
Hamm	Tackle him!
Woody	No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, I can explain everything!
Mrs. Davis	o.s. Andy, come on!
Andy	o.s. Okay, Mom, be right down, I gotta get Buzz.
Sarge	Retreat!
(The toys all drop Woody and rush back to their places. Andy enters the room and heads straight for the desk where Woody is lying. Andy overlooks Woody and begins searching around the room.)
Andy	Mom, do you know where Buzz is?
Mrs. Davis	No, I haven't seen him!
(Woody looks across the room. Mr. Potato Head and Etch-A-Sketch peek out of a packing box. Etch-A-Sketch scribbles a hangman's noose while Potato Head points an accusing finger in Woody's direction.)
Mrs. Davis	Andy, I'm headin' out the door!
Andy	But, Mom, I can't find him!
Mrs. Davis	Honey, just grab some other toy, now come on!
Andy	sighs Okay. grabs Woody and walks out of the room
[Trans. Ext. Andy's house]
Andy	I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
Mrs. Davis	Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
(A bush next to the van begins to rustle. Hands part the foliage, revealing Buzz. He eyes Woody going into the van and does a slow burn. The van engine starts up. Buzz races out of the bush, and with a mighty leap, grabs the rear fender of the van as it pulls out of the driveway. A chain of monkeys falls into view, dangling a considerable distance above the ground. The rest of Andy's toys have regrouped at the window, supervising the lowering of the monkey chain.)
Slinky	It's too short! We need more monkeys!
Rex	There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel! throws the barrel down and runs back to the ledge Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plans! Stay calm! Oh, where could she be?
[Trans. Ext. Gas station]
(The Davis' family van pulls up to one of the pumps. Andy sits in the rear seat with Woody lying next to him.)
Andy	Can I help pump the gas?
Mrs. Davis	o.s. Sure! I'll even let you drive.
Andy	o.s. Yeah?
Mrs. Davis	o.s. Yeah, when you're 16.
Andy	o.s. Yuck, yuck, yuck! Funny, Mom.
(With Mom and Andy out of range, Woody comes to life. He stares out the sunroof, still reeling from everything.)
Woody	Aw, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
(Suddenly, Buzz appears over the edge of the sun roof.)
Woody	Buzz!
(Buzz jumps down on the back seat to face Woody.)
Woody	Buzz! Ha, you're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy will find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake. Huh, right? panting Buddy?
Buzz	I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody	Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz	But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody	No.
(Buzz lunges for Woody. The two toys fly off the seat and out the open side door of the van.)
Go!
(Woody and Buzz hit the ground and roll under the van, saying "Ouch!" and locked in mortal combat.)
Woody	Okay, come on! You want to piece of me?!
(Buzz lands a punch.)
Bark!
(That sends Woody's head spinning around. Woody lunges with all his might.)
Homer Simpson	Why, you little…
(He smacks Buzz in the face, making it squeak with every blow. Buzz closes his helmet, saying "Nope!" on Woody's hand. Woody and Tom saying "Aaaah!" screams and pounds on Buzz's chest with his free hand, activating Buzz's sampled voice buttons.)
Buzz	voice box Buzz- Buzz- Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
Nope! Subaluwa!
Woody	Aah-ouch!
Mrs. Davis	o.s. Next stop...
Andy	o.s. Pizza Planet! Yeah!
(The toys stop fighting before they can react. The van slams and drives off.)
Woody	gasps Andy!
(Woody starts to run in the direction of the van, but it drives out of sight, leaving Buzz and Woody stranded.)
Woody	What, doesn't he realise that I'm not there? loud gasp I'm lost! sobs OH, I'M A LOST… TOY!!
(Woody looks down and sobs. Meanwhile, Buzz checks the surroundings. He flips open his wrist communicator.)
Buzz	Buzz Lightyear mission log. The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort.
Woody	You!
(Woody charges at Buzz. Just then the toys are bathed in the headlight beams of a behemoth tanker truck pulling into the station. Buzz dives off to the side while Woody collapses right where he stands on the pavement. The truck roars over him. A gigantic tire stops just millimeters from Woody's nose. Petrified, Woody inches away from the tire, moving back under the truck until he bumps into Buzz.)
Buzz	According to my Nava-computer, the-
Woody	Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz	Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody	This is the perfect time to panic. I'm lost, Andy is gone. They’re gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!
Buzz	Mine? My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place-
Woody	Oh, yeah?! Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me-
Buzz	Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody	What?! What are you talkin' about?!
Buzz	Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! And I, alone, have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. pointing at Woody And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
Woody	YOU! ARE! A! TOY!!!!! YOU ARE NOT THE REAL, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! YOU'RE A, OH, YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE! YOU ARE A CHILD'S… PLAYTHING!!!!!
Buzz	You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. walks off
Woody	Oh, yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya loony! walks away in the opposite direction "Rendezvous with Star Command".
(The Pizza Planet car suddenly arrives.)
Pizza Deliverer	o.s. Hey, gas dude!
Attendant	o.s. You talking to me?
Pizza Deliverer	o.s. Yeah, man, can you help me here? Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?
Woody	Pizza Planet? Andy! takes a step forward and then stops Oh, no! I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. runs back under the tanker truck Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz	Go away!
Woody	No. Buzz, you gotta come back! I- looks back at the delivery truck in desperation and then eyes I found a spaceship!
(Buzz stops walking away and looks back at Woody.)
Woody	echoing It's a spaceship, Buzz!
(The delivery truck's engine has stalled and is off.)
Pizza Deliverer	o.s. Come on, man, hurry up! Um like, the pizzas are getting cold here!
Attendant	o.s. Uh, Cutting Boulevard, huh?
Pizza Deliverer	o.s. Yeah, yeah. Which way?
(Woody and Buzz eye the parked delivery truck from within the safety of a nearby oilcan display.)
Buzz	Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody	Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.
Buzz	Well then, let's climb aboard.
Woody	No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz? follows Buzz Let's get in the back! No one will see us there.
Buzz	Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
Woody	Yeah, Bu-
(In a flash, Buzz has scaled the front tire, grabbed the rear-view mirror, and swung himself up and into the cab.)
Woody	Buzz? Buzz?
Pizza Deliverer	o.s. That's two lefts and a right, huh?
Attendant	o.s. Yeah.
Pizza Deliverer	o.s. Thanks for the directions, okay?
Attendant	Yeah, and remember, kid-
Woody	Buzz?
(Woody runs around to the back of the truck, scrambles up the bumper and throws open the back hatch to climb inside. Woody lets out a yell, as the back-hatch slams back down on his rear, sending him flying into the bed of the truck. Woody peeks through the dividing window into the cab. Buzz is hidden from the pizza driver's view by a stack of pizzas in their insulated covers. Buzz prudently fastens his safety belt.)
Woody	It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.
(The driver shifts into gear and hits the gas, propelling Woody to the back of the truck. The pizza deliverer drives like a maniac, taking sharp turns and hills at high speeds. Woody is helplessly thrown around the truck. With every blow, Woody yelps in pain. The truck climbs a steep hill. Woody looks up and is just in time to see a large tool box barreling toward him, saying "Aaaah!" and screams.)
[Trans. Ext. Pizza Planet]
(The delivery truck barrels into the parking lot and parks.)
Male Voice	Next shuttle lift off is scheduled for "T" minus 30 minutes and counting.
(After the driver leaves the truck, Buzz peeks out from the passenger window. Two imposing animatronic robots guard the doorway. As customers approach the front, the guards part their crossed pizza spears, allowing the patrons to enter.)
Robot Guards	You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
Female Voice	The white zone is for immediate pizza-
(Excited, Buzz pries open the window between the cab and truck bed.)
Buzz	Sheriff! (Just the toolbox and strewn trash.) Yep. There you are.
(The toolbox falls on its side revealing Woody. He peels off the back of the truck and falls into a pile of trash.)
Buzz	Now the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside. (Woody rises from the trash with a mega-gulp cup on his head.) Great idea, Woody. I like your thinking.
(In the F.G. sits a trash can with fast food containers littered around it. more customers approach the guarded entrance.
Robot Guards	You are clear to enter. Welcome to Pizza Planet.
(The front doors automatically swing open as the people pass through. Suddenly two pieces of trash, a burger container and a mega-gulp cup stand up.)
Buzz	Now!
(The two disguised toys make a dash through the closing doors.)
Buzz	Quickly, Sheriff, the airlock is closing.
[Trans. Int. Pizza Planet]
Female Voice	Jones, party of five, your shuttle is now boarding-
(Woody and Buzz just make it inside but then freeze immediately as a group of kids run past, forcing the toys to pose as discarded trash.)
