Speaker
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Dialogue
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[Open Int. Bonnie's room]
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Woody
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Okay, it's 2:00. The zoo at Sunnyside has rung, so Bonnie is officially on her winter break.
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(All the toys cheer in excitement.)
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Hamm
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Who's up?
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Woody
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Soon, she'll be flying off to-
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Buzz
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Hay-way-I.
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Woody
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It's Hawaii, Buzz. Does everybody have a vacation plan?
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Trixie
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*types on her water Rex and I have been working on our massively multiplayer, online, role-playing game profiles.
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The Rexing Ball
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The Rexing Ball!
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Rex
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That's me! *to Trixie* Can you make my arms bigger?
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Trixie
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Oh, yeah. Enhancing.
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Rex
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Oh, yes!
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Buttercup
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Potato Head, you in?
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Mrs. Potato Head
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Sorry, fellas. He's all mine.
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Mr. Potato Head
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We're gonna have a fun-filled week, just the two of us. *takes his parts off* Deal me in.
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(Mr. Potato Head takes his hand off and walks away with Mrs. Potato Head as the hand takes the cards.)
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Mr. Pricklepants
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Thank you all for coming to the audition. *to the aliens* Number one, action.
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Alien #1
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Oooh!
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Mr. Pricklepants
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Dreadful. Next.
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Alien #2
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Oooh!
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Mr. Pricklepants
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Horrifying. Next.
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Alien #3
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Oooh!
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Mr. Pricklepants
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Brilliant!
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Peas-in-a-Pod
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Bonnie's coming!
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(All the toys all freeze as Bonnie appears.)
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Bonnie
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Vacation to Hawaii! *goes in her room, drops her backpack and grabs her suitcase in the closet* Going on vacation! Vacation, vacation.
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Bonnie's Mom
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*offscreen* Bonnie!
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Bonnie
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Coming, mom! *to the toys* Bye, toys.
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(The toys unfreeze and go back up.)
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Woody
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All right, folks, let the relaxing begin.
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Rex
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Hooray!
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Woody
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Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?
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Slinky
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When pigs fly.
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Hamm
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Actually, I had an uncle when I was a pilot.
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Buttercup
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Really?
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Hamm
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No, not really.
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(Ken and Barbie unzip Bonnie's backpack.)
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Ken
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Here's your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here.
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(The Lego figures take out some boxes.)
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Barbie
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Oh, Ken, this is so exciting!
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Ken
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Picture! Say "sunscreen."
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Barbie
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Sunscreen!
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Ken
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Perfect! Ka-click!
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Woody
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*offscreen* Barbie? Ken?
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Ken
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Woody? Hey! You guys are in Hawaii, too! Groovy. We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack. How did you guys get here?
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Woody
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Uh, Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom.
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Ken
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*takes his sunglasses off* What? *hears the horn honking*
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Dolly
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And there she goes.
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Ken
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*runs to the window* No! No, no! No, no! NO! BONNIE! You can't go! Not without the- back-... pack.
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(The car starts to leave.)
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Mr. Potato Head
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Let me get this straight. You thought Bonnie would take a school backpack on vacation?
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Hamm
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Oh, boy.
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Ken
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*to Captain Zip* Hawaii! You have to take us to Hawaii!
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Captain Zip
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Sorry, sir, I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.
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Ken
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Hey- Oh-
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Barbie
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Ken?
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Ken
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*to Barbie* I... I'll be right back.
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(Ken goes back in the backpack, sobbing.)
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Barbie
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Oh, he's been planning this vacation for months.
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Dolly
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Wow. That's a lot of numbering. Did he do that all by himself?
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Barbie
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Ken doesn't know, but this is where he planned to have our very first kiss.
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Mr. Potato Head
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You haven't kissed yet?
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(Mrs. Potato Head kicks Mr. Potato Head.)
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Barbie
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I would have been a perfect vacation.
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(Woody stares at Buzz and Jessie as they nod.)
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Barbie
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*offscreen* Ken, could you please come out here?
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Ken
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No!
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Barbie
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*offscreen* I can't decide if this handbag matches my shoes.
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Ken
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Well... are you wearing the pumps or the espadrilles?
