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This is a transcribed copy of "Hawaiian Vacation". Feel free to edit or add to this page, as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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Next: "Small Fry"
Speaker Dialogue
[Open Int. Bonnie's room]
Woody Okay, it's 2:00. The zoo at Sunnyside has rung, so Bonnie is officially on her winter break.
(All the toys cheer in excitement.)
Hamm Who's up?
Woody Soon, she'll be flying off to-
Buzz Hay-way-I.
Woody It's Hawaii, Buzz. Does everybody have a vacation plan?
Trixie *types on her water Rex and I have been working on our massively multiplayer, online, role-playing game profiles.
The Rexing Ball The Rexing Ball!
Rex That's me! *to Trixie* Can you make my arms bigger?
Trixie Oh, yeah. Enhancing.
Rex Oh, yes!
Buttercup Potato Head, you in?
Mrs. Potato Head Sorry, fellas. He's all mine.
Mr. Potato Head We're gonna have a fun-filled week, just the two of us. *takes his parts off* Deal me in.
(Mr. Potato Head takes his hand off and walks away with Mrs. Potato Head as the hand takes the cards.)
Mr. Pricklepants Thank you all for coming to the audition. *to the aliens* Number one, action.
Alien #1 Oooh!
Mr. Pricklepants Dreadful. Next.
Alien #2 Oooh!
Mr. Pricklepants Horrifying. Next.
Alien #3 Oooh!
Mr. Pricklepants Brilliant!
Peas-in-a-Pod Bonnie's coming!
(All the toys all freeze as Bonnie appears.)
Bonnie Vacation to Hawaii! *goes in her room, drops her backpack and grabs her suitcase in the closet* Going on vacation! Vacation, vacation.
Bonnie's Mom *offscreen* Bonnie!
Bonnie Coming, mom! *to the toys* Bye, toys.
(The toys unfreeze and go back up.)
Woody All right, folks, let the relaxing begin.
Rex Hooray!
Woody Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?
Slinky When pigs fly.
Hamm Actually, I had an uncle when I was a pilot.
Buttercup Really?
Hamm No, not really.
(Ken and Barbie unzip Bonnie's backpack.)
Ken Here's your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here.
(The Lego figures take out some boxes.)
Barbie Oh, Ken, this is so exciting!
Ken Picture! Say "sunscreen."
Barbie Sunscreen!
Ken Perfect! Ka-click!
Woody *offscreen* Barbie? Ken?
Ken Woody? Hey! You guys are in Hawaii, too! Groovy. We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack. How did you guys get here?
Woody Uh, Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom.
Ken *takes his sunglasses off* What? *hears the horn honking*
Dolly And there she goes.
Ken *runs to the window* No! No, no! No, no! NO! BONNIE! You can't go! Not without the- back-... pack.
(The car starts to leave.)
Mr. Potato Head Let me get this straight. You thought Bonnie would take a school backpack on vacation?
Hamm Oh, boy.
Ken *to Captain Zip* Hawaii! You have to take us to Hawaii!
Captain Zip Sorry, sir, I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.
Ken Hey- Oh-
Barbie Ken?
Ken *to Barbie* I... I'll be right back.
(Ken goes back in the backpack, sobbing.)
Barbie Oh, he's been planning this vacation for months.
Dolly Wow. That's a lot of numbering. Did he do that all by himself?
Barbie Ken doesn't know, but this is where he planned to have our very first kiss.
Mr. Potato Head You haven't kissed yet?
(Mrs. Potato Head kicks Mr. Potato Head.)
Barbie I would have been a perfect vacation.
(Woody stares at Buzz and Jessie as they nod.)
Barbie *offscreen* Ken, could you please come out here?
Ken No!
Barbie *offscreen* I can't decide if this handbag matches my shoes.
Ken Well... are you wearing the pumps or the espadrilles?
Jessie Aloha!
Ken Uh-
(The toys set up their Hawaiian sunset background.)
Woody Welcome to paradise! We've got the vacation of your dreams all planned out for you!
Mr. Potato Head Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Motel!
Ken I thought we were staying in a resort.
Mr. Potato Head *rings the bell, then Jessie changes the sign changes the Bonnielikeoke Resort* Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Resort!
Ken This is great!
Buzz "Immerse yourself in a whole new world when you go deep sea diving!"
Ken Oh, I've got the perfect outfit!
(They put on their scubas, going underwater, looking at the fish on TV.)
Ken Whoa, look at that.
Barbie Oh, beautiful.
Hamm Watch this. *changes the channel to a shark on TV*
(They both scream hysterically to the shark on TV.)
Hamm Shark Week.
Buttercup Nice.
Buzz Next up, a guided nature hike.
Mrs. Potato Head There's the official Hawaiian state bird, the Nene.
Rex Nay-nay.
Ken Ka-click!
Mrs. Potato Head And the petting zoo the humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
Ken Ka-click!
Mrs. Potato Head And a pineapple.
Mr. Potato Head Hey, how you doing?
Ken Ka-click!
(Barbie and Ken look at a sun light, hearing a timer ring, changing their back skins, then they both fish when Trixie rides a boat, but Ken rips his pants.)
Trixie Psst. You're not wearing any pants.
(Ken gasps, looking at the ripped pants.)
Woody Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
Barbie *rides on Bullseye* Whoo-hoo!
Ken Ride like the wind, Buttercup! *gets on Buttercup*
Buttercup Okay! Get off me.
(Cut to Barbie and Ken surfing.)
Barbie You're really rippin' those curls, Ken!
Ken *laughing* Watch me hang ten, Babs!
(Rex flies Ken to a wall.)
Dolly Gin?
Ken *offscreen* I'm okay!
[Time-skip]
(Chuckles plays his ukulele, singing in Hawaiian.)
Mr. Pricklepants Dinner is served.
(The aliens carry Hamm.)
Hamm *spits his apple out* I should've seen this coming.
Jessie The entertainment will start in just a moment. *shouts to Buzz* Hey, Buzz!!
(Chuckles flips his ukulele, speaking in Hawaiian, as the monkeys dance. Buzz, in Spanish mode, suddenly arrives.)
Spanish Buzz Hola, señoras y señores. *grabs his light, dancing around*
Woody Barbie, we're almost ready for the place where you have your first...
Barbie Thanks! But I got this one covered. Hey, Ken, come with me for a minute.
Ken Oh, okay!
Jessie Woody, the beach is all set.
(Mr. Potato Head dumps his sand down by Trixie.)
Spanish Buzz Hemos quitado la caca de la arena del gatito.
Mrs. Potato Head Oh, Spanish is so beautiful.
Slinky Hey, everybody, look out the window! What are they doing out there?
Mr. Pricklepants Oh, dear.
Buttercup It's got to be... a bazillion degrees below!
Hamm Oh, good thing they wore the 1982 Winter Weekend Collection.
(Barbie and Ken knock their heads, then they kiss, then Ken raises his foot up.)
Woody Looks like she does have this one covered.
Dolly Ka-click.
Mrs. Potato Head How romantic.
Mr. Potato Head Yeah! Until they fall off the deck.
(Barbie and Ken fall in the snow.)
Hamm I'll get the shovel.
(In the post-credits scene, then they use a hair dryer to melt the ice cube on Barbie and Ken.)
Buzz Best vacation ever.
Woody Yeah!
(Mr. Potato Head uses a screwdriver to try to break the ice cube on Barbie and Ken.)
[END]
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