Kids	Hey, Mum, can we have some tokens?
(Once the coast is clear, Woody and Buzz resume walking. Buzz bumps into Woody.)
Woody	Ow! Watch where you're going!
Buzz	Sorry.
(They sneak in between two long rows of video games and throw off their disguises. They then take a good look at the arcade.)
Male Voice	Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
(The space-themed arena is filled with hordes of children playing video games. A sea of hi-tech sounds and lights overwhelm the place.)
Buzz	What a spaceport! Good work, Woody.
(Woody looks at all the children in the arcade, but none of the kids look familiar to him. Just then he suddenly hears Andy.)
Andy	Mum, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?
(Woody turns around and through the video games and spots Andy standing with Mom and Molly in her stroller.)
Woody	Andy!
Buzz	Now we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 12.
Woody	Wait a minute. grabs him and quickly pulls him down the video corridor No, no, no, Buzz, this way! There's a special ship, I just saw it!
Buzz	You mean it has hyper drive?
Woody	Hyperactive hyper drive. And Astroturf!
Buzz	Where is it? I-I don't see the-
(Buzz stops short at the sight of a crane game. It is modeled to look like a spaceship ready to launch.)
Woody	Come on, that's it.
Buzz	Spaceship!
Woody	Alright, Buzz, get ready. And-
(Buzz heads for the crane game, but Woody does not notice, his eyes locked on the approaching stroller.)
Andy	...until the universe explodes!
Woody	Okay, Buzz, when I say go, we're gonna jump in the basket. Buzz!
(Woody turns and realizes Buzz is gone. He looks across the way just in time to see Buzz leap into the crane game through the prize slot. Woody turns back in the direction of the stroller. It has already gone past.)
Woody	D'oh! No!
Andy	Hey, Mum, if I eat all my pizza, can I have some alien slime?
Woody	This cannot be happening to me.
(Woody runs toward the crane game but is forced to hold back for a moment as some screaming children pass by. Buzz climbs over the partition that divides the deposit slot from the prize toys and leaps into a pile of Little Green Squeeze Toy Aliens. There are hundreds of them, all identical and way too cute.)
Alien #1	A stranger.
Alien #2	From the outside.
Aliens	Oooooh!
Buzz	Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
(The squeeze toys rush Buzz like jabbering excited children.
Male Voice	Before your space journey, re-energize yourself with a slice of pepperoni, now boarding at counter three.
(With the kids gone, Woody crosses the aisle to the crane game and dives through the prize slot. Woody clambers up the side of the deposit slot. Woody peeks over the partition to witness Buzz surround by the cute alien toys.)
Buzz	This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
Aliens	they point upward The CLAAAW...
(Woody and Buzz look up. It dangles directly above the toys.)
Alien #3	The claw's our master.
Alien #4	The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody	This is ludicrous.
Sid	Hey, bozo, you got a brain in there?!
(Woody gasps at the recognition of Sid's voice.)
Sid	cackles Take that!
(He turns to see Sid heading straight for the crane game.)
Woody	Oh, no! Sid! leaps off the partition and tackles Buzz, pushing the two of them deep into the pile of aliens GET DOWN!
(Sid approaches the crane game and fishes quarters out of his pants pocket.)
Buzz	What's gotten into you, Sheriff? I was-
Woody	You are the one that decided to climb into this-
Alien #5	Shh! The claw, it moves.
(It moves into position and hovers directly above the area where Woody and Buzz are hiding. The crane drops and grabs hold of the alien toy that is right on top of Buzz.)
Alien #6	I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place.
(Positioned with his back to Sid, the alien is lifted up by the claw.)
Sid	Gotcha! suddenly spots Buzz A Buzz Lightyear?! No way!
(Woody looks around for some way frantically to escape. Behind him, through the aliens, he eyes a small repair door. Woody swims through the alien squeeze toys toward the door. He grabs hold of the locking latch and, after a few attempts, is able to pry the door open. The shadow of the crane lines up over Buzz, lowers, and grabs his head.)
Sid	Yes!
Woody	gasps Buzz! No!
(Woody grabs hold of Buzz's feet. Woody and the claw begin to have a tug-of-war with Buzz. Woody pulls down hard, forcing Buzz to sink into the pile of aliens, out of Sid's view.)
Sid	slamming his fist against the glass HEY!
(Still tugging against the crane, Woody is almost out the door with Buzz. Just then, the aliens at the bottom of the pile pull Buzz and Woody back inside.)
Alien #7	He has been chosen!
Alien #8	He must go.
Woody	Hey! What are you doing?!
Aliens	overlapping He must go! Do not fight the claw! Do not anger the claw! He has been chosen.
Woody	Stop it! Stop it, you zealots!
(Woody and Buzz are pushed up to the surface and into the air, dangling lifelessly in front of Sid.)
Sid	All right! Double prizes!
(Woody and Buzz are dropped into the prize door slot and snatched up by Sid.)
Sid	looking at his two new toys Let's go home and play. Ha-ha-ha.
[Trans. Ext. Sid's house]
(From out of the darkness appears Sid on his skateboard. He is humming to rock music from his Walkman while carrying his backpack in his hand. Sid leaps off the skateboard and walks up the front path toward the front door. Through the open zipper, Buzz peeks out of the backpack to see Sid's house. He recognizes Andy's house next door. Buzz, Woody and a squeeze toy alien are scrunched up in the backpack.)
Buzz	Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here. You’re almost home.
Alien	Nirvana is coming. The mystic portal awaits.
Woody	Would you be quiet? You guys don't get it, do you? Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.
[Trans. Int. Sid's house]
(The front door opens to reveal Scud. The dog lunges straight for the backpack, barking.)
Sid	Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy! Sit! Good boy. Hey, I got something for you, boy. his hand reaches into the backpack
Woody	Freeze!
(The toys go still. Sid's hand grabs the alien out of the backpack. The alien is then placed sideways along Scud's snout.)
Sid	Ready, set, now!
(In one quick motion, Scud flips the alien up, catches it in his mouth, and rabidly shakes it back and forth. Buzz and Woody react in horror.)
Sid	Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
Hannah	What?
Sid	Did I get my package in the mail?
Hannah	I don't know.
Sid	What do you mean you don't know?
Hannah	I don't know!
Sid	Oh no, Hannah!
Hannah	What?
Sid	Look, Janie! grabs the doll
Hannah	Hey!
Sid	She's sick!
Hannah	No, she's not!
Sid	I'll have to perform one of my operations! bolts upstairs with Hannah in pursuit
Hannah	No!
Woody	Not Sid's room. Not there.
(Sid races to his bedroom door. Hannah is right behind.)
Hannah	Sid, give her back! Sid! Sid!
(Sid just laughs. He charges into the room and slams the door in his sister's face. Sid carelessly tosses the backpack on the bed and walks over to a makeshift workbench.)
Sid	as a doctor Oh no, we have a sick patient here, Nurse. Prepare the OR, stat! clicks on a bare bulb dangling above his operating table
(Woody and Buzz look on from the safety of the backpack as Sid places the Janie doll's head in a vise.)
Sid	Patient is... straining while tightening vise prepped. grabs a painter's mask from his tool chest and dons it like a surgeon's mask No one's ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. grabs a toy pterodactyl from a nearby crate full of junk Now for the tricky part. Pliers!
Buzz	I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
(Sid struggles for a moment with his patient then stops.)
Sid	chuckles, imitates nurse Doctor, you've done it! running to the door Hannah! opens the door Janie's all better now.
Hannah	looks at Janie, saying "Eeeek!" and bolts down the stairs MUM! MUM!
Sid	She's lying! Whatever she says, it's not true!
(Sid throws the doll to the ground and runs after Hannah, slamming the door behind him. Woody and Buzz peer out of the backpack at their new surroundings. Heavy metal posters, discarded toy remains and power tools adorn the messy room.)
Woody	We are gonna die. I'm outta here! leaps from the bed to the doorknob and struggles to open it Locked! falls down There's got to be another way outta here.
(Woody is startled by the noise. A small yo-yo rolls out from behind a box and falls on its side. Spooked, Woody grabs a pencil from the floor and brandishes it like a weapon. Just then a shadow passes by Woody. He turns quickly but sees nothing.)
Woody	Uh, Buzz? Was that you?
(Woody hurriedly trades his pencil for a larger flashlight. He hears a noise from under Sid's bed. Woody turns on the flashlight and shines the beam in the direction of the noise, illuminating a baby doll head's profile.)
Woody	Hey, hi there, little fella. Come out here. Do you know a way outta here?