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Jessie
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Aloha!
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Ken
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Uh-
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(The toys set up their Hawaiian sunset background.)
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Woody
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Welcome to paradise! We've got the vacation of your dreams all planned out for you!
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Mr. Potato Head
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Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Motel!
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Ken
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I thought we were staying in a resort.
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Mr. Potato Head
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*rings the bell, then Jessie changes the sign changes the Bonnielikeoke Resort* Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Resort!
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Ken
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This is great!
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Buzz
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"Immerse yourself in a whole new world when you go deep sea diving!"
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Ken
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Oh, I've got the perfect outfit!
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(They put on their scubas, going underwater, looking at the fish on TV.)
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Ken
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Whoa, look at that.
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Barbie
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Oh, beautiful.
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Hamm
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Watch this. *changes the channel to a shark on TV*
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(They both scream hysterically to the shark on TV.)
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Hamm
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Shark Week.
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Buttercup
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Nice.
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Buzz
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Next up, a guided nature hike.
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Mrs. Potato Head
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There's the official Hawaiian state bird, the Nene.
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Rex
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Nay-nay.
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Ken
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Ka-click!
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Mrs. Potato Head
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And the petting zoo the humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
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Ken
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Ka-click!
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Mrs. Potato Head
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And a pineapple.
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Mr. Potato Head
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Hey, how you doing?
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Ken
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Ka-click!
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(Barbie and Ken look at a sun light, hearing a timer ring, changing their back skins, then they both fish when Trixie rides a boat, but Ken rips his pants.)
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Trixie
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Psst. You're not wearing any pants.
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(Ken gasps, looking at the ripped pants.)
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Woody
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Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
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Barbie
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*rides on Bullseye* Whoo-hoo!
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Ken
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Ride like the wind, Buttercup! *gets on Buttercup*
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Buttercup
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Okay! Get off me.
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(Cut to Barbie and Ken surfing.)
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Barbie
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You're really rippin' those curls, Ken!
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Ken
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*laughing* Watch me hang ten, Babs!
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(Rex flies Ken to a wall.)
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Dolly
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Gin?
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Ken
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*offscreen* I'm okay!
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[Time-skip]
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(Chuckles plays his ukulele, singing in Hawaiian.)
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Mr. Pricklepants
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Dinner is served.
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(The aliens carry Hamm.)
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Hamm
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*spits his apple out* I should've seen this coming.
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Jessie
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The entertainment will start in just a moment. *shouts to Buzz* Hey, Buzz!!
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(Chuckles flips his ukulele, speaking in Hawaiian, as the monkeys dance. Buzz, in Spanish mode, suddenly arrives.)
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Spanish Buzz
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Hola, señoras y señores. *grabs his light, dancing around*
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Woody
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Barbie, we're almost ready for the place where you have your first...
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Barbie
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Thanks! But I got this one covered. Hey, Ken, come with me for a minute.
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Ken
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Oh, okay!
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Jessie
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Woody, the beach is all set.
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(Mr. Potato Head dumps his sand down by Trixie.)
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Spanish Buzz
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Hemos quitado la caca de la arena del gatito.
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Mrs. Potato Head
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Oh, Spanish is so beautiful.
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Slinky
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Hey, everybody, look out the window! What are they doing out there?
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Mr. Pricklepants
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Oh, dear.
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Buttercup
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It's got to be... a bazillion degrees below!
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Hamm
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Oh, good thing they wore the 1982 Winter Weekend Collection.
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(Barbie and Ken knock their heads, then they kiss, then Ken raises his foot up.)
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Woody
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Looks like she does have this one covered.
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Dolly
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Ka-click.
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Mrs. Potato Head
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How romantic.
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Mr. Potato Head
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Yeah! Until they fall off the deck.
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(Barbie and Ken fall in the snow.)
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Hamm
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I'll get the shovel.
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(In the post-credits scene, then they use a hair dryer to melt the ice cube on Barbie and Ken.)
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Buzz
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Best vacation ever.
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Woody
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Yeah!
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(Mr. Potato Head uses a screwdriver to try to break the ice cube on Barbie and Ken.)
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[END]
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