(The baby doll moves out from under the bed, revealing a one-eyed doll head atop a spider-like body made of erector set pieces. Woody gasps. The creature extends its legs and rises up taller than Woody. Scared speechless, Woody keeps his flashlight beam locked on Babyface. Various other Mutant toys begin to emerge from the shadows: a toy fishing pole with fashion doll legs, a skateboard with a combat soldier's torso screwed to the front end, a jack-in-the-box with a rubber hand for a head, (and others). Woody gasps and leaps onto the bed and hides behind Buzz.)
Woody	B-B-B-B-B-BUZZ!
(Buzz and Woody look on as the mutants have a tug of war as they grab all the Janie and pterodactyl parts, dragging them off into the shadows.)
Buzz	They're cannonballs!
(Woody gasps retreats back into the backpack. Woody cowers in the corner as Buzz enters. He punches a button on his chest.)
Buzz	Mayday, mayday! Come in, Star Command! Send reinforcements! pause Star Command, do you copy? adjusts his laser light, aiming his arm out the pack I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody	Aw, great. Great, yeah, and if anyone attacks us, we can blink them to death.
[Trans. Ext. Andy's house]
(Rex points a flashlight out of Andy's bedroom window while Bo Peep, Slinky, Hamm and Potato Head look on. Some bushes rustle below.)
Rex	Hey, you guys, I think I found him! Buzz?! Is that you?!
(Rex points the flashlight beam at the shaking bushes. The annoyed meow of a cat is heard.)
Rex	Whiskers, will you get outta here?! You're interfering with the search and rescue!
(Rex turns off the flashlight.)
Slinky	whispering Look, they're home.
(The toys duck behind the sill. The Davis' family van pulls into the driveway. Andy and Mrs. Davis get out.)
Andy	Mom, have you seen Woody?
Mrs. Davis	Where was the last place you left him?
Andy	searching the van Right here in the van.
Mrs. Davis	Oh, I'm sure he's there. You're just not looking hard enough.
Andy	He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.
Bo Peep	gasps Woody's gone?
Hamm	Ah, boy, the weasel got away.
Mr. Potato Head	Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty!
Rex	Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?
(Hamm, Potato Head and Rex walk away from the window. Bo Peep and Slinky are left alone at the window, visibly crestfallen.)
Bo Peep	Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.
[Trans. Ext. Sid's house]
Sid	o.s. Oh, a survivor. Where is the rebel base? Talk!
[Trans. Int. Sid's room]
(An inanimate Woody flies across the room, landing hard on the floor. Sid crosses to the window.)
Sid	I can see your will is strong.
(Sid opens the window shade. Bright sunlight shines down onto Woody.)
Sid	Well, we have ways of making you talk.
(Sid pulls out a magnifying glass from his back pocket and focuses the beam on Woody's forehead. A bright, white hot dot forms on Woody's forehead and begins to smolder.)
Sid	Where are your rebel friends now? sinister chuckle
Sid's mom	o.s. Sid! Your poptarts are ready!
Sid	All right!
(Sid pulls the magnifying glass and runs out of the room. As soon as he's gone, Woody jumps up, saying "Sta-a-a-aaaaad!" his forehead burning. Woody runs to a small blue bowl full of Froot Loops and milk and dunks his head in it to extinguish his burning forehead. Buzz walks near Woody and pulls darts off his visor and butt. He pulls Woody's head up from the bowl, revealing a small spot of ash on Woody's forehead, along with 2 Froot Loops (1 green and 1 purple) stuck to his face, which fall back into the bowl as Buzz talks.)
Buzz	You all right? I'm proud of you, Sheriff, a lesser man would've talked under such torture.
Woody	grabs a spoon to look at his reflection Sure hope this isn't permanent.
Buzz	Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport.
Woody	The door! It's open, we're free!
Buzz	Woody, we don't know what's out there!
Woody	I'll tell you what… Ohh!
(The mutant toys suddenly appear and block their path to the doorway. Woody hides behind Buzz.)
Woody	Ah! They're gonna eat us, Buzz! Do something, quick!
Buzz	Sheild your eyes!
(Buzz fires his laser at them. The little red beam just flickers against Babyface's head. The mutant toys look confusedly at each other.)
Buzz	It's not working. I recharged it before I left. I-It should be good for-
Woody	No, you idiot, you’re a toy! Use your karate chop action! fends off the mutant toys by pushing a large button on Buzz's back Get away! protesting Hoo-cha! Hoo-cha!
Buzz	Hey, hey! How are you doing that?! Stop that!
Woody	Back! Back, you savages! Back!
Buzz	Woody, stop it!
Woody	Sorry, guys, but dinner's cancelled! drops Buzz and runs out the door There's no place like home! There's no place like home! turns onto the top of the stairwell, down a few steps There's no place like home!
(Woody is confronted by Scud asleep on the landing. Woody freezes inches away from the sleeping beast. He slowly backs up the stairs. Suddenly Buzz appears and pulls Woody back against the hallway wall. He covers Woody's mouth with his hand.)
Woody	muffled gasp
Buzz	Another stunt like that, cowboy, you're gonna get us killed.
Woody	Don't tell me what to do.
Buzz	Shh.
(Buzz checks to make sure Scud is still asleep and then darts across the stairwell opening to the other end of the hallway. Once safely across, he motions for Woody to follow. Woody cowardly crawls on all fours across the open area and meets up with Buzz. As he stands, Woody's pull-string ring gets caught on one of the curls of the wrought iron railing. The toys begin to creep down the hallway, unaware that Woody's pull-string is being pulled farther and farther until it snaps off the iron railing and flies back toward Woody.)
Woody	voice box Yee-haw! Giddy up, partner! We gotta get this wagon train a-moving!
(Both Buzz and Woody leap in surprise at the sound of Woody's voice box. Woody vainly attempts to stifle the recoiling pull-string. Woody and Buzz take off running.)
Buzz	Split up!
(Two doors are ajar at the other end of the hallway. Buzz dives behind one while Woody jumps into a closet. Woody slams the door shut just as Scud reaches the top of the landing. Crashed can be heard from behind the closet door, getting Scud's attention. Buzz peeks out from his doorway at Scud sniffing and growling at the closet. Sensing movement behind him, Scud whips around and starts to enter Buzz's doorway. The noise stops the dog in his tracks. Both Scud and Buzz look up to see Mr. Phillips asleep on a La-Z-Boy recliner in front of the TV Scud backs out and heads down the stairs. Buzz turns to exit the room.)
TV	Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in, Buzz Lightyear. This is Star Command. Buzz…
Buzz	Star Command! opens up his wrist communicator and is just about to speak into it when he is interrupted
TV	Do you read me?
Kid on TV	Buzz Lightyear responding! Read you loud and clear!
TV	Buzz Lightyear, planet Earth needs your help.
Kid on TV	On the way!
TV Chorus	BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
TV	The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy! Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!
Kid on TV	Calling Buzz Lightyear!
TV	Karate Chop Action!
Kid on TV	Wow!
TV	Pulsating laserlight!
Kid on TV	Total annihilation!
TV	Multi-phrase voice simulator!
Buzz on TV	voice box It's a secret mission in uncharted space.
Buzz	voice box It's a secret mission in uncharted space.
TV	And best of all, high pressure space-wings!
Buzz on TV	To Infinity and Beyond!
TV	Not a flying toy.
(Buzz slowly shakes his head in wide-eyed disbelief.)
TV	Get your Buzz Lightyear action figure and save a galaxy near you!
TV Chorus	BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!
TV	Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the tri-county area.
Sportscaster	And welcome back to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.
(Buzz is stricken. He looks down at his wrist communicator and opens it. Molded on the underside of the cover are three words: "Made In Taiwan.")
Singer	Out among the stars I'd sail Way beyond the moon In my silver ship I sailed In a dream that ended too soon Now I know exactly who I am And what I'm here for
(Buzz walks dejectedly out of the den and down the hallway. As he passes the top of the stairwell he pauses to look up through the railing at a small window. It is open... revealing the blue sky beyond. A bird flies past. The taunting voice of Woody echoes in his head.)
Woody	v.o. You are a toy! You can't fly!
Singer	And I will go sailing No more
(Buzz bows his head, defeated. Slowly Buzz raises his head, determination in his eyes. He slams the offending wrist communicator shut, as if to deny its message of "Made in Taiwan." Buzz climbs up the railing to the banister.)
Singer	But no, it can't be true, I could fly if I wanted to Like a bird in the sky If I believed I could fly Why, I'd fly!
(He pops open his wings and aims himself toward the window above.)
Buzz	To Infinity and Beyond!
(Buzz leaps off the banister... and falls. In slow motion, Buzz watches his square of blue sky pull farther away from him as he plummets to the floor below. Buzz crashes on the entryway floor and breaks his arm. Buzz opens his eyes to see his severed left arm. The broken arm lies a few inches away from his now empty arm socket.)
Singer	Clearly, I will go sailing, no more
(Buzz drops his head back in defeat. Song ends.)
Hannah	Mum! Mum, have you seen my Sally doll?
(Hannah walks into the entryway, and not seeing Buzz, steps on him.)
Mrs. Phillips	o.s. What, dear? What was that?
Hannah	picks up Buzz and his arm and smiles Never mind!
[Trans. Int. Upstairs hallway]
(The knob jiggles for a moment. Suddenly, the door flies open revealing Woody, entangled in Christmas lights, standing atop a pile of boxes to be at door knob height. Woody and the rest of the junk topple over. A bowling ball topples out, smashing Woody square on the head.)
Woody	Oo-oo-oof! to the hallway Buzz, the coast is clear. Buzz, where are you?
Buzz	voice box It's a secret mission in uncharted space. Let's go.
(Woody creeps down the hallway, dragging the Christmas lights with him.)
Hannah	o.s. Really? That is so interesting.
(Woody peeks into the open doorway of Hannah's bedroom. Hannah is pretending to have a tea party. Her guests are dolls, headless dolls, that is except for Buzz. He is seated at the miniature table, dressed up in a frilly apron and fashionable party hat.)
Hannah	Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?
(Hannah has placed a tiny teapot in Buzz's severed arm and pours imaginary tea with it.)
Woody	gasp Buzz!
Hannah	It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.
Woody	steps back into the hallway Oh, no!
Hannah	What a lovely hat, Mrs. Nesbitt. It goes quite well with your head.
(Woody thinks for a moment, then takes a few steps further down the hall.)
Woody	clears throat and speaks in high voice Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
(Hannah stops pouring tea and looks up.)
Hannah	Mum? to the dolls Please excuse me, ladies. I'll be right back.
(As soon as Hannah exits the room Buzz keels over face-down onto the table. Hannah passes Woody, hidden in the Christmas lights, and walks downstairs.)
Hannah	What is it, Mum? Mum, where are you?
(Woody bolts into Hannah's room.)
Woody	Buzz! Hey, Buzz! Are you okay?
Buzz	GONE!lifts his head up and sobs in drunken despair It's all gone. All of it's gone. Bye-bye! Whoo-whoo! See you!
Woody	What happened to you?
Buzz	One minute you're defending the whole galaxy. And suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with... pointing at other dolls Marie Antoinette and her little sister. (The headless dolls turn and wave.) chuckles
Woody	removes the teapot from the severed arm and sets it on the table I think you've had enough tea for today. Speaking of which, let's get you outta here, Buzz.
Buzz	Don't you get it?! You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! hysterical laughter
Woody	Snap out of it, Buzz!
(Woody presses Buzz's helmet open, slaps him across the face with his own detached arm, and then politely closes the helmet. Buzz calmly takes his severed arm from Woody.)
Buzz	I-I-I'm... I'm sorry. I- You're right. I'm just a little depressed. That's all. walks out of the room while Woody follows I-I-I can get through this. reaches the center of the hallway and drops to his knees OH, I'M A SHAM!!
Woody	Shhhhh! Quiet, Buzz.
Buzz	Look at me! I can't even fly out of... a window! The hat look good. Tell me the hat look good. The apron is a bit much, it's not my color...
(Woody stops short. He looks down the hallway in the direction of Sid's room. Woody can see straight out Sid's window across the way to Andy's bedroom window.)
Woody	Out the window! Buzz, you're a geniuses! grabs the coil of Christmas lights and drags Buzz toward Sid's room Come on, now. This way.
Buzz	Years of academy training, wasted!
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(Mr. Potato Head and Hamm are playing Battleship. Hamm's wearing Potato Head's hat.)
Mr. Potato Head	Aha. B-3.
Hamm	Miss! G-6.
Mr. Potato Head	Oh! You sunk it!
Hamm	Heh-heh.
Mr. Potato Head	Are you peeking?
Hamm	Oh, quit your whining and pay up. (Potato Head reaches for his ear.) No, no, not the ear, give me the nose. Come on!
Mr. Potato Head	pulls out his nose How about three out of five?
(Mr. Potato Head is about to hand his nose over to Hamm when both toys look across the way.)
Woody	Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
Mr. Potato Head	Son of a building block. It's Woody.
Hamm	He's in the psycho's bedroom.
Woody	Aha, hi!
Hamm	Everyone, it's Woody!
(Slinky, Bo Peep and Rex look to the window.)
Bo Peep	Woody?
Rex	You're kidding!
Slinky	Woody?!
Woody	Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz! notices that Buzz is not there Buzz? looks down at the floor
(Buzz is sitting on the floor, playing bombs away with his broken arm. The rest of Andy's toys gather around the window to see Woody.)
Rex	Hey, look!
Bo Peep	Woody!
Woody	Oh boy, am I glad to see you guys!
Slinky	I knew you'd come back, Woody!
Bo Peep	What are you doin' over there?
Woody	It's a long story, Bo, I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!* tosses one end of the Christmas lights over*
Slinky	Woah! catches them I got it, Woody!
Rex	He got it, Woody!
Woody	Good going, Slink! Now just, just tie it on to something.
Mr. Potato Head	Wait, wait, wait, wait! I got a better idea! How 'bout we don't? grabs the string of lights away from Slinky
Slinky	Hey!
Bo Peep	Potato Head!
Mr. Potato Head	Did you all take stupid pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz? And now you want to let him back over here?!
Woody	No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! You got it- You got it all wrong, Potato Head. Buzz is fine! Buzz is right here, he's with me!
Mr. Potato Head	You are a liar!
Woody	No, I'm not! to Buzz Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're- that you're not dead.
(He doesn't respond, preoccupied with peeling off the sticker on his wrist communicator. He crumples it up and tosses it aside.)
Woody	Just a sec! walks over to the edge of the desk Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand?
(Buzz's severed arm comes flying into view and lands by Woody's feet.)
Woody	insincerely Ha-ha-ha-ha. That's very funny, Buzz. shouting This is serious!
Rex	Hey, Woody?! Where did you go?!
Mr. Potato Head	He's lying. Buzz ain't there.
(Woody reappears at the edge of Sid's window. He pretends to notice something out of the other toy's view.)
Woody	Oh! Hi, Buzz! Why don't you say hello to the guys over there? shakes Buzz's arm while pretending to be Buzz Hiya, fellas. To Infinity and Beyond!
Rex	Hey, look! It's Buzz!
Woody	Yeah. Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best-friends handshake. Give me five, man!
Hamm	irritated Something's screwy here.
Woody	So, you see we're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz? as Buzz You bet. Give me a hug. makes Buzz's arm grab his neck and pull him forward Ha-ha, oh, I love you, too.
Slinky	See? It is, Buzz. Now get back the lights, Potato Head.
Mr. Potato Head	Wait just a minute. to Woody What are you trying to pull?!
Woody	Nothing!
(The toys all scream in horror, while Woody reappears Buzz's arm. Realizing his mistake, Woody tries to hide the arm, but it's too late. Rex clasps his hands to his mouth and turns away to barf.)
Hamm	Oh, well that is disgusting.
Mr. Potato Head	Murderer!
Woody	No! No-no-no-no!
Mr. Potato Head	You murdering dog!
Woody	It's not what you think! I swear!
Mr. Potato Head	Save it for the jury! I hope Sid pulls your voice box out, ya creep!
Woody	No, no, no, no! Don't leave, don't leave! You got to help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!
Mr. Potato Head	Come on. Let's get outta here.
Hamm	Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.
(All the toys leave the window except Slinky.)
Woody	Come back! Slink? Slink, please! Please! Listen to me! (Slinky closes the blinds.) No. No, come back! SLI-I-I-I-INKYY!!!
(As storm clouds roll over Sid's house, Woody slumps over the window sill in defeat. Broken toy sounds emit from behind Woody. He turns from the window to see the Mutant Toys converging all around Buzz.)
Woody	Buzz! Go away, you disgusting freaks! Ahhhhh!
(Still holding onto Buzz's arm, Woody jumps down from the desk and runs to Buzz's rescue. Babyface turns from the fray and charges at Woody with his erector-set pinchers.)
Woody	All right, back! Back, you cannonballs! Daagh! Oof!
(Woody cowers, shielding himself from Buzz's arm. Babyface clamps onto the arm and has a tug-o-war with Woody. Woody loses his grip on the arm and sails across the room, crashing into the wall. By now there is no sight of Buzz within the swarming mass of mutant toys, Woody attacks the mob with a vengeance.)
Woody	He is still alive, and you're not gonna get him, you monsters!
(He furiously throws the mutant toys aside, digging his way to Buzz, sitting up, his broken arm now newly-attached. Woody's anger turns to confusion.)
Woody	Hey. Hey, they fixed you. shakes Buzz's arm to confirm what he's seeing is real when he looks to the mutants But... But they're cannonballs. We saw them eat those other toys.
(The mutant toys part to reveal the recent victims of Sid's last operation: The Janie Doll and Pterodactyl]]. Their heads have been taped back on the correct bodies. The mutants all innocently stare at Woody.)
Woody	Uh...sorry. I-I-I thought that you were gonna... laughs nervously ...you know, you know, eat my friend.
(Immediately, the mutant toys retreat back into the dark corners of the room.)
Woody	Hey, no, no, wait, hey! What's wrong?
Mrs. Phillips	o.s. Sid?
Sid	o.s. Not now, Mom, I'm busy!
Woody	Sid!
Mrs. Phillips	o.s. You left the door open!
(Footsteps approach the bedroom. Woody tries to pick up the still depressed Buzz, but he just goes limp. Woody begins dragging Buzz toward the bed, but their progress is too slow.)
Woody	Buzz! Come on, get up! Use your legs! Fine, let Sid trash you but don't blame me!
(Woody leaves Buzz sitting alone in the middle of the floor and hides underneath a nearby milkcrate just as Sid enters carrying a big box.)
Sid	It came! It finally came! chuckles and runs over to his workbench and rips open the box "The Big One!" pulls out a rocket with "The Big One" written on it "Extremely dangerous. Keep out of reach of children." Cool. looks around What am I gonna blow? Man. Hey where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
(Sid spots the milkcrate and picks it up. Out of Sid's view, Woody presses against the inside, hanging on for dear life. Sid looks down and notices he's stepping on Buzz, activating his laser.)
Sid	Yes! I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit. Ha-ha.
(He places Buzz and the milkcrate on the workbench and throws a toolbox on top of the crate. The impact of the toolbox dislodges Woody from his hiding place. Woody quickly ducks under a magazine on the floor of the crate "jail." Woody watches helplessly as Sid fishes out a roll of electrical tape from the toolbox and, with an irreverent chuckle, tapes Buzz to the rocket.)
Sid	Now...yes.
(A flash of lightning interrupts the moment. Sid crosses to the window to see a huge rainstorm commence. Sullenly, he smacks his head against the window.)
Sid	Oh no! Aw man!
(Woody heaves a sigh of relief. Suddenly Sid's face brightens. He turns his focus from the rain to the Buzz Rocket.)
Sid	as Newscaster Sid Phillips reporting. Launch of the shuttle has been delayed due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site. Tomorrow's forecast... smacks Buzz down on the desk, winds his alarm clock, and places it next to Buzz ...sunny. Ha-ha-ha. Sweet dreams.
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(Andy is being tucked into bed by his mother. She hands him his cowboy hat.)
Mrs. Davis	I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.
Andy	But what if we leave them behind?
Mrs. Davis	Oh, don't worry, honey, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
(Andy's eyes shut. Mom turns out the light and quietly exits the room. A moving box on the floor, with the words "Andy's Toys!" scrawled on it, begins to shake from side to side.)
Rex	muffled Ahh! I need air!
(Rex pops out of the top of the box, couching a packing Styrofoam peanut out of his mouth. Potato Head appears beside him.
Mr. Potato Head	Will you quit moving around?
Rex	I'm sorry. It's just that I get so nervous before I travel!
Mr. Potato Head	How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy? drops back down into the box
Rex	Everyone else was picked.
(Bo Peep peeks around the corner of one of the boxes and looks up at Andy fast asleep clutching his cowboy hat.)
Bo Peep	Oh, Woody. If only you could see how much Andy misses you.
[Trans. Ext. Sid's house]
(Thunder rumbles as rain pours down outside the spooky dwelling.)
[Trans. Int. Sid's room]
(Sid is in bed fast asleep. Woody struggles to move his milkcrate jail, but with the weight of the toolbox on top it won't budge. Woody looks across the desktop at Buzz sitting dejectedly with the rocket strapped to his back.)
Woody	Psst! Psst! Hey, Buzz!
(Woody picks up a stray washer from the desktop and flings it at Buzz, striking his helmet. Buzz lifts his head and turns lifelessly to look at Woody.)
Woody	Hey, get over here and see if you can get this tool box off me.
(Buzz just looks away from Woody and bows his head.)
Woody	Oh, come on, Buzz, Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help.
Buzz	I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Woody	Why, sure you can, Buzz. You can get me outta here. And then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Buzz	Andy's house, Sid's house. What's the difference?
Woody	Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.
Buzz	No, Woody. For the first time I am thinking clearly. looking at himself You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy, a stupid little insignificant toy.
Woody	Whoa, hey, wait a minute. Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
Buzz	Yeah, right.
Woody	No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest. And it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal. It's because you're a toy. You are "his" toy.
Buzz	But why would Andy want me?
Woody	Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear. Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that... that whoosh thing. You are a cool toy. pauses and looks at himself As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean- I mean what chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? All I can do it. pulls his own pull-string
Woody	voice box There's a snake in my boots!
Woody	bows his head Why would Andy ever want to play with me, when he's got you? I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
(Woody slumps dejectedly against the crate, his back to Buzz. Buzz lifts up his foot. The signature "Andy" reads through the dirt and scuff marks. Buzz gazes back at Woody. A look of determination spreads across his face.)
Woody	Listen, Buzz, forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.
(Woody turns around and finds out that Buzz is gone. Quite suddenly, the entire milkcrate begins to shake. Woody looks up to see Buzz. He is on top of the milkcrate, trying to push the tool box off.)
Woody	Buzz! What are you doing? I thought you were-
Buzz	Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
Woody	Yes, sir!
(Both Buzz and Woody push the milkcrate and together, they finally get it to move but it's slow progress.)
Woody	Come on, Buzz! We can do it!
(The two toys stop to look out the window by the workbench. The rain stopped and the sun beginning to rise. A moving truck can be seen pulling up in front of Andy's house.)
Buzz	Woody! It's the moving van.
Woody	We've gotta get out of here now.
(Buzz braces himself between the tool chest and the wall. Using his legs, Buzz pushes with all his might. The toolbox begins to move. Woody notices that with every shove Buzz gives to the tool chest, the milkcrate begins to edge out over the lip of the desk.)
Woody	Come on, Buzz.
(Finally, the gap is wide enough for Woody to jump through.)
Woody	All right. drops down to the floor below Buzz! Hey, I'm out!
(Buzz doesn't hear Woody and continues to shove the toolbox and milkcrate farther out.)
Buzz	Almost there.
(Woody looks up just in time to see the entire toolbox and milkcrate topple toward him. The toolbox crashes right on top of Woody. Buzz falls onto the desktop and glances over to Sid.)
Sid	I want to ride the ponies.
(Sid does not wake. Buzz sighs in relief, then peers over the edge of the workbench.)
Buzz	Woody! Woody! Are you alright?
Woody	lifts himself out from under the rubble I'm fine. I'm okay.
(It goes off by Sid's bed. Woody drops back under the toolbox and Buzz goes limp. Sid groggily sits up for a beat, then his eyes light up.)
Sid	Oh, yeah! Time for lift-off! Whoo! jumps out of bed, grabs Buzz and bolts out of the room To Infinity and Beyond! Whoo-hoo!
(Woody leaps to his feet, runs across the room, and catches the door just before it closes. As he swings the door back open Woody is confronted by Scud. The dog barrels down the hallway straight for Woody.)
Woody	Ah! Aaah! Back, back, back! Down, down!
(Woody slams the door shut just in time. Scud barks and scratches at the door.)
Woody	Okay, what do I do? Come on Woody, think.
(Woody looks across the room. The mutant toys appeared all around the room.)
Woody	Guys! (The mutant toys all scatter and hide.) No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait. Listen, please. There's a good toy down there, and he's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes... all because of me. We've got to save him... but I need your help.
(Woody then notices Babyface timidly peeking out of the shadows from under the bed.)
Woody	Please. He's my friend. And he's the only one I've got.
(Babyface crawls out and bangs in code on the side of Sid's metal bedpost. The mutant toys emerge from the shadows and gather around Woody. He kneels down into a huddle with them.)
Woody	to Babyface Thank you. to the others Okay. I think I know what to do. We're gonna have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.
[Trans. Int. Andy's room]
(The movers cart out the last load. A forlorn Andy clutches onto Buzz's "spaceship" box in one hand and his cowboy hat in the other. Andy scans the empty room and heaves a sad sigh.)
[Trans. Int. Sid's backyard]
(Sid comes out of the she carrying a bunch of materials under his arm.)
Sid	Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control. drops the junk down beside an inanimate Buzz A launch pad is being constructed.
[Trans. Int. Sid's room]
(Scud is planted right outside Sid's bedroom door, poised to attack anything that exits. Woody has created a little diagram of the house and yard out of dominoes and Scrabble tiles. He points to it with a pencil as he addresses the mutants.)
Woody	All right, listen up. I need Pump Boy here, Ducky here. Legs, you're with Ducky. to the others RollerBob and I don't move 'til we get the signal, clear?
(Legs, the toy fishing rod with fashion doll legs, steps forward from the crowd. The mutants all give an affirmative nod.)
Woody	Okay, let's move!
(The toys all break. Legs and Ducky, a duck head Pez dispenser with baby doll torso and plunger base, rush over to a heating grate and pull the faceplate off the wall. They disappear into the heating duct. Ducky and Legs come to an intersection. Ducky quacks and they head down the right tunnel. Hand-in-the-Box, the rubber hand in the Jack-in-the-box, stacks on top of several mutant toys to reach the doorknob of the bedroom door. Woody hops onto RollerBob, a skateboard with a soldier's upper torso tied to its front.)
Woody	Wind the Frog!
(Walking Car, a Hot Wheels car with baby arms, begins winding up the Frog, a tin wind-up frog with monster truck wheels instead of legs. A bottom of wall insulation is pushed aside to reveal Ducky and Legs. They make their way toward a junction box sitting in the center of the floor. Ducky and Legs lift the loose junction box. The broken porch light suddenly lifts upward and disappears into the roof. Ducky extends his Pez neck out of the hole to check that the coast is clear. All the toys have manned their positions and wait silently, their eyes fixed on Woody.)
Woody	Wait for the signal.
(Ducky takes the end of the line off Legs' fishing reel, hooks it onto himself, and is then lowered down through the open hole. Hanging halfway down the front door, Ducky begins to swing. Eventually he swings far enough to reach the doorbell and presses it.)
Woody	Go!
(Hand-in-the-box throws open the door and The Frog is let loose. The Frog zips through Scud's legs and down the hallway. Scud chases after it and follows it down the stairs.)
Woody	All right, let's go!
(Woody helps the rest of the mutant toys onto the skateboard.)
Hannah	o.s. I'll get it!
Woody	Now!
(Using his front arms, RollerBob propels the skateboard and crew out into the hallway.)
Hannah	I'm coming, I'm coming!
(Hannah walks to the front door and opens it. Hannah doesn't notice Ducky stuck to the porch floor by his plunger. The Frog zooms down the stairs with Scud barking right behind. The Frog leaps off the last step, speeds through Hannah's legs and out the open front door. Hannah looks back inside at Scud. In that moment, Ducky catches the Frog and is quickly reeled upwards back into the roof. Scud bursts through Hannah's legs, knocking her over, and runs out onto the empty porch.)
Hannah	annoyed Scud!
(Scud suddenly realizes he's been duped, but before he can get back inside, Hannah angrily slams the front door shut.)
Hannah	Stupid dog!
(Scud smashes into the closed door and begins barking furiously. As Hannah storms off into another room, she doesn't notice Woody and the mutants zipping off the stairs and ‘round the corner, heading straight into the kitchen. By now RollerBob has really picked up speed. He shoots underneath the kitchen table, through the maze of chair legs, straight toward the pet door.)
Woody	Lean back!
(The mutants all push back causing the RollerBob to do a wheelie. They smash through the doggie door and catapult into the bushes.)
[Trans. Int. Sid's Backyard]
(The toys peek out from the bush to see Buzz strapped to the launchpad. Sid is still in the toolshed.)
Sid	as astronaut Uh, Mission Control, is the launch pad construction complete? simulated static Uh, roger, rocket is now secured to guide wire. We are currently obtaining the ignition sticks. Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by.
(Ducky, Legs, and the Frog shoot out into the yard from a drain pipe. They exchange a thumbs-up with Woody.)
Woody	Let's go!
(The mutants disperse to their designated places in the yard.)
Sid	Hey, Ma, where are the matches?! Oh, oh, wait, here they are. Never mind!
(Woody runs toward Buzz, who spots Woody approaching. Woody stops a few feet away from Buzz.)
Buzz	Woody! Great! Help me outta this thing.
Woody	Shh!
Buzz	What?
Woody	It's okay. Everything's under control. deliberately falls down limp on the grass
Buzz	Woody, what are you doing!?
(Sid emerges from the tool shed. Buzz freezes.)
Sid	as astronaut Houston, all systems are go. Requesting permission to launch. spots Woody Hey! How'd you get out here? picks up Woody Oh, well, you and I can have a cookout later. Ha-ha-ha.
(He sticks a match prominently in Woody's holster and tosses him onto the grill of an open barbecue.)
Sid	as astronaut Houston, do we have permission to launch? simulated static Uh, roger, permission granted. You are confirmed at "T" minus 10 seconds. lights a match And counting. Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two!… One!…
(During Sid's countdown, all the mutants scurry into their final positions. Sid grins menacingly as the match moves toward the fuse.)
Woody	voice box Reach for the sky.
Sid	Huh?
(Sid pulls back from lighting the fuse. He turns to look at Woody still lying lifelessly atop the barbecue except for the sound emitting from his voice box.)
Woody	voice box This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Sid	What?!
(Sid walks over to Woody and picks him up.)
Woody	voice box Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
Sid	I think it's busted. raises Woody up
Woody	voice Box Who are you calling busted, Buster?!
(Sid stops short and looks at Woody again.)
Woody	voice box That's right. I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips. We don't like being blown up, Sid, or smashed or ripped apart.
Sid	"We?"
Woody	voice box That's right. Your toys.
(The remains of broken toys in the yard, led by the bedroom mutants, begin rising from the ground.)
Doll	Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama!
Huh!
(The toys march forward, forming a circle around Sid. Sid is too frightened to saying "Aaah! Aah!" or move.)
Woody	voice box From now on, you must take good care of your toys! Because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. We toys can see everything.
(Sid whimpers in fear. Woody comes to life.)
Woody	So play nice.
(Sid bolts inside the house, saying "Aaaah!" Woody and all the toys cheer victoriously like they won in a soccer game.)
Woody	Aha! We did it! We did it! Aha! Yes!
(Hannah has just come downstairs carrying a new doll when Sid rushes up to her.)
Sid	The toys! The toys are alive! notices Sally Nice toy.
(Hannah, sensing Sid's fear, suddenly thrusts the doll in Sid's face, saying "Aah!" and runs upstairs cowardly. Hannah chases after him, taunting.)
Hannah	What's wrong, Sid? Don't you want to play with Sally?
(The toys are all congratulating one another.)
Woody	Nice work, fellas. Good job. Coming out of the ground, what a touch! That was a stroke of genius.
Buzz	Woody! Thanks.
(Woody turns around and looks at Buzz, who's still affixed to Sid's launchpad. Buzz extends his hand to Woody. They shake hands.)
Mrs. Davis	o.s. Everybody say "Bye, house!"
Buzz	Woody, the van!
Andy	o.s. Bye, house.
(Buzz and Woody look in the direction of Andy's house. Through the fence, Andy and his family can be seen getting into the van. Woody quickly hoists Buzz off the pole he was tied to.)
Woody	to the mutant toys We got to run, thanks, guys!
(With the rocket still taped to Buzz, the two toys sprint toward the fence.)
Woody	Quick!
(Woody slips through the slats in the fence, but Buzz's rocket causes him to become stuck. Woody has climbed up on to the rear bumper of the van before realizing that Buzz is missing. He looks back to discover Buzz stuck in the fence.)
Buzz	Just go, I'll catch up!
(Woody jumps down and runs back for Buzz. The van begins pulling out of the driveway. Woody tugs on a loosened slat and breaks Buzz free of the fence. The two toys run out into the street just in time to see the van driving off down the street. Woody and Buzz turn around. The moving van drives right over them. Woody and Buzz scream, ducking just in time. After the truck passes, Buzz runs after it with Woody a few steps behind.)
Buzz	Come on!
(Scud is lying on the porch when he suddenly perks up at the sight of the two tiny toys running down the street after the moving truck. Scud bears his teeth and growls. Buzz runs up close to the truck with Woody still back a few paces. A strap dangles off the back of the truck. Buzz makes a leap for it and grabs hold. He climbs up the strap and onto the bumper. Woody then lunges for the strap, but it stays just out of reach.)
Buzz	You could do it, Woody!
(Woody gives a mighty leap and catches hold of the strap.)
Woody	Woo-hoo-hoo! I made it.
(Woody begins climbing up when suddenly Buzz goes pale. Woody looks behind him to see Scud. The dog leaps forward and bites down on one of Woody's legs.)
Woody	kicking Scud with other foot Aaaah! Aah! Get away, you stupid dog! Down, down! Aah, aah!
(Scud tugs on Woody, pulling him down to the end of the strap.)
Buzz	Hold on, Woody!
Woody	I can't do it! Take care of Andy for me!
Buzz	Nooooo!
(Buzz leaps off of the truck and onto Scuds snout. He angrily grabs Scud's eyelids and furiously snaps them hard. Scud yelps, letting go of Woody. The dog bucks wildly with Buzz hanging onto his face.)
Woody	Buzz!
(The moving truck continues down the street leaving Buzz and Scud behind. Still hanging onto the strap, Woody scrambles up onto the bumper. He unlocks the back door of the truck and tries to lift up the heavy door. Suddenly, the family van and moving truck come to a stop at a traffic light. Woody slams into the door, causing it to fly upward taking Woody with it. Hanging from the door, Woody scans the inside of the truck until he spots what he's looking for. A pile of moving boxes with the words "ANDY'S TOYS" written on them in crayon. Scud flings Buzz off his face. Buzz goes tumbling under a parked car. Scud runs over to the car, but is too big to get under it. Woody rips into one of Andy's boxes. All the toys wince and moan as they cover their eyes from the sudden brightness.)
Slinky	Ow!
Rex	Are you there already?
Mr. Potato Head	Woody?!
Rex	Woody!
Slinky	How did you.
Hamm	How did he get here?
Slinky	Where have you- What happened?
(Strange, Woody's response is to slide the box aside and begin rummaging through the next box. Slinky, Potato Head, Rex and the other toys grumble in confusion as they poke their heads up out of the first box.)
Rex	Ow!
Hamm	What's going on? What's he taken?
Woody	Aha! There you are. pulls the RC Car and the remote out of the second box
Mr. Potato Head	Hey. What's he doing?
(Woody runs to the back of the truck and throws the RC Car out onto the street. The other toys scream in horror.)
Rex	Aah! He's at it again!
(Woody turns on the remote and steers the RC car past Scud and under the parked car where Buzz is hiding. RC's motor whirrs at the sight of Buzz. The traffic light turns green allowing the van and truck to cross the intersection.)
Mr. Potato Head	GET HIM!!!
(All the toys pour out of their boxes and charge on Woody.)
Rex	Roar!
Woody	Ah-ah! No, no!
(Woody continues to steer the remote while trying to avoid the angry mob of toys. Buzz jumps on to the RC car and they zoom back toward the moving truck. Scud is right on their heels and is about to chomp down on Buzz. Rocky picks up Woody and spins him over his head.)
Woody	No, no, no, no! Wait! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
(The RC car suddenly swerves from Scud's jaws and starts doing doughnuts matching Woody's in the middle of the street.)
Buzz	Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Woody	Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
(Rocky throws Woody to the floor. RC resumes his course straight down the street with Scud giving close chase. Hamm leaps off a pile of boxes and onto Woody.)
Hamm	Pig pile!
(The RC car hops up in the air, tossing Buzz up and off. Buzz manages to land back on RC, but facing backwards. It changes red again and the wall of cross traffic resumes. Buzz, on seeing this, saying "Aaaah!" as he and the RC car drive straight into it. Scud blindly follows them into the traffic and skids to a halt just missing a car. The car swerves and crashes into another car. Soon there is a multi-car pileup that encircles Scud, entrapping the dog.)
Driver #1	Get outta that car!
Driver #2	Move it!
Buzz	Phew.
(Buzz and the RC car emerge from the intersection safely on the other side. The mob of toys lift up Woody still holding the remote and head for the open back.)
Woody	No, wait! You don't understand! Buzz is out there, we've gotta help him!
Mr. Potato Head	Toss him overboard!
Woody	No, no, no, wait! Aah!
(The toys toss him out into the road. As the truck drives off, the toys cheer.)
Rex	Hooray!
Mr. Potato Head	So long, Woody!
(Woody turns around and ducks just in time as a car passes over him.)
Woody	Aah!
(Woody tries to get up again when Buzz and RC come barreling toward him.)
Buzz	Oh! Woody!
(The RC Car sweeps up Woody and keeps driving. Woody finds himself sitting in front of Buzz still holding the remote.)
Woody	Whoa! Oh! Well, thanks for the ride.
Buzz	LOOK OUT!!
(The toys are about to slam into the rear tire of the car that had passed over Woody earlier.)
Woody	Aaaah!
(And gives the steering wheel on the remote a hard left, missing the tire by inches. The RC Car moves up under the car.)
Woody	Now let's catch up to that truck!
(Woody flicks a switch from "on" to "turbo". The RC Car speeds up toward the moving truck. The toys are busy congratulating one another when Lenny, the wind-up binoculars, glances out the back and spots Buzz and Woody.)
Lenny	Guys, guys, Woody's riding RC!
Bo Peep	What?!
Lenny	And Buzz is with him!
(The toys rush to the edge of the open truck. Bo picks up Lenny and looks through him.)
Bo Peep	It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!
Slinky Dog	What have we done!?
Rex	Great, now I have guilt.
(The RC Car begins to gain on the truck.)
Woody	We're almost there!
Bo Peep	Rocky, the ramp!
(Rocky, the wrestler doll, rushes over to a lever on the side of the back. Rocky pushes down hard on the lever. The ramp begins to lower. Woody and Buzz look up to see the ramp about to come down right on top of them.)
Buzz	Look out!
Bo Peep	Ahh!
(The RC Car pulls back just before the heavy ramp slams into the road. Sparks fly everywhere from the metal scraping the pavement.)
Slinky	Quick, hold on to my tail!
(Potato Head and Rex grabs on to Slinky's tail allowing Slinky's front end to jump off the truck and onto the ramp. Slinky leans forward with his paw outstretched to Woody. Woody hands the remote to Buzz and leans forward to grab Slinky's hand. They grab hold of one another.)
Mr. Potato Head	Atta boy, Slink!
(All of a sudden, the RC Car begins to slow down pulling Slinky's front end off the ramp. His slinky middle begins to stretch and stretch.)
Slinky	Oh, Woody! Woody, speed up!
Woody	SPEED UP!
Buzz	The batteries! They're running out!
Slinky	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
(RC's headlight eyes sag. The car slows even more. As Slinky continues stretching, saying "Whoaaaaa!" The RC Car begins to weave side-to-side like a water skier. With Mom and Andy preoccupied, baby Molly looks in her sideview mirror.)
Radio	Hakuna Matata What a wonderful phrase
(The RC Car is with Woody and Buzz as it weaves into view and then back out. With Slinky's midsection stretched to the limit, saying "Aaaah!" he begins to lose his grip on Woody.)
Slinky	I can't hold on much longer!
Woody	Slink, hang on!
(Slinky's hand slips, saying "Waaaah!" sending his front shooting back into the moving truck and knocking over all the toys. The RC Car sputters to a stop. Woody and Buzz watch in vain as the family van and moving truck disappear. Buzz tosses the remote to the ground in frustration.)
Woody	Great!
(Buzz tries to look back, but "The Big One" is in his sight's way. He gets an idea.)
Buzz	Woody, the rocket!
Woody	The match! Yes! Thank you, Sid!
(Woody pulls out the match from his holster that Sid had put there earlier. Woody runs around behind Buzz, strikes the match against RC's back tire, and is about to light the fuse when A car whizzes right over them, blowing out the match. Woody clenches the burnt match in his hands and falls prostrate to the ground.)
Woody	NO! NO, NO! NO!! NO! OOH, NOOOOO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! NO!!!
(Buzz bows his head, causing his helmet to block the sun from Woody. As Buzz's shadow passes over him, Woody looks at his hand. A white hot dot like the one generated from Sid's magnifying glass, appears on the back of Woody's hand. Looking up, he sees it's being caused by Buzz's helmet. Smiling, Woody leaps up, grabs Buzz's helmet and aligns it so the white dot hits the tip of the fuse.)
Buzz	Woody, what are you doing?!
Woody	Hold still, Buzz!
(The fuse lights.)
Woody	Ha-ha! jumps back onto the car
Buzz	You did it! Next stop: Andy!
Woody	Wait a minute! I just lit a rocket. ROCKETS EXPLODE!!!
(With an unprecedented force, the RC Car rockets forward. Porsha Crystal saying, "Whoo! Whoo-ee! Woo-hoo-hoo! I love it! Whoo-hee, it's easy." Speeding along the dividing line in the road, it easily passes car after car until the moving truck can be seen on the horizon. The toys are gathered around Slinky, his spring splayed out on the floor.)
Slinky	I should've held on longer...
Lenny	looks out the back again Look, look, it's Woody and Buzz coming up fast!
(The toys run to the opening and cheer.)
Rex	Woody!
(The rocket's velocity becomes so strong that it begins to lift Buzz and Woody off the RC Car. Woody manages to continue holding onto RC, but not for long. Woody is forced to let go of the RC Car. They separate, sending the two toys upward and RC into the back of the truck. The toys cheering turns into screaming as they rush to get out of the way of the oncoming RC rocket.)
Rex	Oh! Take cover!
(RC smashes into Potato Head, saying "Oooh!" sending all of his parts flying. The rocket hurtles upward higher and higher.)
Woody	Ohh! This is the part where we blow up!
Buzz	Not today!
(Buzz presses the button on his chest. A familiar pair of wings jut out of Buzz, severing the now weakened tape that holds him to rocket. The toys separate from the rocket just before it blows up. The toys plummet.)
Woody	covering his eyes Ahh!
(Just then Buzz banks under some power lines and soars upward again. Woody takes a peek.)
Human Girl	A Bird! I'm Flying On A Bird! I Love Birds.
Woody	Hey, Buzz!! You're flying!!
Buzz	This isn't flying. This is falling with style!
Human Girl	Oooh!
Woody	Ah-ha-ha!! To Infinity and Beyooond!
Human Girl	This is the best birthday EVEEER!!! Ha-ha-ha!!
(They soar gracefully toward the moving truck, but then pass over it.)
Woody	confused Uh, Buzz! We missed the truck!
Buzz	We're not aiming for the truck!
(Buzz and Woody fly right over the van's sun roof and then drop into the car. Before anyone can notice, Woody and Buzz land in an open box in the back seat right next to Andy. Andy turns to discover the limp Buzz and Woody lying in the box.)
Andy	happily Hey, wow!
Mrs. Davis	What? What is it?
Andy	picking up the toys Woody! Buzz!
Mrs. Davis	Oh, great, you found them. Where were they?
Andy	Here in the car!
Mrs. Davis	See? Now what did I tell you? Right where you left them.
(Andy hugs both toys. They give each other a knowing wink.)
[Trans. Ext. Andy's New House]
(Through the gently falling snow, the Davis family can be seen around the Christmas tree unwrapping presents.)
Andy	Which one can I open first?
Mrs. Davis	Let's let Molly open one.
(One of the Christmas bulbs moves aside to reveal Sarge. The plastic green soldier spies on the Davis family with his binoculars. He turns and motions back into the tree. A baby monitor sits wedged between some branches supported by several green army men. One of the soldiers turns it on.)
[Trans. Int. Andy's new room]
(The receiving end of the monitor is atop Andy's night stand. Buzz sits on the edge of Andy's bed while Hamm rests on the nightstand alongside the monitor. They listen intently.)
Sarge	o.s., over monitor Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense.
Hamm	Hey, heads up everybody, it's showtime.
Rex	Oh, it's time!
(Woody and the rest of the toys are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party. The toys all stop and run toward the monitor. Woody is about to follow when a crook pulls him backwards to reveal Bo Peep.)
Woody	Woah! Oh, Bo! There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.
Bo Peep	Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
(She smiles and points her crook upwards to her sheep perched on a shelf dangling mistletoe.)
Woody	Say, isn't that mistletoe?
Bo Peep	Mm-hm.
(Bo drops her crook, dips Woody and kisses him. The rest of the toys have congregated below the monitor restless with excitement not fear.)
Rex	Maybe Andy will get another dinosaur, like a leaf-eater? That way I could play the, uh, dominant predator. Ha-ha-ha!
Buzz	Quiet, everyone, quiet!
Sarge	o.s., over monitor Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head, repeat. A Mrs. Potato Head!
Hamm	Way to go, Idaho!
Mr. Potato Head	Gee, I better shave.
(Potato Head whips off his moustache piece. Woody climbs up onto the bed and joins Buzz. Buzz bangs on the side of the monitor.)
Woody	Buzz. Buzz Lightyear, you are not worried, are you?
Buzz	Me? No, no. Pfft. No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.
Sarge	o.s., over monitor Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present- I can't make quite out- A large box- it's- it-
(The monitor turns to static.)
Buzz	Are you?
Woody	Ha! Now, Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
(The camera zooms out through the window.)
Andy	o.s. Oh, what is it? What is it? Wow, a puppy!
(The camera zooms back through the window to a close up of Woody and Buzz. They look at one another with a half-smile, half-grimace and laugh weakly. As the credits begin to roll, "You've Got a Friend in Me (Duet)" plays. After the credits, Disney logo is closing and Pixar logo is closing too.)
[END]

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Movies	Toy Story • Toy Story 2 • Toy Story 3 • Toy Story 4 • New Toy Story • Lightyear • Barbie
Specials	Toy Story of Terror • Toy Story That Time Forgot
Toy Story Treats	Green Army Man Chants • Hands Down Winner • Thrill Ride #1 • Shadow Warrior • Magic Mirror • Woody's Nightmare • Itchy Rex • Staring Contest • Hat Dance • Thrill Ride #2 • Alien Encounter • Ticklish Rex • TV Time • Hamm's Scam • Nervous Rex • Checker King • Global Swarming • Who's There? • Team Work • Thrill Ride #3 • Shell Game • Channel Surfing • Aliens On Board • Thrill Ride #4 • Professor Rex • New Sheriff • Mrs. Nesbitt's Return • The Invasion • Remote Control • The Shark's Tale • Alter Egos • Space Cadet • Woody's Dream • Shadow Puppets • Spine Tingler Rex • Ranger Rex • It's ABC • Used Car • Buzz Box #1 • Ancient History • New Improved Buzz • Rex Can't Sleep • New Toy Orientation • School Day • Power Failure • Basic Training • Force Field • Optical Confusion • Buzz Box #2 • Art Class • Flip Flop • Go Fish • Roadblock
Toy Story 2 ABC Interstitials	Monday Night Football • Sportscaster • Good Morning America • Happy Thanksgiving • Holiday Buzz • Aliens Sing • Woody New Year • Aliens Daytime • Aliens Nighttime • Remote Daytime • Remote Nighttime • Rex :05 • Rex :10 • Soap Opera • Aliens (The View) • Aliens (Drew Carey Show) • Aliens (Millionaire Show)
Toy Story Toons	Hawaiian Vacation • Small Fry • Partysaurus Rex
Forky Asks a Question	What is Money? • What is a Friend? • What is Art? • What is Time? • What is Love? • What is a Computer? • What is a Leader? • What Is a Pet? • What Is Cheese? • What Is Reading?
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command	Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins • The Torque Armada • Gravitina • XL • Little Secrets • Inside Job • NOS-4-A2 • The Planet Destroyer • The Beasts of Karn • Tag Team • The Main Event • The Return of XL • Stange Invasion • The Taking of PC-7 • Mindwarp • Mira's Wedding • Panic of Bathyos • Shiv Katall • Rookie of the Year • Stress Test • A Zoo Out There • Root of Evil • Super Nova • Downloaded • The Plasma Monster • Wirewolf • The Crawling Flesh • Dirty Work • The Slayer • The Lightyear Factor • Clone Rangers • Bunzel Fever • Rescue Mission • Devolutionaries • Head Case • The Yukari Imprint • The Shape Stealer • Star Crossed • Haunted Moon • Star Smasher • Stranger Invasion • Eye of the Tempest • Revenge of the Monsters • Lone Wolf • Planet of the Lost • Revenge of the Raenoks • Enemy Without a Face • The Starthought • Millennial Bugs • Conspiracy • At Large on a Small Planet • Sunquake • Good Ol' Buzz • First Missions • Large Target • War and Peace and War • Return to Karn • Speed Trap • Holiday Time • Opposites Attract • Ancient Evil • 42
Deleted Scenes	Alternate Opening: Buzz Show • Alternate Opening: Shootout • Woody's Nightmare (deleted scene) • Eastern Gate • Shakes the Rattle • Sid's Comeuppance • The Chase • Black Friday reel • Torture • Rain

Toy Story in Real Life (2023)[]

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